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Kimora once licked the top of every donut on her talk show set, so that no one else could eat them. She was born to be a Bravo Real Housewife.

Her baby voice that every-so-often pops up make me cringe more than anything any housewife has ever done.

Lots of people fleeing the city now. It’s falling into disrepair. Crime definitely up — by a lot! Many are leaving for the suburbs, especially now that we all got a taste of working from home and that it’s possible. Broadway not able to open keeps tourists from coming back. If it doesn’t turn around soon, prices will drop. Hasn’t happened quite yet, but it will. Then you will be able to buy at a steal.

Ramoner’s party The ballroom scene from “The Witches”. Creepy af.

Agree 100%

Btw... I believe that Brandi is a predator. I think she knew what she was doing when she hooked up with Denise last year. Maybe she thought is was her ticket to get back on the show, seems to have worked. She had every intention of snitching about it to Kim and Kyle and I think Kim and Kyle knew about their hookup before they began filming, and that’s why Kyle guided the conversation towards threesomes at Denise’s house. That’s why the coven won’t drop it. They needed this to brew so that they can now reveal the Brandi hook-up. That’s also why Brandi kept talking about Throuples at the bar to Denise and Aaron. She was hoping Aaron would get on a high horse about it so that then her phoney tear-filled story at Kyle’s would be more damaging. They have some nerve calling Lisa a manipulator way back then. Kyle is the numero uno (Spanish for Kyle) manipulator, only she’s bad at it because she’s so disgustingly transparent, along with her shell of a sister. Vile Kyle indeed. Karma will most definitely come for her one day...

For my birthday, I want a neon sign for my home office that says “Don’t Ask Me Stupid Questions”...

I don’t think she is self-aware enough to understand that she should even live it down. She’s been surrounded by hacks her whole life blowing smoke up her ass. She may be unteachable.

Can’t STAND bratty, entitled kids and their parents who think it’s so cute. “I’ve created a monster!” Says Rinna as if she’s talking about a 2-year-old trying on mommy’s shoes and lipstick. No Rinna, no one is as enchanted by your spoiled, uneducated kid who can’t do a damn thing for herself unless her mommy rescues her. Good luck with that useless mess. She will drain Harry’s bank account, then drain society. Let’s see how charming her damanding yet helpless act is when she’s 43. I see A future Kim, but without the ‘talent’. FEH

It’s funny because it’s true! Once you’re in it’s hard to stop going because you want your free meal and gift card when your birthday rolls around. You’ve been going and contributing to the others’ all year. It LOOKS like Ramoner has all these fabulous friends, but believe me, she’s going and paying for ALLLLLL those “friends” all year on their birthdays. It’s an ‘understanding’ as well as friendships.

Luann’s rant at Sonja did seem fake, especially since she almost never loses her cool during times when most people would...like when Bethany was calling her a slut and a whore for no reason, or when Bethany was going totally nuts on her in Florida and revealing all the dirty details of her intervention and the really ugly stuff that shouldn’t be revealed about a so-called friend on camera. She never lost her cool when confronted by Alex and actually laughed in her face, when Bethany called her a snake at the fashion show, or even when she was dragged by the others on countless reunions, being called out about the Pirate Incident—which cost her her relationship. I actually always admired her ability to never lose her temper when faced with really aggressive behavior by her costars. That’s why I also wondered if she was faking at BSM too.... however, I believe she was being authentic because I think she was very drunk, and when Luann gets very drunk she does unbelievable things like hitting cops and resisting arrests and slipping out of handcuffs and running out of police cars. So yeah, her gnarled-up face while raging at Sonja over a minor infraction seems to kinda track with her personality shift while loaded.

This.

Wow. Spot. On. I THOUGHT I loved it, but you’re beginning to talk me out of it lol lol. I actually thought Dorinda always had the best taste out of all of them, but maybe she or her designer got a bit heavy-handed. I think Luann had excellent taste and dressed the best until the last few seasons when she started hocking her dresses and statement necklaces. Then she felt obligated to always wear her cheap crap and ruined her look. She used to be stunning, long and lean and always in cashmere and boots and long coats.

Your posts have always been some of my favorites! 💖very funny and fun to read!

Wow. I’m looking in the mirror! In the beginning I couldn’t wait to get back out, now I’m so used to staying home with my family, I have to force myself! I love being on the couch watching crap and eating!!! This Thursday is my first night out with 3 couples and I’m happy it’s at end of the week and not tomorrow 🙂 ask me how I feel Thursday afternoon, I won’t be happy. I guess we are adapting to this better than we thought. I feel bad for the restaurants though.... (No stranger to mahjong too! )

Omg! You don’t even know the half of it!!! Lol ! Girls being accidentally forgotten on the email, girls intentionally excluded from invites, constant confrontations, it’s CRAZY! I was thinking of writing a book. It’s Larry David material. And yes, at the height of it before quarantine, I was going out about once a week, sometimes twice and it was brutal, and It was becoming not fun. But still, I always felt an obligation, they came to mine so I felt guilt not going back, not paying it back.

It IS! It used to be fun when I first moved to this town years ago, but now I’m over it. I’m definitely out this year. Especially since we’ve all been weened off of going out to restaurants for the last 6 months.

Dorinda is spiraling and this isn’t going to end well. I think she needs helps immediately. She’s a self-destructive train, running out of control. Her anger level is cause for concern and I think she’s on the verge of really cracking up. About Ramoner, I understand that crazy friend group because I actually have something similar in my life and it takes work to maintain. I live in a north shore town on Long Island, about a half hour away from Manhattan. My circle consists of about 20 women (not Ramoner level, but I have a full-time job and am not on a Reality Show, so don’t have women actively looking to be my friend). So every one of these women has a birthday, and we all take them out for their ‘birthday dinner’ (similar to Ramoner, only hers are lunches). Someone hosts the Birthday Girl’s dinner. The host sends an email with the invite to all 20 of us. (And actually, some of the women invite more, I pretty much stick to 20, I don’t invite people from work, they wouldn’t get the madness that this has become). Everyone complains. People used to decide whether to go or not based on the restaurant that was chosen (expensive, far away, etc) so now the restaurant is TBD until after everyone RSVPs. Then a gift card email goes out where everyone contributes $25 Or more, depending on the closeness of the friendship and whether it’s a big year, like a 40 or 50 celebration. Then we go to the dinner where we all pay for the Birthday Girl and present her with her gift card. The Birthday Girl is responsible for giving everyone a take-home goody bag, which usually consist of a candle or cute manicure kit or pashmina from Michale’s, etc. (I combined my birthday dinner with my friend once so we gave out bottles of Prosecco as gift bags to the guests.) So this becomes expensive and time-consuming to do 20 times a year, sometimes I don’t go, sometimes some people combine their Birthday Dinners if their birthdays are close together (like Dorinda was pressuring Ramoner to do with Sonja). Not everyone contributes to the gift card, but most do. By the time MY birthday rolls around, I’m expecting these bitches to show up to MY birthday dinner because I’ve been going and contributing to their’s all year! It’s like a Ponzi scheme and every year I say I’m out, and this year, I’m DEFINITELY out. It used to be smaller, but every year someone brings another woman in and the group has grown. There are lots of these different groups in my town and sometimes they overlap like a vin diagram. Now you don’t have to go to all of them, but then you can’t expect them to go to yours. Ramoner is maintaining her 50 or 60 friends because she goes to all of their dinners. She’s probably out 4 nights a week. Anyway, Ramoner has a 50-60 person friend group, but they are more like a social club. She’s in a social club. One of my friends in the group went to high school with Jill on the south shore. She was actually worse in high school, unpopular and unlikeable.

Elyse probably has a ton of dirt on Ramoner lol. They go way back. I bet quite a few of them are threatened by Elyse. The dirt may come out or may not, Elyse always appears to me to be weighing her options...she has to go back to her life and live with these girls and if she reveals too much, she may pay for it in their social circle. I think that little nugget she dropped about Ramoner hitting on Elyse’s husband was GOLD. and probably crossed a line for Ramoner. VERY damaging and embarrassing and probably why they’re not speaking.

Andy bringing back Jill would be like Ramoner getting back together with Mario. Please don’t do it. I know it seems like a good idea now because they are floundering right now, and everyone is nostalgic for the past, but it would be a bad idea and devastating for Jill when Andy has to fire her again, like it will be devastating for Ramoner when Mario cheats on her again.

You and I are in the minority, I guess. I thought her home was gorgeous and lovingly decorated with very rich taste. I especially loved the back staircase and always wanted a home with a back staircase. I adored the royal blue velvet sofas and stared at them the whole time instead of the drunken housewife sitting on them. If I see yet another gray and white room....I guess it’s this decade’s cherry cabinets and black granite. I think she lost me though at the fireplace dragons. Not EVERYTHING can be a focal point! My eye needs to rest sometimes!

Soggy or Siggy had a bunch of them displayed in her foyer going up the stairs. Who cares if you have one? ONE, though. You do you! One summer, MANY years ago, I couldn’t take a bad picture...I was tanner and thinner and younger...now I HIDE when a camera is pointed my way. Lol. It’s fun to have a picture you like of yourself displayed. What’s the harm?

Lu’s show was beginning to peter out and let’s face it, two Housewives are better than 1 and would be more of a draw. If you’re not a fan of Lu’s but for some insane reason, love Sonja, you may buy a $100 ticket...I think none of the housewives are strong on their own, they are an ensemble, and would be a bigger draw if there are more of them. Imagine the show if all of them are on stage? Remember the madness of BravoCon? But like VanHalen, none of them can get over their own massive egos, and the power house that they can be all together on stage, will never come together...it’s already falling apart with just Lu and Sonja in the mix.

There’s a whole reddit sub called r/forexposure of people stiffing any and every kind of craft, claiming the exposure the so-called influencer will bring the artist is worth more than any kind of payment. It’s when arrogance and cheapness merge. Not surprised Ole Lu thinks this highly of herself.

My mom told me that while she was in labor with me, She was looking for poison to drink! Lol (but I was much older, and done having my own kids)