Frozendiva

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, er, XBox or Playstation.

The diet ads are starting early. Usually you see them Boxing Day (Dec. 26).

Both have weird hairlines. Or wigs.

Those two couples get a half hour show? Really?

Not for these folks.

Me and I can be a challenge.

Ambs, you are also marrying his family. All of them.

Amber needs control. Good luck. Go home and find another sucker.

Move on. Key doesn't want your life.

Aryanna's family is expecting a 5 star resort home?

Buenos noches.

Grain of salt time?

Caleb and Alina: His parents can see that he may not be mature enough for a relationship with Alina. At this point in life, he may not be able to be a life partner and a possible caregiver. A guy who is looking for fun, is playing around with pop spirituality, and the journey of his soul is in for a possibly humbling love experience. He takes a lot for granted and can he step up and be a viable partner to someone he may genuinely overlook in his life. She will teach him some lessons. Don't know if the hotel thing was just another Sharp shenanigan. Caleb screwed up but Alina also had the ability to call the hotel or email the hotel to see if it was suitable for her needs and to tell Caleb expressly that any hotel had to have an elevator or other accessible features for her. She is lucky to have a friend in Elijah. And her parents were smart to have someone go with her to Turkey. She has a group there and should be taken care of by her friends if anything happens. Poor Caleb, like many of us, suffer from long flightus stinkus. No idea why they have to meet at the airport. Both arrive separately, check in to a hotel (even for a half day to bathe and get some rest) and meet up later. Gino and Jasmine: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my head. Both have annoying laughs. I don't think men find Jasmine all that intimidating. She is a beautiful woman, but she has significant jealousy issues. I'd guess that they don't stick around because of her need for control and micromanaging someone. I would find it insane for my boyfriend to want to see my every interaction with another person. Being polite to someone doesn't mean I want to jump the dude's bones. Not every woman will steal your man, lady. I didn't appreciate her looking at his teeth like he was a horse or donkey. The expensive toothbrush was not the best gift. The dude will never take off his hat and probably sleeps in it. The hotel suite was nice. It was also nice to see Panama City as a real city and not some rural area. Memphis and Hamza?: Not the best decision. You have little kids and a trip to Tunisia to see some dude you don't really know, have a language/translation barrier, and probably major cultural barriers is not the best idea. Good luck to you. Your big secret is that you cuddled with your ex? Maybe there was more, maybe that was it. Who knows. None of your love rat's business. No impact on him or your relationship with him. I can see you finding a connection if you worked as a nurse in say UAE or Saudi Arabia or Dubai and met someone there. This just smells like disaster. Mike and Ximena: I feel for Mike. As a little kid, I had two sick parents. You go to school, go to the hospital if the parent was in hospital, go home and do homework. If not hospital, you look after X parent. No escape, no break. Lather, rinse and repeat for many years. To this day, I do carry some scars and it took a long time to heal. I missed out on a lot of things. I don't know if Mike has been a long term caregiver for his dad and grandpa. He certainly would not have much time to date and his reality is finding a woman who is going to live with the extended family. And that is hard. Not all women want to be caregivers in such a situation and they would wonder if his interest in them is just to have a maid and home nurse. I also have no idea if his brothers do anything at all except maybe visit for a few hours (which is typical). I don't know if Ximena has any genuine interest in him or is looking for a few bucks and has a few dudes in rotation. He is being kind to the kids and buying them toys. A bit too much of an investment to people you don't even know. I see heartbreak for him and him possibly feeling very used. Kimbaaaaly and Usman: Round two of finding some US lady to get you a Green Card to kick off your career. International 'superstar' Sojaboy would have his pick of women. At least he isn't making the same mistake as he did with BGL. Kimberly is only a potential girlfriend right now. She must see a lot of potential to spend a lot of cash flying to Tanzania to watch him film his music video. His friends are pretty smart. Don't date your fans. I don't know why he wants another older woman. A 10 or so year age difference isn't much. She is almost 20 years older and at a very different place in her life and also has a 25 year old son. This relationship smells.

Maybe they are angling for their own spinoff.

Kenny likes old people stuff like sugar cookies and eggnog.

Jasmine is jealous and controlling. No need to pull a Big Ed with the toothbrush.

Everyone got the toys part wrong. Real kids' toys. Mike's friends do have valid concerns. He should not be sending money for rent and appliances.

I'd be upset with Caleb making all these arrangements that don't take Alina's needs in to account.

Julia now wants plastic surgery to get her chest done. Kenny and Armando seem so.... normal.

I have no idea if Kimberly will react in a non-jealous way with Usman and his videos.

Tim - did he just do baby voice?

Kelly - you don't even know this girl. Why are you proposing?

Julia - when I saw you first time, you look like bum (Brandon). Kenny can't stand the baby talk from Jasmine and Gino. Molly and Kelly are struggling.

Brandon, Kenny, Tim, Molly..... no Ange so far.

Christmas in Lower Siberia, aka Edmonton. See the low Christmas Eve is -33C.