SweetieDarling

This needs to be a question at the reunion. I need Lisa's 6 lawyers, cybersecurity team and whatever other resources she has to get to the bottom of this

Was it a fashion faux-pas or did Lisa and Angie plan to wear their matching Versace outfits to go jet-skiing? Why are housewives obsessed with wearing designer names all over themselves? imo, it makes them look thirsty and ridiculous

Right? Why was she sobbing uncontrollably over people she didn't know? And what made her think her mother was behind it? Maybe Bravo contacted them to give them a heads-up on the arrival of the filming crew and they backed out, or maybe they were put off by Monica's last minute schedule shuffling.

OF COURSE Whitney's pirate costume came with a g-string I do wish they had video of her wearing it over her eye

It should have been a vape pen

LOL! I didn't know who she was at first either! Lisa's look is predictable Lisa -I HATE how she stands with the forward foot crooked Heather and Monica look like they're wearing prom gowns Whitney is wearing a doily I don't know what Meredith is wearing, but she loses the Weirdest Outfit Award to Angie

All the guests leave and Kyle goes off to bed without lifting a finger to help clean up! Nothing!

What was her explanation? She was covering a pimple? Why it took 3, I don't know.. Maybe the pimple was off center so 1 jewel looked stupid. Or it could be she got a bit carried away with her bedazzler, as one does. If she were really Greek, she would know to put Windex on a pimple 😉

Is it wrong that I was hoping to see Meredith being wheeled out to an ambulance with a blanket covering her à la Vicki Gunvalson (OC)

I am reminded of Bryant Gumbel interviewing a Survivor contestant that had written a book; He asked "What makes you think people want to read this?" What makes Mo thinks anyone cares about what he has to say? Who is Mauricio Umansky in this world? He is the husband of a Real Housewife who stole clients from the brother-in-law that gave him a job, to create his own business that may or may not be involved in shady deals. I won't be taking his advice on how to succeed; I don't want to be roomies with Jen Shah, thank you very much.

Describing Alessandra as "Very bubbly" is such an understatement

Garcelle with the shade! "The only time I noticed jewelry was after the robbery, Dorit still had hers." I'm dead

It would be SO like Fancy Pants to personally create a unique scent for each of their homes, to be wafted throughout via the HVAC systems. have you seen? then new commercial? for the scent thing? with the woman from the bath rehab ad? that talks in upspeak? She does one too. And is just as annoying as in the other commercial

@RealHousewife I think @Keywestclubkid answered your question. If Kyle had never been a drinker, or not much of a drinker, I think people's reactions would be different. But this is Kyle, Queen Of The Splits, and Helicopter Dancing so, people are curious why the sudden change

Probably. These are not the BH bitches who would have seen the jar shaking as an opportunity to burn calories. Heather would have no qualms. Lisa lives on fast food, so it shouldn't be an issue. Monica would probably complain about as if she were a toddler forced to eat broccoli. Whitney would want to take some home to smear on Justin I'm a little surprised we weren't given a mini lesson on how the Greeks make butter and how important butter is to the Greek culture

Back in the stone age, when I was in kindergarten, we made butter that way - I think it was only in a baby food jar, and we all took turns, but it took way less time than these people.

Angie & husband pull up to the curb, he opens the door for her (curbside, didn't make her climb across- take notes John Jansen) and he compliments her outfit. I'm pretty sure he saw the outfit before she got in the car, but waited until cameras were rolling so we know what a kind, attentive husband he is. 🙄

Kyle arrived at Sutton's house remarking on how torrential the rain was, showing off her expensive rainboots in the process, then proceeded to walk through Sutton's home with her wet boots. The lack of awareness of these women is astounding. I was surprised Sutton didn't say anything to her. And then she mocked Sutton's tea options.

From FOXLA.Com:

Because anyone with good taste would avoid being on these shows like the plague

What the hell is she talking about?! She didn't even have to do any jail time! What a delusional idiot

Do they even sell leaded gas anymore? I mean, that would explain the lead poisoning, but a broken wing? Was it Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

I have a hard time believing anyone wants to listen to Meredith drone on about anything, let alone her marriage to Seth. I'm still convinced neither of them are ever sober.

I'm beginning to wonder that too, especially with how she carefully pronounces each word. BTW, What the hell was going on with her hair at the book event? And that orange cat suit! How do these women walk around in public and not be aware of how ridiculous they look?

It seems that divorce is a much bigger violation of church doctrine than drinking/selling tequila and wearing strapless dresses to church. It also sounds like Heather is jealous of Lisa being able to be a Mormon in good standing on her own terms, and Heather is not afforded that. Everything she does gets side-eyed by the church and by what used to be her church community. I think she misses being a part of that, and it sounds like once she got divorced they all turned their backs on her.