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I just had to share that when she had the tantrum with Dr. Paradis and got up, I spotted one of the dogs licking the spot on the bed where her nether regions would be. What a horrible thing to see.

Got it. Also what the hell was the point of Nessa? I know they filmed the segments on different days so they’re making it seem like she’s popping in and out of the show for...what purpose?

An off-center one, at that! Drove me crazy. Did Nessa ask Kail about hooking up with Javi? I saw it in the previews but not on the show itself. Granted, I was a bit distracted so I may have missed it.

Briana seems slow. When Shirley and her sister were telling her that she looked crazy because she did things on camera, she looked like she was trying very hard to process the information. Then when Larry was telling her to go and talk to the wise (ha) Dr. Drew, she had this look on her face that reminded me of a clueless child. Just weird.

Josiah asking Lauren if they were going to go fast or go slow made me snort. Putting myself in the prayer closet now.

Oh my GOD, Jenelle is a piece of shit. Those poor children.

Is Mary named after Nana Mary? I just realized the connection.

Lexi is so flat! I want her to muster up the energy to do SOMETHING but she seems so dull. I wonder if she has some kind of depression.

Everyone’s pretty much covered everything but I’m wondering if little Mark is named after his deceased uncle. I’m excited to see Crystal again too and if they kept her as the wife of Dan’s dad. So Darlene going to the job interview and saying that she waited in line behind 50 people seems to be a scenario similar to an episode from the old show. Roseanne went on an interview when the bike shop was closing and didn’t she say a similar line? Also, where’s the Lunchbox?!

Brianna’s Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/100001217809540

Yeah I didn't even know that was a thing. Wow.

Made some bad choices?! That's a damn understatement. I can't stand this woman. She's just like that other lady...can't think of her name. They never took responsibility for their actions.

BULIMIA.

Luis gives me the creeps. How inappropriate. I think the way he said it, so offhandedly, is what really made alarms go off. He's testing the waters.

What does he mean "do both"? I just see her same slack-jawed expression in the same photo shoot.