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Meanwhile, Tristan gushes over Tatum while ignoring the very existence of Theo - if Khloe understood healthy boundaries, she’d keep Tristan at arm’s length and allow these brothers to become besties. After all, Khloe hooked up with Tristan while Baby Mama #1 was pregnant - and Maralee hooked up with him while Khloe was planning for her baby. Not so different. Yet Khloe embraces her scumbag ex and denies her own son his brother.

Tatum is a cutie! Pics on his first birthday… https://www.etonline.com/khloe-kardashian-posts-never-before-seen-pics-for-son-tatums-1st-birthday-compares-him-to-rob

Heather has no idea that others see her as a total asshole.

Maybe Emily could get the cameras out of the house and actually raise her feral child - instead of spending wads of cash massaging her own ego through her daughter. Ugh

https://deadline.com/2023/07/rhobh-season-13-resumes-filming-pick-up-kyle-richards-mauricio-umansky-marital-scandal-1235433576/ Season 13 of the reality series had wrapped up but news broke that star Kyle Richards and her husband Mauricio Umansky were separating after 27 years of marriage. Deadline has learned that filming for the show has resumed and cameras will pick up reactions from Richards and some of the housewives, reminiscent of what happened with Vanderpump Rules after “Scandoval” broke out.

Heather truly thinks everyone should take every word of her sage advice. Hopefully she gets told off about this soon.

The matching rings are interesting… https://pagesix.com/2023/07/04/fans-think-kyle-richards-and-morgan-wade-have-matching-tattoos-rings/ Some stories say Kyle sort of stalked this woman. I can see this as a romance and/or a storyline - pansexuality is a pop-culture fad in some circles.

This week they came close to mentioning narcissistic personality disorder when Kourtney talked about ‘something deeper’ that fuels Kim’s need to take everything and yet never get enough. Of course, she would one-up Kourtney after her big wedding bash - you could see in pics and in the wedding special that Kim hated being there and can’t really celebrate anyone else - unless she sees that someone as a non-threatening extension of herself. A look at the disease at the heart of this family is the only thing that offers a public service. Funny how Kourtney also (unwittingly?) tweaked The Mother Narcissist by having guests at her birthday party dress like Kris. What could be better to a narcissist than everybody reflecting herself back to her!

Poor ol’ Heather - she’s only on the show to revive her career, but it’s such a chore to get camera time and still maintain a modicum of snobbery. She couldn’t possibly shine her crotch on the landing for all to see like Tamra, but maybe just a bum in the air while gathering candy.

Don’t worry Gina, we won’t consider you a nature girl - you’re all about being a shallow girl.

The Real Grifters of Beverly Hills.

Five months?

Oooh, watching Queen Heather’s career being “dissected” could be popcorn worthy!

And it’s actually kinda cute - especially for a dad in the music industry.

Elvis Kardashian Barker? Travis has said he wants to name a baby Elvis.

Gina and Emily were so enthusiastic with their big spoons I thought someone was going to be knocked out!

I’ve watched, but can’t think of much to say about this celebration of themselves and the life they can’t believe they’re living. 🤮 Kris, Kim and Khloe are beyond shallow - sad to see Khloe become such a sycophant. Though today’s episode was 80% Kim - and Kris by extension, with a dollop of Khloe as handmaiden - the best moment was Kourtney telling someone who asked about her family, “This is my family” about Travis and their kids. Given her mother and sisters, I can see why she’s so happy to be building this new family. No Kendall or Kylie today, but I appreciate how they’re focused on having fun together this season - cars and horses instead of the men in their lives or sister drama.

Meanwhile, another Father’s Day goes by and Tristan-the-Scumbag still hasn’t met his son Theo. Surprised Khloe didn’t gush about what a great father he is again.

I only said “hopefully” - in a bet I’d say she’s giving him another chance to humiliate her.

Oops - Kourtney snubbed Scott on Father’s Day. The part about her having a whole new identity is interesting - Morticia Adams lol https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a44272460/scott-disick-kourtney-kardashian-pregnancy-news-timing-fathers-day-snub-feelings/

Penelope is only about three in this picture, so seven years ago. Nice to see Alabama without makeup though - she does go makeup free on TikTok sometimes these days and looks young and fresh.

There are a bunch of stories about Khloe and Tristan using the same address when petitioning to change their baby’s name - hopefully this is just to get attention and Khloe isn’t actually stupid enough to give the community peen yet another chance.

Looks like giving up IVF (sometime last year) was the ticket - don’t know why she did that anyway, since getting pregnant wasn’t a problem the first three times.

Tom’s date seemed like more fun than Katie - so of course he has to tell a story about his sour ex. Run, new girl, run!

Millions of parents post photos of their kids on social media - instagram, twitter, whatever. Not exactly earth-shattering these days.