Your Aunt Tilly

Prison rodeos are real.

Right? Why do they always have a slender actress be a “stress eater”? I’m not saying that it’s not possible to stress eat and still be slender but it is pretty rare. I’ll admit that this bothers me more than a lot of other unrealistic tv things, probably because of my own experience. I used to stress eat. I did not stay slender. I wasn’t 500 lb but I have no doubt that if I hadn’t had a gastric bypass and changed my whole way of thinking about food that I would have gotten to 500 eventually.

Ok, now there is a reason to worry about Chanel’s radiation exposure. (Even if she weren’t pregnant, she’s the only one that there’d be reason to worry about since she’s the only one who had close contact with Paulina.)

Ok, this radiation story is really making my eyes roll. They’ve made way too big a thing of her leaving the hospital. They should have researched the subject before making it a plotline. Then again, they don’t really do the research on anything so why should this be any different? Patients receiving radioactive iodine aren’t usually kept in the hospital anymore unless they have an infant or very young children at home. They’re usually released with instructions to stay 3 feet away from other people for the first 24 hours, stay 3 feet away from pregnant women and young children (and older adults but when talking about radiation, “older adult” means someone who is 100+) for 7 days, don’t spend 5+ minutes within 3 feet of someone for 7 days, sleep alone for 7 days, don’t handle anyone else’s food for 7 days, wash plates, cups, utensils separately for 7 days, don’t be in crowded places for 7 days, and a few other rules that I can’t remember. The only person that would’ve absorbed any radiation from Paulina was Chanel. Paulina stood across the cabin from Johnny and Julie, so even Julie wasn’t in danger because she’s less than 100 years old. I guess if somebody was in the snowplow with her that person would’ve been exposed as well, but she certainly didn’t put the entire city of Salem in danger.

Which is funny because the real Salem, IL is in southern Illinois. We don’t go zipping off to Chicago on a moment’s notice.

I thought that Melinda had Hayley before she got together with her husband and that he didn’t know about Hayley.

I thought that Gwen’s hair looked really pretty today.

Isabella and Bo are brother and sister. Well, technically half brother and sister - Victor was their father. I don’t remember where Xander fits into the family tree.

Funny that you mention that Disney trip, since that’s where Harris was conceived…

She died when she was the serial killer and she and her “victims” went to MELASWEN.

What I don’t understand is why they went with suicide in the first place. Would Sloan have looked into it so hard if it would have been declared an accident from the beginning?

Eric: “Did you encourage Jada to have an abortion?” Nicole’s Face: “How DARE you accuse me of doing that thing that I did!”

Aw, silly Eric! Always getting a woman pregnant just as he’s about to be with Nicole.

Sherry had the baby in June so it had to have been filmed around then.

The cheapest house listed in Ladue at the moment is over $900,000, and that's after removing filters for minimum size, bedrooms, bathrooms, etc