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Is Abby on drugs?? I get that 99% of this show is manufactured and scripted at this point, but she really is acting unhinged and losing massive amounts of weight.

YES. And fake as hell. Plus, she like, totally had to get a new nanny, y'all. So, don't talk to her about hard times!

I am surprised there wasnt any outrage this week about Sophia not being in a carseat. Last week the internet was burning Ryan at the stake for only "sometimes" making Bentley use one. Regarding Leah being sick so often - do Gary or Amber smoke? My sister smokes around her kids and they are ALWAYS SICK.

Count me in as a new viewer by way of Jeff and Jordan love. They should not be on this. Run run run, as fast as you can, J&J ... I hope they got paid well to be around these lunatics. Jordan's "beats the purpose" reminded me why I love them.

I thought I remembered seeing Gary do Leah's hair in past seasons, brushing and even braiding it. Gizmo? Or any of the Gremlins? I'm assuming it was filmed in February because the giant bear Simon sent Farrah and Sophia also had a red heart box of candy with it.

Oh and this! Gary saying ominously, "It would just be easier if Amber wasnt around ..... if she just went away ....." Um, I watch enough Dateline to have had alarms going off in my head. Seriously creepy.

I will not snark on how a child looks, because that's wrong, but good Lord, Sophia is a brat. It's not her fault, but omg, she's a nightmare. I had to laugh when Amber said, "I was taking a nap and missed Gary's call...." What? Amber in bed? YOU DON'T SAY. I enjoyed the heart to heart moment with April and Catelyn. The first thing I noticed when they walked in April's house though, was the plethora of liquor bottles displayed as decorations on top of the kitchen cupboards. And Debra playing tennis in leather pants, thank you for that MTV. Don't change Debra, that was my favorite part of the episode. Oh, I didnt comment on Maci and whats-his-name..... Yeah I got nothin.

This is going to piss some people off, but in SLIGHT defense of Ryan, I looked up the carseat laws there and they state: "Children ages 4 to 8 and less than 4' 9" tall should use a booster in the rear seat if available." ..... if available? This opens the door WIDE up for people like Ryan to say, "Yeah officer, he's usually in a booster, but his seat is in his grandma's car and I didnt have one available." If the state of Tennessee is like, "Carseat? Meh." Then why should Ryan be bothered.... Farrah: in regards to people questioning the weird photo shoot. Sophia had a glamour/Hollywood/Oscars type birthday party, so I am guessing this shoot was for invites or something related to that.

So I seriously want to get this sauce now, hahaha. I will let you all know how it is. http://www.momandmefoods.com/ Oh, nevermind, it's $10/bottle. Sorry, Debra. Edited to add: I cant stop laughing at this - "....Farrah is actively pursuing her plans to open her own restaurant and appears regularly on radio, TV, and in national magazines where she discusses the Premium Italian Hot Pepper Sauce....."

Except, if the cameras were inside, wouldn't there have been footage? Seems like all we got was that bizarre 5 sec shot from the sidewalk of Heather calling her a bitch.

I totally forgot Kristen was in this episode until I read this.

Wait, I'm lost, what is this in reference to? She was on another reality show? Jessica drives me crazy with her constant sourpuss bitch face. She nags 24/7 and her Ryan is a ticking time bomb. I think they are both too young and self centered to be on this show. No offense to you youngins, but I wish they would only pick contestants 30 or older. I don't know many 20 somethings who know what they want or even who they are yet.... they've barely been on their own yet. (I know, flame away.) The editing also pissed me off. Last week Jaclyn and Ryan were FINE. This came out of nowhere. Where were the cameras?? Sean and Davina. Over it.

This. Just so much this.

I also took this to mean out on top in Pittsburgh. They kept saying this is our last competition before we move to LA, our last competition in Pennsylvania, etc.....Also - thanks to whomever posted the link to the Jump awards/scholarships. It just proves that all the girls - even Nia and Jojo were there. Their "Garden" routine won a lot of awards. Here it is at Jump: http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=IL6d2PGjiCA As far as I can tell, Nia and Jojo were the only two who didnt receive awards, so maybe that's why they were allowed to leave. They most likely didnt have solos anyway.

Just speaking from experience, I dont totally agree. Having been adopted at birth, I had a great childhood but always yearned to know my ancestry, etc. I met my biological family at 25 and I am close with them, especially my two sisters. One sister could be my twin - having grown up looking like no one in my family, that was an incredible gift and made us even closer than I could have hoped for. Who knows what Carly will want to do when she's older, but I think it's just human nature to question where you came from, and want to connect with your blood relatives in some way.

I put on my closed captioning to catch what she said, and it was something like, "Do we have to talk about this??" Or "Why are we talking about this??" Ohhhhh. ((embarrassed face))That's actually my exact ring. It was from Kay and cost $6000. Hers might be a different weight, but mine is 2 total carats and yes, is four diamonds together in the middle. I actually really love it and get tons of compliments, but anyway...... I find Ambers's new guy to be gross and inappropriate. Everything about him, from his teeth, to his autographed Judge Judy pictures creep me out. THAT SAID. He looks like a totally different person in his Twitter profile pic. More normal, and less Rick Moranis-looking. https://twitter.com/mattbept

Actually, if you scroll to the bottom of the first page of reviews, you can click on "10 Reviews That Are Not Currently Recommended" for even more glowing reviews.

How about Farrah's comment that due to her fame from the show, she's even had to endure a "sex tape scandal." LOLLLL girl, you should try your hand at stand up comedy next.

I too, was surprised by Debra's mooching.... also her willingness to discuss it on camera with Farrah. I am not familiar with how profitable the asshole-mold industry is these days, but apparently Farrah is doing well enough to be able to hand out 8 grand with barely a hesitation. So, good for her? I guess?

Obviously I know that. I just find him infinitely irritating, and having to edit my post to correct the spelling of his name made me dislike him, lol.

Whoa, let's be real. That's the least offensive parenting move ANY of them have made, especially Farrah. Discussing her love life is effecting her child? What about marketing molds of her asshole, shooting a porno trilogy, endless strip club appearances and horrifying face-disfiguring plastic surgeries? Pretty sure these offenses top a 30 second convo about praying God finds Farrah a husband.....

I too, thought this was such a fun episode! And the fact that there was barely any Brandi is not lost on me.Only negative - I googled naked Lisa Rinna. And now I cant unsee it. Oh edited to add: Portia not wanting to say her name, and the bandaid story killed me! So sweet and real. More of that stuff. Less of tampongate.

Sean and Davina are the worst. Every time Sean says "quite frankly" I'm going to do a shot. I have a strong feeling that one of them will end up chopping up the other one and hiding the body in the freezer. Jacqueline and Ryan are adorable. No criticism there. Jacqueline is so cute. Ryan saying, "Oh no, I've created a monster." -- too funny. Jess and Ryan. I dont even know. They stress me out. The editing for their scenes especially is awful. The way they splice the voiceovers during their scenes is bizarre. Jess had a line that went something like, "Finding a place is. Going to be kind of. It is hard to FIND one. That I can. AFFORD." He seems like he's trying so hard in this episode but she just COMPLAINS. Her bitch face is on all the time. He's a ticking time bomb though, and next week's fight looks scary. Oh and I did not understand their dresser/closet fight. It was so ridiculous and didnt they say that apartment had two closets? Edited because apparently it's Sean not Shawn, which is another thing that annoys me about him now.

I agree with this. I follow her on Instagram and she is very obsessed with herself, and posts an unusually high amount of sexy/sultry selfies. I still like her and think she's cute, but I see her being into the FAME aspect of this.

Nevermind. You all answered it already.