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Bah-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! And I love your screen name! :)

Ashley's sister is my fave! And baby Kloie!

I saw this today and immediately thought of Amber. Because, you know, a rill woman is a big dill in gel:

Here's what I got: Maci: Ginger Binger. Also, Maci: Trap Queen Although, I do love Maci: Drinking for Two

Her breasts arrive in the room before she does! Who styles her???

I saw that, too, and my first thought was to post about it on this board! When he mentioned the equine therapy, all I could think of was our favorite equestrian, Catelynn!

I loved it!!

$7000? Just a few days at rehab. Or the Tim Hortons tab for these two.

At least she's back to the brunette hair. I got nothing else.

I'll be honest, I don't know what I would have done. I might have shut down, too. I might be so taken aback that I couldn't react. But this probably isn't the first time this kid went off on Kayla's mom. Two people screaming at each other wouldn't have helped and it would have made the baby hysterical. Yeah, it was wimpy, but maybe she didn't want to add fuel to the fire. I have no words for Kayla's silence. She is siding with this a-hole over her mother. Her silence spoke volumes. She is another one who should cut the baby daddy out forever. However, Stephan and his attitude about being a father might make things miserable for Kayla - as compared to Kyler, who couldn't care less about Lexi and the baby.

Why does she say "can't wait to see you"? If she loves them so much, why is she never with them?

And all this talk about co-parenting. Bitch, please! Kyler barely does anything for that kid. Lexi should cut him out, forever.

Why is she at Cannes? I gotta give her props: except for the overly-plumped lips, she looks great! That dress is killer!

Tim Hortons Timbits = Dunkin‘ Donuts Munchkins. These are Timbits on skewers. Donut holes on sticks. As an American living in Canada I am fluent in DonutSpeak (tm). I have to stop myself from asking for Munchkins at Timmy’s and Timbits at Dunkin’. ? I often see Tim Hortons cups in Tyler and Cate’s scenes. I have to remind myself that they live close to the Canadian border. You’ll find Timmy’s in lots of border towns in the US.

OMG! You guys are KILLING me! Can we have a rotation of titles? They are all great! NewBew. Again, I am dead! This and "Baby NewRealMatt." Are you trying to kill me? I love it!!!! Yeah, NuMatt has some luscious locks! Even if he's grey, he does have a nice head of hair.

He's relieved to have a place to put his "poetry," but does everyone have to see it???

I have three that made me laugh out loud, one of which is my own! Amber Portwood: She's a damn good mom (Mine) 50 Shades of Victim (@Kazu) Amber: A Rill Woman Goes to Gel (a late entry from @SPLAIN that was posted upthread but not on the main list.) I laugh just thinking of these!

We have a winner!!!

Me, too! I wonder what they are doing there? I must say, good for her for travelling and taking Sophia. Although, that kid should still be in school!

He's going full-on David Silver!

PREACH!!! My heart broke for Lexi when Kyler barely acknowledged the onesie. She's a moron, but we actually saw some emotion from her. He is beyond immature. How can you not "define" the relationship. YOU CREATED A CHILD WITH HER! Don't even get me started on those other members of Mensa, Kayla and Stephan! Does anyone know how many episodes are left? I don't think I can stick with these chicks.

Some one please Photoshop oldMatt's face on this photo!!!! ^^^^^^^ ETA: Or NuMatt. Or Hagrid. Or baby Chewbacca. Or Groot. Give me some laughs, people!

I couldn't make it past, "Hi (pause pause pause pause for too long), I'm Feleena Hopkins." This would be a 10-minute video if she edited the pauses!

I think this was said upthread, but did Hildi confuse the word "prints" with Prince?

Here's one: "Amber Portwood: She's a damn good mom". Maybe punctuate with a question mark.