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Of course, Connect the Dots Face Amber is jealous of Anna’s looks, youth and feisty attitude. She is financially independent of the TLC feeding trough and lives alone away from the cult of Amber. Think the production crew supports Anna, more than her sucky family. I believe Amber has bullied Emma and Alex to not talk to Anna to pressure her to conform and reap the benefits of the show. How dare Anna be successful.

Marry, F*ck, Kill...the men first. Marry- nope Fu*k-naw, we good. Kill-Let nature run its course, some of the dudes are on the precipice The women... Marry- Suzanne's boat, alumnus and friend group activities would be fun F*ck- Proceed with caution, a few would get too attached too quickly Kill- All of them are likable, just lonely so bring them all back for Season Deux.

I am afraid to look....

Good series. How is Suzanne's lipstick not smeared all over her teeth? Avery is a pleasant mix of frat and good ole boy. Nate's rigidity is a turnoff. He is intolerant of anyone invading his space in any way. Jacquline most likely uses the restroom at Starbucks nearest to Nate's house rather break the paper sash he places on the toilet seat. Michelle, pack up your shrimp pizza and eat it in peace away from Nate. Any updates if Anise and Mr. Willie are still together? Lori is always looking over your shoulder at parties looking for a "cooler " person across the room. She plows through people including her nice kids.

Anyone else taken aback that Dub spent $300 on a coat? He probably should have spent a few dollars more on a sturdier pair of glasses and fashion paracord to hang them around his neck instead of pocketing and breaking his only pair of spectacles. Always a pleasure to post season after season on this thoughtful forum with dedicated viewers who enjoy Alone as great teevee. If you want more William, his youtube channel is Bigland Trapper. About 15 minutes of listening to his Labradorian with no captions was plenty for me. Peace out until next season folks.

My favorite finale and winner of all the seasons.

William is peaking at the right time. His pole grouse snatching impresses every time. Sassy is a formidable adversary. However, it is still Timber's game to lose. The moose hide saved his hide. Dub's eating/gagging down his last morsels of iffy food while questioning his staying is tv gold.

Round of applause for the animals of this season of Alone..... Mr. Bull Moose Wolves Grizzlies Grouse Fluffy bunnies Sassy the marauding pine marten Gray Jay....mockingly bold Baby Beaver and the VIPs....the magnificent pike

Grateful eels are protected at this location. The dry heaving and toe curling vomit sounds from the botanist still haunt from last season. Mazel tov to Chace...and buh bye. Suzan your GI tract is not well but still drinking unboiled water. Andreas bold shirt. Rick, nice trout.

TIMBERR!! Impressive the one shot kill, the moose went down quickly. Now the problem of keeping his meat safe from marauders day and night begins. Jake lost his fishing line by not zipping his backpack pocket properly, burned his hand boiling his underwear and trying to handle his pot without a glove and snapped his tail bone by sitting on a rock. His luck finally turns a corner by catching a pike with a cod in its mouth. Hope the rest of the season stays this entertaining.

The audience is left to assume Corey killed one of the native birds that were around the tents and unafraid of the racers. Creighto is using the show as his sizzle tape to audition for Naked and Afraid. Who crows about killing hedgehogs?

Next leg is non stop, hence the tease of the racers stumbling around in the darkness. The river guides should have eaten some humble pie and offered Nik their fishing rod and reel for a portion of her catch. Girl caught a pike with line and landed it without getting her hands trashed. Rule breaking episode is the week after next.

Paulina not Paige, thanks for the catch Grizzly. Even if they manage to win, she can't wait to never see him ever again.

RTSNZ created a new Ring of Hell...competing with your ex that you freshly divorced. Viewers question Paige's sanity by her agreeing to do the show with Cretin.

Trough was a less graphic choice than Johnston Teat.

Agree that Emo Isaiah appears to have taken a spot better given to the first alternative. Dub seems to be the guy still living in his boyhood bedroom and being taken care of by his elderly parents. They seemed especially delighted he will be gone for 3 months. Cubby, your femoral artery was just missed. Consider yourself a very lucky man. Jake, the falconer, gave up that cool job to be near his kids when the family broke up. Rooting for him. There is another Alone episode not broadcasted that you can access through the Alone Episodes. It introduces each participant who also explains why they chose their 10 items.

Reno of the bedroom vanities will conveniently include an addition to the Mothership for Liz, Brice and Leighton to make shooting easier for the TLC crew. Brice's family lives down the road from the Johnston's compound so Amber needs to hold center stage by having the baby under her roof. Like the product placement of the $40 Yeti fishing bucket and $30 lid...if it can support a pregnant Liz then I am rushing out to buy that sturdy bucket and top for myself. Funny how all the qualities that made Brice a boring bf makes him a stellar baby daddy...anyone else surprised with Chatty Brice? Hope he is getting his TLC checks direct deposit into his account and not through the Johnston trough.

Trent voiced the rhetorical question, ”Were we too tough?” No Trent, you and Amber were obviously negligent in informing all the Johnston women if they got pregnant that early prenatal care is imperative to the health of both the mother and baby because of the high risk nature of LP pregnancies. Liz against her nursing background decided it was worth risking her and the baby’s health because she was afraid of disappointing you two. Amber is mad she missed out of micromanaging Liz in her first trimester, in reality she means if she knew she could have gotten more TLC episodes and paychecks out of this season. Happily, baby is healthy. Yes, the Groucho Marx eyebrows on Amber and Emma were noted. Liz and Brice on the couch is reminiscent of Will Ferrell in Bob Newhart’s lap in the movie Elf.

Ice cream competition in Anna's backyard. T+A get their salsa outfits tailored. Alex and Emma are traumatized by a preview of their parents' sexy and cringe dance for the upcoming LPA convention in Austin, TX. You've been warned. I lost brain cells watching this episode. You've been warned.

Total switch and bait from last episode's tease. Yuck alert....the episode opens by revisiting the T+A body painting segment, fresh trauma! Jonah expresses his love for Ashley with a rack of ribs. She does her best to daintily eat the bbq. Lots of eating for Ashley in this visit. Highlight: Junior prom for Emma with Cousin Ella as her date. Alex with his gf, Allie who flew in from the farm. The robotic twins, Ryan and Sean who are spiffy in the suits and bow ties. Emma looked especially stylish in her pink gown. More boring T+A marriage/couples junk. Hope that is a TLC production crew driving the 15 year old Allie to Atlanta Airport and not some rando Uber driver, otherwise Alex should have driven her to her flight. Skip this episode.

Not proud of myself but I watched the latest episode, all nonsense filler. Amber puts a target on Emma, portraying her as a lonesome loser. Anna is a danger at the stove. Liz plays older sister to Emma, avoids making her feel like a total loser, unlike Amber. Alex has the Doublemint Twins as besties. Rut roh cliff hanger. Hint: Brice looking sheepish.

Coast is clear for those of you with sensitive gag reflex...no sex or bedroom hijinks in this episode. This is the set up episode for this season...Spoiler alerts! Joshua and his Delta 8 buddy, Brian are going to compete in a BBQ competition June 2023. T+A are learning to salsa for the LPA talent show in Austin, like they don't get enough attention and are hogs of the spotlight. Alex is having Allie come to his prom. Emma has nothing. Anna's storyline is her new house. Hope the TLC crew is using a decoy house for exterior shots like the Kardashians use to keep the crazies away from Anna's front lawn. Liz is hurting, weepy, teary eyed, welled up from breakup with Brice. With Leighton Drew' birthdate of 11/3 that means Liz was preggers with Brice's spawn when she threw his unromantic ass out and he vamoosed back to his parents' house. That will be a very special episode when Anna and Emma go buy pregnancy test kits at The Dollar General so Liz can pee on the stick. Anyone else hoping for a shotgun wedding, hillbilly style?

Jealous Amber breaking out the photo album of how she rescued Anna from the Russian orphanage to pat herself on the back every time Anna surpasses low expectations. Pathetic how Amber has to always be the center of attention. Nice that Trent and Josh are supportive of Anna risking Amber's jealous ire.

Come on...skip the vomit inducing T and A bedroom antics and enjoy Anna's double middle fingers to her parents by being the first of the kids to buy a house with her hard earned money. They smuggly wrote Anna off in high school as the bad apple and she gets to say FU by acquiring a nice home with a big backyard for her doggies. Liz's reaction to losing the house race to Anna is to have a baby.. Anna is the smartest tool in that Johnston shed of dopes afraid of Amber.

Bueller? Bueller? No one's watching the 7 with me?