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But did we do the Skittles? Tell me we did Skittles. Angela apparently gave a hell of a speech. That's my girl!

Early Veto meeting. I really really really hope Quinn ends up going with the Skittles Method. And with this season, we've got a pretty good shot of it!

LOL forever. Big Ang, baby, sweetie, bestie... it's you. https://x.com/thx4bnu/status/1830521552422502682

As usual, everything is changing every five minutes. Neither Quinn nor Leah have slept and Button Boy is under strict rules to keep it for the edit. It sounds like Joseph's mustache was going to be a renom target for a hot second and now Kimo might be the boot? So Veto usage is still on the table. I love how it's so up in the air this season. It really is a feedster's dream season. Even we don't know what's going to happen. Are they doing the Veto meeting today since it's Labour Day? Or do they also get a stat holiday?

Apparently T'Kor got a little pissy with Makensy over the Cam Cuddle Cam because, according to T'Kor, Makensy knows that Chelsie likes Cam. So there's that. Of all the HGs to fight over, now it's Cam? I mean, his impression of an end table for the first few weeks was impressive but still. ETA: Don't get me wrong, Cam's hot. But I've seen him shower and he also seems to be allergic to soap so.

Leah can't be nominated since she's the Veto winner. You'd think super fan Quinn would know this.

Quinn told Leah that if she uses the Veto, he wants to hold a house meeting to ask for a volunteer and if no one volunteers, use the Skittles method. It's such a dumb thing to do that I want to see it happen.

https://x.com/BB_Updates/status/1829988230554382456 But remember guys, he's not flirting with her anymore heh heh. ETA: Also: "You're sick nasty"? What does that mean? I know sick and I know nasty but if this is a new Gen Z slang thing like how they call yoga pants "flared leggings", I'm done.

I dunno, Joseph's mustache could be telling the truth this time. He probably threw it to let Leah win after she batted her eyelashes at him. Depends on how close they both were to winning. ETA: Man, turned on the feeds right for the Quinn Cringe special. Ugh.

I don't think that's why it's a good draw for Angela. It's a good draw because Joseph's mustache has played in every Veto but one and lost every single time and Leah doesn't even know there's a game being played. So that takes two people out of the field and makes it easier for Big Ang to win. Prediction: Kimo has a gas attack and can't continue, Rubina is too heartbroken over Tucker's eviction and hasn't yet entered her reputation (Rubina's Version) era so she'll be a sobbing mess in the corner, Quinn and Joseph's mustache get distracted by Leah floundering and go to save her like the simps they are, leaving the field empty for Angela to run it up to the endzone for a touchdown. And the Veto.

Looks like Angela, Kimo, Rubina noms with a Rubina target.

Also if he's the target, we wouldn't have to hear every burp, fart, groan, gag, snuffle, and moan that Kimo lets out. I'm totally down for this.

They tell Quinn about Leah. People expect him to lose his mind. Quinn seeks out Leah and drops more cringe, "So now that I'm not flirting with you any more heh heh," and "I'm really not hitting on you but heh heh," and five minutes later, he's the human embodiment of the heart eyes emoji. I think I've seen it like four different times now. It's the lather-rinse-repeat of the season. Speaking of favourites, I'm Team Leah - barring any major controversy or scandal that's actually concrete, I'm rooting for her because I adore the balls it takes to play a femme fatale game in 2024 and I've wanted to see this for awhile - so I don't mind. Break his heart. Rip it out of his chest and grind it into the ground. Quinn will still smile and ask if she can do it again but don't worry, he's not flirting with her anymore heh heh.

Bow chicka wow wow. Did Cam finally, in Chelsie's words, learn to wash his cracks?

There's a preview of the AI Arena comp up on IG with Julie quarter-assing her way through it. A ten piece 3D puzzle that makes a number sequence, then you have to pick that number sequence out of 40 tiles with numbers, insert it into the thingie, and press the button. I hope Tucker is good at puzzles.

So what's the prayer circle? Tucker to win AI Arena, Makensy to get the boot? A locked front door if Tucker is evicted? Angela pulling an Austin and refusing to leave the house if she gets voted out? (I'm sure she'll wear shoes.) A meteor finally hitting the Big Brother house like we've been begging for for years? It's time to sprinkle some moon juice and curate some vibes.

LOL so not an engagement, they just did the Big Brother equivalent of changing your Facebook status to make it official, complete with a late night furious makeout session. On the one hand, I'm disappointed that's all it was. On the other, thank God I didn't have to see it.

Tucker, probably: "Rubina, will you marry me?" Rubina, hopefully: "Yeah... can we talk about that moment the other day when you said you would choose Angela over me to stay first?" At least she wasn't in her pajamas with fresh bed hair when it happened like I was.

I'm surprised Jokers doesn't have tumbleweeds coming across the page. I checked just for fun: #1 ranking, Tucker, has under 500 votes for 24 hours. I remember when that place was the pulse of the fandom and they would pull in thousands every day. Yes, you can check me into the old folks home now, Grandma's reminiscing on better days. Also I can't trust anywhere that has Queen Angela down at the bottom with evictees. Bitch deserves a crown and a throne, not barely beating Brooklyn. ETA: You have to remember, when it comes to Quinn, he has a very vocal fanbase comprised of incels that have never touched a woman's skin and fan girls who think he's an uwu cinnamon roll blorbo that we must protect at all costs. So his popularity will go up depending on how much trash Leah talks about him because she's a fugly slut leading on this really nice guy that just really likes her and it's just mean.

I didn't even enjoy pre-jury BB20 like this (Day One dedicated Tyler Crispin hater, reporting for duty). It really is like this season heard all of our grassy knolling over the years and all of our "Hey, wouldn't it be fun if...?" and just fulfilled all those things all at once. The pre-jury phase is literally just the funniest option getting chosen over and over.

I love how, no matter what anyone tells them, Quinn and Joseph's mustache will continue to simp for Leah and think she can do no wrong. She could say it to their faces and they would still be like 😍🥰. It's Dan's Mist all over again but it's really just pheromones and cheap perfume.

I need Big Brother to force Tucker to do his punishment right the fuck now so we can have another moment like this. You know they did it mid-ceremony. Do it again, Big Brother. Do it do it do it

Plus Chelsie said that Angela was "dignified" during the meeting. Which means she popped the fuck off lol

In the grand tradition of the feeds coming back after in-house ceremonies: Tucker is butthurt, Leah is making it all about her, and Kimo cried. I should just keep that line ready to be copy and pasted every week.

I'm gonna be so fucking choked if T'Kor ends up canceling The Angela and Tucker Show during Sweeps Week. It just started getting good again! I'll light a candle every night for her in-game downfall. I need Makensy to fuck it up somehow and end up being this week's boot.