Callaphera

Cam didn't realize there were six players in the Veto so he almost grabbed his own placard because he also didn't understand the rules. This is Week 5.

Joseph came in second. Angela is apparently spreading rumours that the mess was caused by Cam. My chaotic queen. Quinn stopped midway through one of his times in the house to brush his teeth. This is why I can't with him always trying to make a Moment. Brooklyn trashed Kimo's bed but she plans on placing the blame on Quinn. She may have actually been the one to mess with Tucker's shit. ETA: It was. I fucking love Hide and Go Veto.

Tucker won Hide and Go Veto. Now he's whining about Quinn throwing his clothes around. He may or may not have called Quinn a little bitch.

He wasn't picked on Cedric's HoH week but he was for all the rest of them.

Makensy and Joseph's mustache got pulled for the Veto comp. Leah is currently telling Makensy about The Collective. More specifically, Leah is telling Makensy not to trust Chelsie and Brooklyn and informing her of their plan to get rid of Makensy last week. Makensy is unsure about this. I give it five minutes before Makensy runs to either Brooklyn or Chelsie and downloads this all to them.

I'm trying to watch this Makensy/Tucker conversation and MY GOD, Makensy needs to go back to staring at herself in the mirror and thinking she's pretty. My face is one giant loop of that Britney Haynes cringe gif. ETA: Jesus, it's getting worse. I have no idea what house Makensy has been living in or what game she's playing but it isn't this one.

WTF Tucker is besties with Kyle Chan from Vanderpump Rules?! How has this never come up? Just when I thought I was over Scandoval...

I think Tucker was just making up mad shit. A quick Google of him says otherwise. He's a marketing/sales rep, former model that partied with Paris Hilton and likes Forrest Gump.

I found The Vision on Bandcamp. Yeah, that sounds like Tucker.

VPN and Pluto TV. Watch out for the commercial jump scares. The talking potatoes are my new sleep paralysis demon. I miss commercial free feeds. Definitely not what I expected for Tucker. The music choices this season have been interesting.

Well, fuck. I might be in love with Tucker now. It's spreading.

Angela is reality TV gold and I appreciate that. All of her faults are what make her so compelling and entertaining to me. She deserves at least a People's Choice Award for her contributions to this season.

I wonder if Tucker will find a way to nominate himself this week. Hopefully Cedric's boot put an end to the Volunteer Nominee Sign-Up Sheet. Printer ink is expensive and they can't even afford padding for the comps anymore.

Tucker is wearing the HoH key.

What's longer: Kathy's time in the caramel or this feed outage?

I think Angela's recording her lines as the outgoing HoH to narrate the comp but she keeps crying so Production needs her to start over. This is the 35th take.

I dunno, I think it would be funny if Quinn was HoH and ended up taking out the wrong person again. Like a one man FOUTTE.

Cam's winning this. Calling it now.

They usually just forget to flip the switch from Animal Cam back to Fish Cam during the live comps.

Angela, tearfully: "You did so good. You did so good!" I have to readjust her score after that. 5/10

For someone who fake cries as often as Angela does, you'd think she'd be better at it. 2/10

They're all still on the wall.

https://x.com/hamsterwatch/status/1824206775484289138

Someone should explain to Joseph's mustache that if he's the deciding vote for the flip, he'll get plenty of airtime. That might sell him on the idea.

Kimo told Joseph's mustache about the potential flip if Makensy wins AI Arena. Joseph's mustache is shitting a brick.