Drogo
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Khaleesi, regarding Dan:
"Dad, I'm not going to be able to watch this show with you if he doesn't put his pants back on."
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(Conflicting shelter ideas with Vince)
Joe:
At some point, nice goes away.
My 8 year old daughter, the Khaleesi:
Um, at SOME POINT, it's going to be night, and it's going to rain, and feathers only keep you warm if you're a bird.
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Nice to see Darla doing her best Grumpy Cat impression this episode.
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A lovey's any blanket or stuffed animal that a child has a severe emotional attachment to.
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Charlamagne teams with Nev
Now, will Nev be travelling back to the Middle Ages, or is Charlemagne coming to 2015? Either way, exciting stuff.
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Connie wasn't old enough to drink, so she could have been twenty. She had a responsible position at the clinic, so she wasn't a child. I would hardly call Hector a pedophile.
Thinking Connie's reception desk spot is a part-time after-school job. Hector didn't want to give her a cigarette so she's under 18.
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Alternate answer, he was an adult, but after he died, the lovey was all she had to remember him by?
That's probably what she'd say if the judges questioned it - but the lovey's whole creep factor is that it implies losing a child-child, not an adult-child. We may never know how Kelly's brain works under all that purple cotton candy.
I'm still waiting for this season's Emo Faun. That thing was awesome.
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Seeing Christina Tosi as a Chopped guest-judge has me sad about the next season of MasterChef. Somebody check for a pulse.
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Kelly's character's son... old enough to have worked and died on London bridge... but still carried his lovey around with him... ?
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The thing I hated the most about the premiere: "Go around and take pictures of everybody. I'll give you a penny a pic."
A penny a picture, Hector you cheap fuck? The kid could be there 9 hours and wouldn't make enough to take the bus home. He offered to do it for free because he didn't want to carry around all those nickels you'd saddle him with.
(*Bet the defense attorney will offer a lot more than a penny a pic.)
And of course...
If a kid's going at my kid with a wooden bat and his dad doesn't intervene? Little dude's father is getting rocked.
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And why was Sheana so worried about paying for her wedding when she's been ass-kissing Lisa Vanderpump who must be a kazillionaire by now and could afford to throw Sheana a few hundred thousand bucks as easy as breadcrumbs she'd throw to a bird.
She looked pretty put out to be donating 300 bottles of her sangria- those retail for just $13.99 a piece, so her out of pocket even on 300 bottles would be extremely low.
Lisa Vanderpump has as much money as she does because she knows not to throw a few hundred thousand bucks of breadcrumbs to birds.
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I have also been ambushed with the Panera gorgonzola bagel. It was a sad day.
I love split pea soup.
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Next time on Masterchef...
The home cooks are tasked with one of the most difficult proteins ever: THE DEAD PARROT.
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Hindsight's 20/20.
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This could explain her affinity for crop tops and shiny high-waisted shorts.
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I doubt we'll get Masterchef Junior audition numbers, but here's some food for thought (pun intended.)
CollegeFactual's Pie Chart on Diversity at The Culinary Institute of America
While gender diversity is evenly split (1487 males and 1340 females) this appears to be an extremely white area of study.
63.9% White
10.8% Hispanic/Latino
8.1% Non-resident Alien
7.4% Asian
4.3% Black or African-American
The show's ratios are pretty much on-par with the real-life ratios.
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Fine, then, if it's in the name of glory.
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Yeah I dont have a problem with the concept of the dress. I think people should be who they are in their wedding. If you wear glasses, wear them.
The dress could have been much-improved with the addition of these glasses:
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Crap, this kid is adorable.
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"I could throw a stone right now and hit a better prospect, so you should probably shut your mouth."
I freaking love Katie.
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So the only couple who seemed to enjoy being together during the challenge... loses?
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Kim is still an immature teenager. So is Brandi. With Brandi, I don't know the reasons why.
It's a tragic story and not one Brandi likes to talk about... I'll tell you but you have to keep it between us... Brandi's husband left her for another woman.
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While you are schooling these women about pop culture, could you please ask the women to put their gifts of wine, champagne and spirits in a box or bag. It drives me nuts they roll up in a limo and thrust a bottle-it seems to be a bottle of rose champagne in the hostess hand. It is semi-okay for men to do it but these ladies should know better.
I was walking out of Penn Station today and a homeless fella had *his* bottle in a bag. To be fair, I don't think it was rose.
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S30.E01: It's Survivor Warfare
in Survivor
Found this picture of Vince's business card.