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Rubina is now the back-up because Cedric volunteered under the theory that he can beat Tucker for Veto. Rubina is going up if anyone comes down.

Rubina to Kimo, basically: "And Tucker and I dry-humped on your bed!" Kimo:

According to Chelsie, our most recent "save it for the edit" feed outage is because Tucker is ranting and raving about not wanting to be in alliances anymore and he's going to play a lone wolf game and all that.

You'd think a big superfan like Quinn would remember Austin's top hat VICTIMS, AREN'T WE ALL nom speech and how hard the fans clowned on Austin for that. But nope, Scumbag Steve put on his super suit, threatened to roast the house... and then ended up crying in the unicorn room because Tucker was mean to him. Still better than the Bieber roast.

Wait. So Quinn gets to name the nominees, name the replacement nominees, vote in the eviction, and play for HoH next week? I guess Tucker accused him of cheating somehow off-feed about whether Quinn gets to also renom and they sniped at each other for a bit, Quinn stormed off and called him a dick under his breath and went to the Diary Room to vent to Mommy Grod. No, really, I'm starting to wonder because there's a resemblance there.

It's nice to hear that even with Quinn's power being used this week, the Volunteer Nominee Sign-Up Sheet still made the rounds and Cedric has very proudly inked his name next to #1. Big Brother 26: The Summer of Volunteering, Even When You Don't Have To

Aw, Makensy finally stopped staring at herself in the mirror and started talking game. Right now she's talking to Chelsie and... I think Makensy should go back to staring at herself in the mirror. Good thing she's pretty!

I died when Quinn did a cam talk a few days ago bragging about leaning into the whole scumbag of it all in the Big Brother house and claiming that it's been his gameplay plan all along. That's why he didn't understand Kenney - why would you want to leave when you could be eeeeevil *holds up pinky*. Like, okay, is the scumbag in the room with us right now? Because all I see is someone who could make a killing as a Chappell Roan impersonator.

I went to bed heartbroken over the loss of true love in a cruel society and I wake up to find that not only has Angela persevered, she won for her man, Lenney. Their love cannot be denied! And then I find out that y'all are starting to turn on Brooklyn (yay) and grown up Chuckie Finster (yay!). It's like my birthday come early! If you want someone else to turn on, btw, Chelsie has repeatedly talked about the fact that Cam smells like unwashed ass. So there's that. And props to Tucker for officially dickmatizing two HGs. Most can't even accomplish a single dickmatize in a season, he knocked out Rubina and Kimo without even trying. While looking like he did in that screenshot @peachmangosteen shared yesterday. While being Tucker. There truly is a lid for every pot.

No one bother me, I'm in mourning for the star-crossed lovers. I know they'll find their way back together again eventually. It just feels so unfair right now. Angela ❤️ Lenney 4ever. #neverforget #lennela #thelastgreatamericandynasty

Kenney wants to go home to his wife and kids. Lenney won the Veto last week because he just wants to kick his feet and giggle when he's around *big sigh* Angela. I'm hoping Lenney gets to come out of the broom closet they hide the other twin in and play in the AI Arena tonight. Their love will not be denied! Showmance of the century!

LOL you beat me to it, I was just coming back with that link. I'm obsessed with this theory. I know they just Photoshopped his tattoo out there but on the off chance they didn't, it seems like Lenney is the one with the hearts in his eyes for Big Ang? Seriously, someone needs to take this and write a shitty contemporary romance novel that I can obsess over and write fan fiction about. I want to make shitty TikToks about it using Pinterest images and Taylor Swift songs. Give it to me now. God I love a good crackship.

Sir, a second ghost has hit the Big Brother house. You can hear the echoing cries of "👻Toooo soooooon👻" floating through the downstairs.

We've had an alcohol delivery tonight: a six pack (maybe eight considering how many are in the house) of beer and two bottles of wine. Man, the days of Rachel's HoH tequila and Janelle's frozen margarita in a Ziploc hidden under the summer veg medley seem so far away.

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Standard Veto rules apply. Supposedly. Someone lock Grodner out of the studio so she can't change the rules.* *unless it's someone I don't want nominated. In that case... go ham, Grod.

According to the overnight updates I'm scrolling through, it sounds like Tucker was talking about the fact that Kenney got a talking to from Production and reportedly was told that if he pulls another "I wanna go home" whinefest, they will remove him from the game and take away his stipend. Which explains why Kenney is now talking about wanting to be voted out rather than just wanting to quit and go home. ...did he really think that they would let him leave and he'd get to keep his stipend? Does no one flip through the rulebook anymore? Read the fine print on their contracts? Clearly he didn't see the Humancent-iPad episode of South Park. Always read the terms and conditions and fine print!

The Collective is the half of the house that the Triple C's like. I believe it was the same one that they tried to bring Angela into in the first week but she turned down and later called out in the hammock, leading to Feed Cut 2024. Pentagon: The Three C's, Quinn, and Brooklyn. The Collective: The Three C's, Kimo, T'Kor, Quinn, and Joseph's mustache.

I wouldn't trust Cam either after he gave Leah the game equivalent of the "She meant nothing to me, baby! She was no one! You're the one I love!" defense with a side of "I never lied... except for this one time where I was forced to lie but that's not my fault and it meant nothing anyway so I never lied." It was pretty weaksauce.

It's a day that ends in Y so Kenney is campaigning to be sent home. Again. So much for the bro down.

Leah is using flirtation as her game strategy with the boys and being a girlie with the girlies. Quinn follows her around like a lovestruck puppy dog even though she's let him down. Cam follows her around like a lovestruck puppy dog but she definitely has the ick now. She flirts with Tucker and he fucking hates her for it but he may have calmed down some over the past few days. Some people don't like her because she talks about liking "fluffier" men and tells Tucker that he needs to eat more for her to be into him. She tells some pretty cringe stories and sometimes feels a little Not Like Other Girls. T'Kor, Chelsie, and Brooklyn like to talk shit about her in between their Bible studies. The house is kinda 50/50 over her.

Cedric is doing one-on-ones today. With his zero amount of power left this week. Okay. Leah is quickly shooting up my rankings with this convo with Cam. We love a queen setting boundaries and not falling for bullshit. Tucker: "But at least I kick-started the game because otherwise it would have been another redundant week. This is what we came here for." Tucker earlier today: "Cruise control, brah. I just wanna cruise control it." According to Tucker and Brooklyn, Tucker (also?) called Cedric a little bitch boy. It may just be a different version of the same insult.

Ooh, Tucker just friend-zoned Rubina. I guess I was reading those hugs wrong. Busy day in the house today. Also my pitch to you all that can actually vote: Please vote Quinn for the nominee because he's a Nice Guy and because it'll be fun to nullify such an OP power. And if you can't vote for Quinn, consider voting for Joseph's mustache - he believes he's one of the stars of the edit because he's played in multiple comps and because he has a wacky mustache but he's furniture and I wouldn't normally advocate wasting something like this on an end table except. The mustache. I can't. It deserves to be put out of its misery. Thank you for your time. Happy Big Brothering.

Brendan won the Veto and took down Rachel way back in their second season. But at least they were banging so he had an excuse. He believes that volunteering, being on the block, and not using the Veto on himself somehow denotes him as a straightforward game player who isn't doing shady shit in the shadows behind your back because he has to fight for it every week or some macho bullshit like that.

During the argument between Quinn and Angela, not only did Quinn get the angriest that everyone in the house had seen but he also repeatedly smacked the countertops with his fists while yelling. Which... fair, it's Big Ang, she can probably cause a nun to smack a bitch but still. Ha! And now Tucker keeps telling people, "At least we're playing Big Brother now." Pick a lane, Tuckster.