Kareem

This. And certain monetary transactions with this country are monitored under the Patriot Act. She could find herself very alone there. Probably why they chose Lebanon to meet.

I get both sides of The Amber Debate and ok for her if makeup isn’t her thing, but it wouldn’t kill her to run a rake through that uneven, wavy mess she’s sporting, and it always looks like she dunked her head in the transmission. Fix that!

What the heck did I just watch. Amber was interrupting the Pepper to defend Matt while the Pepper was pointing out what a tool move that was? Matt is beyond indifferent and she is just ridiculous. The big smile, the forced hug and the rest were incredible. She rewarded him for the meltdown she’d had the night before, his nonchalant Grand Entrance and watching him sit there playing stupid. WTG Amber. Buy a clue. I don’t usually talk about Jamie and Elizabeth because they’re disgusting together. They’re still disgusting together. Still think Deonna is as cold and haughty as they come and that that boy is gonna live a hard life always seeking her approval and now begging for sex. She had to give him crap for buying her liquid rather than pill form meds. Her compliments included “I like your mint green shirt”... She’s awful. I feel sorry for him. Iris and Keith are more complicated because they seem to get along even though she flips out over stupid stuff and is a walking book of non-negotiable rules but The Big V elephant in the room really became a thing this week. She seems to believe he should be as impressed with it as she is and he seems to find that assertion debatable. I thought there was hope for her because she doesn’t come off as cold as the block of ice with Greg but I agree with others here that there may be a whole lot more to her decision than religion, etc. and only he can decide how important that will be down the road. Still liking, admiring and appreciating Keith for being the only one so far with no annoying quirks with Greg being a close second. The other six were definitely single for a reason and probably should have stayed that way. jmho

Beautiful Keith - The answer she was looking for was missionary.

And say that she agrees with the Guardian of the Groceries, no doubt.

The always animated Iris will be on Unfiltered again tonight so buckle up.

Eye of the beholder and all that. Aladin, with his big pickle head, big teeth and Rico Suave demeanor makes my skin crawl. And men from that part of the world are one of my favorites. They’re about neck and neck to me in the looks department except that she looks ancient.

She’s a strap on smuggler?

Granny/Borat segment wasn’t long enough. No pun intended. Curious about how they get along.

Oh, wait till she pulls The Book out... 😳

lol He thinks it’s karaoke time.

Two (of many) things that irk: Jay making it seem that there are mitigating circumstances regarding his need to try to screw anything he sees, beginning three days after the wedding. His “I know a secret!” thing was wasted as no one believed him nor gave a damn. Even the bbq barber brigade determined he is an ass, and said so. I think Pao has had the power and Roos’ balls for so long that she takes it all for granted. Imagine my delight when Roos found a backbone for a brief moment and said that if it weren’t for the baby with the dumb name, he wouldn’t want to come home. Priceless. The espice may be wearing off The Giant Red Lips from Hell and the vile personality attached to them. Her unsolicited two cents to the others was annoying, as was her bitching so much about him not helping enough. Since Larissa is a clean freak and Pao is busy feeding Otto the Fish every hour or two while planning her return to the world of almost modeling and reggaeton videos, and since Roos can’t do anything right, maybe Pao can hire Larissa to clean and Roos can run away screaming. It would solve a number of problems.

Jay feels very disrespected. lol

Sonic slushie. Check Translator for Debbie with no teeth. Check. Determining if Pao’s lips have their own zip Code. Check. Watching Coltee meltdown. Check. And now it’s Nickle’s turn!

Shut up, Pao. A moral compass you will never be. Idiot. Ah, but Colt did bring a girl...

Jay thinking these people are nuts. lol

Oh great. Here she comes. With mished emotions.

Hello all! Here to watch someone smack the smirk off Pao’s pasty face.

Wow. The 47 year old woman who transforms herself into a thin 20-year-old. Surprise! And her fairly normal looking guy who looks like an unmade bed in person! Remarkable. I think I look more like James Bond than Darcey’s guy but whatever. The delusion is real this season. Thanks for sharing, Lila Fowler!

Wait. So the company sent roses to Chantel and she sat on a rock, and sent them to Brazil and she took her off pants and posed on the stairs? Funny.

In the preview for next week, Amber says it’s two in the afternoon and she hasn’t heard from him. Geez. More big red and bald guy drama as well.

Right. She can do commercials with a big padlock on the fridge behind her.

I think Matt has been kind of hard to read from the beginning but to consider leaving for eight months and wanting kids in eight years and disappearing for eight hours might be a hint as to where he’s at. I’ve watched Iris and her drawer liner drama and her lost ring hysterics and her two stupid sinks, and her designated place to sit on the bed, and her off limit lemonade drama and her two drink maximum instructions. Then I watched him on Unfiltered when he said he didn’t want to have sex with her at this point. Wondered if he was contemplating the crazy that he’ll have to live with and maybe not complicate the situation with sex yet. If so, points for him. Maybe they’ll stay together but she might want to consider not being such a dramatic and rigid PITA. Speaking of refrigerators, I’m still no fan of Deonna but hope for his sake that she suddenly becomes warm, fuzzy and friendly so that forever doesn’t feel like an eternity for this poor guy. Was good to hear her say she actually enjoyed the time with their fun friends.

I’ve loved Keith since the first show. What a shock tonight to learn that he’s seriously flawed. He allows friends in his fridge.

I’ll sign that petition. Like William Wallace or something. Women love him, men respect him, looks good in a kilt... “Barking Boerewors”. Dead!