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and they both have two daughters and like younger men! Add Darcey to this group, too!

That would have been Hazel in the Philippines. Remember, we have never been shown anything about Melissa except for the restaurant scene which leads me to believe she's not around much for filming.

Just the ones with "clients" to pay for them

Even stupider- he didn't know how to read the results on the stick! She messed with his head (or started out with the truth) by saying yes she was pregnant, and then reversed the story on him. Very hilarious part of the show imo. After he said he wanted her to take the pregnancy test and she got angry and walked off, she was talking on her phone. Probably calling someone and saying "This a-hole is insisting I take a pregnancy test, NOW what do I do?" and got the advice to fake the results. Or maybe she asked Brazilian Siri.

It's 150 miles, a 3 hour ride. It was December, so getting dark early is expected, but why didn't they spend the first night somewhere outside of London? I realize hotels are quite pricey, but even a hostel or Air BnB room would have given Rachel a chance to get cleaned up, rest and some privacy for their, ahem..."first time"...before traveling to meet Jon's Mum the next day.

Paul is so stupid he didn’t realize that the pregnancy test results were invalid if he didn’t supervise Kreenie actually taking it. She very well could be pregnant but she’ll try to pass the baby off as Paul’s Premie.

Poor Little Lucy is probably traumatized for life. Imagine being a baby left alone in a crib in a strange room and when you cry, instead of Mommy coming to soothe you, a hairy demon-like creature shows up instead! edited to add photo:

You're right, Ricky did say Melissa is a nurse. I was getting her mixed up with Hazel. Maybe she's a nursing student (just like Chantel!)

Have they ever said how old Melissa is supposed to be? I’m beginning to think that’s the “catch” of this online relationship and that she’s underage. First showing up with braces on her teeth then saying she had “homework” makes me really suspicious

I get Hazel’s Amish Bundling tactic, but are they really going to sleep ON the bedspread?

Tarik coined a new word tonight, too, when he said “It can’t get any realer than this.”

Melissa and Darcey’s daughters all look the same age to me The scene with the translator reminded me of the question segment of the Miss Universe Pageant when the contestant doesn’t speak English

Paul has a tee shirt, polo shirt and button down shirt all in the same exact shade of blue. I bet Mom bought them to “bring out” his blue eyes. Watching now and I see he has yet another blue shirt for his parental interrogation!

Jon’s nervous smile reminds me of a ventriloquist’s dummy and he’s like Nicole in that you can kind of watch the wheels turning in his head when you look at his eyes. Angela, the industrial strength bra showing through the shredded back of your top is not a good look.

Jon just might say, "Oh, sorry, [puke] I can't take you to the [puke] airport!"

I can't believe this couple's fate made Newsweek! https://www.newsweek.com/are-jesse-darcey-still-together-where-now-90-day-fiance-1057453

I think I might cross-stitch that on a pillow. Uh oh, now I wish I had copyrighted that!

Good point, in fact that might be why Rachel chose that particular timeframe to go to England.

The town where Jon lives with his Mum is 150 miles from London. It appears to be a seaside resort town and judging from the calendar in the hall, his mother might rent out rooms, including the bedroom Rachel is staying in. “Rachel and Lucy” are at the bottom of the page, scheduled to stay from December 11-24. (Sorry I had to crop the screenshot) I guess spending Christmas with her other daughter isn’t a priority.

Okay, not just you, but if we believe her, Nicole slept with Azan the day she landed in Morocco. Paul was anxious to sleep with Karine as soon as she passed her STD test and all indications point to Darcey sleeping with Jesse right away. Apparently it’s not too soon to be intimate with “the love of your life.”

I agree. I’ve seen an older picture her with bangs and she looks much better

I think Jesse is the kind of person who deliberately says hurtful things then gives the excuse "I'm just being honest. Don't you want me to be honest?" It's similar to Pao saying mean things then saying, "I was only kidding" and making the recipient of her remarks out to be someone who is overly sensitive and can't take a joke. That way, they both sneak their digs in!

I have a friend who was horrified that her daughter was going to name her first child Hazel. Fast forward 7 years and now the name just "fits" the girl and Grandma is fine with it. Hazel is also in the top 50 girls names on last year's Social Security Name list, so it's gaining in popularity. This Hazel also has a little sister, DORIS, but I don't know if that's trendy or not.

and self-promoting!

Is it just me, or does that "pottery" she's throwing on the wheel look like something else...Oh wait, here's the original photo and Patrick Swayze doesn't have anything on his head, let alone a Papa Smurf hat!