Callaphera

Joseph's mustache is back. Angela is up. Tucker thinks he's a nice guy because he always finishes last.

Tucker to Angela, very loudly in the bathroom, in a volume that would travel through the whole bottom floor: "I would totally choose you over Rubina! Because I'm loyal!" Rubina, elsewhere in the house probably: "The fuck he say?"

She owns a crochet business that sells completed accessories and clothing items. I mean... Honestly, her business is kinda fascinating to me. She's priced herself well for the few basic Bernat pattern sweaters that she has listed on her website but I can't imagine she makes that much money on it unless she has a whole hooker-Tok influencing side-gig. Or maybe a rich parent - it would explain the Dorit Kemsley of it all. ETA: T'Kor's "Rooted" collection is gorgeous, though. It's the basic chunky yarn sweaters that I'm less in love with but they're stitched beautifully.

There's debate as to what Joseph's mustache actually said. I'm in the camp of He Narc'd On Himself because of the "I'll explain when I get out of isolation" bit, others think it's about pushing a narrative about Angela. Now I hate Joseph's mustache for ruining my birthday. ETA: I turned 41 this year. I've been posting with some of you on the Big Brother threads since I was 24. (I'm pretty sure it was BB8 that I finally delurked for. We'll fudge the math a bit) I hope you now feel as old as I do. Mwah! 😘

Joseph's mustache told Quinn that he's the AI Instigator so I need to eat my words about Joseph's mustache winning a popularity contest but who could have predicted the assist from the brother? Now that Quinn knows, everyone will know. Joseph's mustache, for some reason, dropped this on Quinn... riiiight before going in isolation you fucking knob good luck doing damage control if he blabs.

Joseph's mustache's brother is popular on Xwitter suddenly so it's transferring over to Joseph's mustache.

From Big Brother IG (screenshot stolen from r/BigBrother):

Angela and Joseph's mustache were pulled in the Veto pick. That bag must be filled with Joseph's mustache chips.

Tucker, once again butthurt that he's on the block, after volunteering himself to be on the block. I admire his dedication to the bit.

Sure but time has passed since then. "Hey, uh, what was the name of that alliance you were talking about?" We're missing hours of feeds. It's possible. This season has chosen the funniest option almost every time so far - it could happen again. I'm like Mulder over here, okay? I want to believe.

I dunno, I assume the name came up at some point. That's not a strong enough point against Tucker for me. Let me live in my delusion, it's warm and comfy and there's never ending chocolate.

The Pentagon was the five within the eight person alliance, right? Didn't they show Kimo telling Tucker about it on the last episode?

Tucker most likely got the AI Instigator power which means he called out his own showmance. Why, though? Because he wants to be able to fuck in the downstairs rooms when he's not HoH? ETA: It sounds like the Instigator said Rubina should have been sent home instead of Cedric and blew up the Five Pointz alliance? Okay, if it is Tucker, I have no choice but to stan. I guess the idea that it's Joseph's mustache is being floated? But there's no way he won a popularity vote.

It sounds like the AI Instigator shit is beginning so I guess RIP feeds for the week.

I think it was just a labour shortage. Like how sometimes the Starbucks down by me has to close at 5 pm because they don't have enough staff for their full hours. The Button Boy position might not pay enough and you know how it goes: one person calls in sick, it turns into a whole landslide of fuckery.

There have been rumblings since the feeds turned on that Leah has occasionally dropped a slur or offensive remark that have gotten them talking but it got lost in a lot of the Angela feed cuts during that time. I believe she was accused of dropping the R word pre-feeds at least once and one other offensive thing (I wanna say a gay slur but I'm not 100% sure). I wasn't sure if it was true or not at the time because feedsters were being particularly rough on Leah's flirt game and calling her a slut while also accusing her of saying mean things so it was a kind of "eh?" situation. There was also speculation that it was Angela on top of her hammock comment but I figured she would have been way more of a mess then. Honestly, taking away Flashback was a horrible decision.

See, this is why BB21 all fucked in the shower. Granted, they all ended up with the same rash but it kept it off camera. But really, this is a lesson that if you want to fuck, find a way to keep it off camera. ETA: Man, what a first post coming back from a stomach bug and a bunk power supply in my computer.

T'Kor had one successful vote flip (which is a huge accomplishment in Big Brother) and now she's gonna try and flip every week? I mean, go on girl, but it took you three weeks or so to charge up in your little bedroom docking station in order to do that. Also I didn't see mention of this but last night, Tucker added more to his resume: he trained CIA agents for six years before they went undercover. I'm assuming he means the Culinary Institute of America and not, y'know, the other CIA. No word on whether that was before or after successfully completing his Masters in Bullshitology. Definitely came before the sunglasses modeling. I know we have the same amount of hours in a day but man, I just don't know how he does it.

Tucker used the Veto on Quinn and named Chelsie as the replacement nom. Married Mother Brooklyn is not taking this well.

Okay. I don't know how to make it happen but Kimo needs to be removed from the house for assaulting my ears all morning. First it was rolling around on the ground and moaning and groaning as he stretched out his back. That, like everything Kimo does, was interspersed with various belches and farts. I mean, better out than in and all of that. But now he's added a new sound to his symphony of squick: gagging and choking and hacking while brushing his tongue. Evict this man immediately. Forcibly remove him. I am not well. ETA: They went to pets, thank fucking God. VETO MEETING TIME.

https://x.com/aitufour/status/1825581476156485773 I... um... okay? Good luck with that.

According to reddit, the three wake-up songs today were: Today by the Smashing Pumpkins Another Ones Bites the Dust by Queen Whatta Man by Salt-N-Pepa Hidden messages? Random choices? Someone hacked into my Spotify account and chose off my top 30? We'll never know. Guarantee that Tucker flexed and posed during Whatta Man, though.

I was checking in to see if married mother icon, Brooklyn, is still a married mother and instead I found out that married mother Brooklyn has divulged her deepest, darkest secret: she is a former Mrs. America - and also a wife and a mother. Mrs. America is different from Miss America because you can be a married mother while also holding the title of Mrs. America. This has been your married mother update.

Breaking news! You guys, holy shit, this is huge! I'm not sure if you've heard but Brooklyn? Is a mom. And she's not just a mom. She's a married mom. I am totally shocked by this news. I had no idea that Brooklyn was a married mom. You'd think the fact that she has kids and a husband would have come up at some point. I mean, being a mom - a married mom - is a big deal. Devin has a daughter, someone is taking food from Derrick's daughter's mouth, but Brooklyn is a married mom. Wow.

James "Revenge Porn" Huling was apparently the comp host. Yay.