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Very surprised and a little impressed when Tinz said she's working on her ‘brand’ in NY—whatever that may be— and won’t up and move to Chicago for a guy....until a minute later when she said, why would I move for him to Chicago when he hasn’t given me a ring? Oh. So that’s the true reason. Waiting for Wifey status. Not that there’s anything wrong with that if that’s what she wants to do, but she first cloaked it in some ‘I’m an independent bizness lady’ bullshit reason first. I feel sorry for Tinsley actually. I believe she would drop anything and everyone to be married to a rich guy and start defrosting those eggs ASAP. I think she sees Scott as her last chance at that life. I also don’t believe she’s 42 😞

Luanne was punishing Dorinda with the fish room crap. Probably because Dorinda steadfastly refuses to apologize. Luanne's still angry with her and is just not ready to let it go yet. That anger from Luann wasn't solely about being given the fish room.

Ashley heard them having sex because Vanessa wanted her to hear it. I listened to their interview on Heather MacDonald’s podcast and Vanessa said she saw Dimitri on last season’s show and went after him. She started liking all of his insta posts until he noticed her and started interacting with her on social media. If this wasn’t a show about polygamy, people would think Vanessa a creepy stalker, but I guess the perception is different because the Snowdens WANT these kind of women reaching out to them. Shrug.

Nobody with hair like Paige’s is a perfectionist.

Yeah...but Paige is the one that initiated the last overnight, she took it upon herself to call Brandi and invite her over, so....maybe Paige should pick a lane instead of going psycho on someone she almost had to talk into coming back over. After this last episode, pretty sure Paige burned that house down on purpose. She cray.

Fucking Liar Camille looked stunning as usual. Best dressed for sure! Perfection. And she even looks better than the model! The rest should be ashamed.

That story is outrageous and a hell of a lot more important and interesting than whether or not Vanderpump knew about Teddy knowing about bringing a dog out to make Dorit look worse than she does everyday!! If I was Vanderpump, I would come to the reunion with all the real Dorit dirt, cocked and loaded, and give it to her with both barrels. I’m sure there’s plenty of secrets she could spill on Kyle too. Since bravo refused to put the pool scandal in, Vanderpump should force it into the daylight.

If people around me were accusing me of something I didn’t do and I was swearing up and down that I didn’t do it...I would hope my good friend would stand by me and believe me at my word. Kyle is a piece of shit.

Erica’s Lisa Jumpsuit looked like crap.

Tuddy and Kyle developed an odd super close friendship rather quickly. I think it’s strange because last year, once Kyle moved into her house, she hired Teddy’s husband to do the security for it. Where soon after, she was promptly robbed of all of her very expensive and very sentimental possessions. Something like that would be very hard to recover from so quickly, especially if the new friends’ husband was hired specifically so that something like that wouldn't happen!! Wonder why teddy not only was forgiven almost immediately, but now is also inner circle. And now kyle’s decades-old friendship with Vanderpump is in ruins. Strange.

I’ve always thought that Kyle is insanely jealous of Vanderpump. Kyle thought she was going to be queen bee—especially since she was dragging her drunkard kid actor sister along. Kyle probably thought they’re 70s Hollywood royalty. But instead Vanderpump stole the show. She also has an incredibly successful spinoff which is probably one of the top Bravo shows at the moment, while Kyle’s inauthentic vanity show was dumped, Vanderpump has a huge loyal fan base which is probably the biggest of all the housewives, who is more loved than Vanderpump?...I can imagine Kyle’s frustration with Vanderpump, especially since all of her many takedowns—some aggressive, some more stealth—always either explode in her face or just fizzle out. Someone once compared Kyle to Wile E. Coyote and that pretty much sums it up for me. In any case, I’m deleting them from my DVR once Vanderpump leaves, just to make a point. Something I have never done with any Houswives show. It will probably fall on deaf ears...but you never know.

Why do I suspect Kyle of planting the stories the most? Ever since she accused LVP in season 1. That was a pretty scurrilous accusation to make about anybody, let alone a long-time friend. The one who smelt it, dealt it...amiright?

I think Christine is definitely making moves towards getting Kody to marry her! She wants her turn. They may be really getting along behind the scenes better than the rest of the the wives. He’s probably hanging out at her house the most now. Robyn seems sick and tired of him and isn’t very lovey-dovey like she used to be. How can Kody say no if he divorced Meri to just adopt Robyn’s kids like they both proclaimed, what would be his reason to deny Christine something she says she really needs to make her feel at peace? Christine may be making her move, and if she is, I would watch the hell out of it! I bet once Robyn saw that little scene of Christine crying about a marriage certificate to Kody, she was furious...and nervous.

They're obviously leaving so much out of the story, and also lying when it suits them. That's why I can't stand this show. From the beginning it's been based on lie after lie. The reason the first time they 'fled' was a lie, Janelle divorcing Meri's brother to marry Kody was a lie of omission, divorcing Meri so that Kody could adopt Robyn's kids was a lie, the way Kody plans on using the land and building the houses is a lie, Meri's entire cat-fishing saga, from start to the excuses-filled finish was a lie, the way wives all supposedly love each other and raise each other's kids is a lie...endless lies. It's how they live. I don't believe a word they present. I know if it's not a flat out lie, it's a half-truth.

Frank Costanza: Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

One day, Christine will wake up and realize why Flagstaff was chosen, and why she was dragged further away from most of her family in Utah, and the shit will really hit the fan. Not Janelle though, the human potato. She’ll just shrug and make up some excuses.

That time capsule was such a dud! Full of moldy crap like shoes and junky toys and sad letters full of unfulfilled hopes and dreams. What a waste of digging effort.

Time capsule said “Do not open until 2018”. So they planned to dig it up now? They knew they would be moving?? This revealed that they always knew they would be getting out once the interest only mortgages expired.

Thank you so much for posting this! It was very interesting to read! Full of pretty good nuggets. I plan on reading your other blogs! 🙂

The flowers on Meri's hat looked like leftovers from Mykelti's 'craft' flowers. Just sayin.

If I had the opportunity, I would definitely try to get back at Meri for something.

Definitely should have been some sort of communication between the designer and the designee. I get that Meri fancys herself edgy, but there's edgy-and there's EDGY. The hat made for Meri looked like a hat worn by Mama on Mama's Family. Maybe if Meri had sleeker hair in a bob or in a smooth pony down her back...I don't know. I think if you take a risk with a creation, you dial it back with a backup-just in case...

Well, had I been designing the hats, I personally would have brought a few different versions of those hats for backup because it really is a personal preference what one puts on ones head, and commits to wearing all day, and be photographed in for all posterity. I mean, isn’t it kind of a risk to take on designing a hat for someone, and hoping they love it and want to wear it at an important family wedding? I think that was pretty crazy. It’s not like a shawl that can be ditched, left on a chair. It’s kind of a big matzah ball sitting right there, plopped on her head. Did the designer run some ideas/photos/sketches past Meri along the way so that there wouldn’t be any unpleasant surprises? She should have. That’s how a real designer operates. They don’t just show up the day of with any creation. But I agree with you. Meri definitely is a self-absorbed ass, notwithstanding.

Compared with Aspyn’s elegant wedding, Mykelti’s was a dumpster fire. That’s what you get, I guess, when you have a doofus banker calling the shots. Please no bride piñatas beaten to a pulp, no cheap and grubby ‘craft’ flowers, no tacos on styrofoam plates. Please don’t insist that your guests sit outside in 40 degree weather just because it’s ‘your day and you want it’. Thank you.

Those angelic flower girls were EVERYTHING. All flitting about like the sweetest cherubs! They looked so innocent and joyful, it melted my grinchy heart a little bit. I think if I could get married again, I would want a giant troop of flower girls. I freaking loved it!