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Without those eyelashes, she has none of her own in this older photo

Sam! Oops! XYZ!

my DVR crapped out during the "Next week on.." so I didn't get to see Nikki getting the ax from Igor. What happened? Of course, these things are often edited to look one way when they're actually the opposite of what happened, but this time I have absolutely NO doubt that their fake relationship is over. I hope Nikki doesn't show up on The Single Life! Wow, 30 cakes for $15 with free shipping?

They weren't invited back after Brandan's (aka Braindumb) mother sold their exclusive wedding photos to In Touch before their wedding aired on TLC. Then someone in his family announced her pregnancy, so technically THEY didn't break the NDA, but it looks like Sharp has had enough of their BS.

Well, I was glad to see that their funding campaign has been stopped, but not before people donated $ 1300. Is that enough for the new iPhone? I saw on FB that even Tim and Veronica fell for and promoted the grift although Tim finally realized it was a scam. Apparently Dr. TikTok made Mary's diagnosis and anyone who questions it is told to "F off" or that they are wishing her dead and they'll be sorry.

Mary, speaking of herself in the third person, posted this update:

That always cracked me up on “My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding.” The women were all blinged out, dressed way over the top and the men would come in jeans with tank top undershirts or vests with no shirt underneath.

This is a BIG crowd!

If you get bored and want to go down the Pnina Tornai rabbit hole…https://www.huffpost.com/archive/ca/entry/pnina-tornai-wedding-dresses_n_5810982

One guest was wearing formal camouflage. This woman was on her phone the whole time.

And two more couples yet to be announced.

This one is $5K for second hand. I hope she doesn’t wear a black thong under it

Final head count. 14 including the bride and groom

Ah, there’s Coco! I was worried.

I think was Marco

Donde esta Coco?

Uncle Marco goes in for a looonng hug

Now I’m going to have to add Jaffa Cakes to my shopping quest along with Tim Tams

He spilled some…Coke. Yeah, that’s the ticket

Max. I see ads for it all the time

I wonder if Yike Girl was invited as his Plus One

I suspect Grandpa Gotbucks washed his hands of Claire and Sophie as soon as she became legal age

But on the upside, you probably won’t ever need an annulment.

They kind of look like Baltimore’s Berger cookies, but no jelly.