La di Diva

Oh Steffy STFU. You only told Daddy Sludge about "The Kiss" because you are so ticked off that Bill admitted that Brooke was his one and only and that you ... Hauxdi ... were merely a stupid, lost his damn mind for a minute, highly regrettable interlude for Bill. Oh and what's with the hinting to Wyatt that Brill is back on? Actually not just Brill, but a torrid illicit affair. Sludge get down off your high horse and take a stadium full of seats. You were trying to sex up Quinn and slobber kissing all over her, behind Eric's, and Brooke's, back. You can just join your Haux daughter in the corner and STFU too.

'Victoria Barkley' slap!!! Oh crowsworks I loved "The Big Valley" back in the day. Saw it in reruns, but totally adored Barbara Stanwyck's Victoria Barkley character.

Sludge is looking waaaay too smug and pleased with himself. He's going to spill to Brooke that "by this time tomorrow" Bill will have lost custody. Brooke will ask how can he know that and Sludge will puff up and say he fixed it with his ol pal ol' buddy ol' friend the Judge "who "owes" him a favor. I swear that Ridge was asking the Judge to terminate Bill's rights completely. It's how he keeps talking with his 'Bill will lose everything" proclamations Brooke will be appalled. I except her to go tell Bill or at the very least agonize over whether to tell him. She might tell Katie instead, which could cause her to drop the suit at the last minute. In either case I suspect she'll be disgusted and angry at Sludge and tell him he's playing as dirty as he always accuses $Bill of. That they are really exactly alike. The first crack in Bridge perhaps?

Justin is going to find the connection between Ridge and the Judge. The Judge is already so torn by what Ridge is insisting he do. I suspect at the last moment the Judge will rule that the joint custody agreement stands as is. Not because $Bill coerces him, but because he sees it's the right thing to do. Ridge's "You owe me" be damned. And might I say Joe "Silver Fox" Lando is looking mighty fine. Much, much better than TK.

Well, he kind of did -- because he wanted Carowhine to continue to lie about Thomas being Douglas' father. Even though it was incredibly obvious that the continued lie was freaking Carowhine out, Sludge was A-ok keeping Thomas from his son for ... reasons. Prime reason being Sludge is a selfish jerk who wants what he wants and the hell with everyone else. I really hope Thorne butting into Batie custody battle leads to an epic melt down about Aly's death, how he wasn't there for her, and his overwhelming guilt about her death. I also want him to tear into Hauxdi for wielding the tire iron. I believe IR has the chops to pull it off. Liam seriously, why didn't you tell Hope beforehand that RG was Hauxdi's OB and suggest she find another doctor? Oblivious much? This whole set up is just needlessly embarrassing for all concerned. Maybe this leads to RG letting slip that OPBG was conceived earlier than previously thought. Thereby letting Liam know he's not the baby daddy. One can but dream.

Sludge mentioned Phoebe today!!!!! Well... he didn't actually say her name, but he did mention he and Taylor had twins. I think this is the first time I've heard Ridge acknowledge he had another daughter since TK(never not)Ridge showed up. I think Taylor plans to physically keep Hope from the wedding (gondola anyone) and assumes that Liam will just naturally re-marry Hauxdi because Hope isn't there. And ........ seriously Show can you pleeeeeease stop having characters refer to Liam as Hauxdi's husband. Looking at you Sludge and CrayCrayTay. He is not. He annulled her ass because she's a loose booty haux who effed his father -- All. Night. Long. Even Hauxdi keeps reminding people they aren't married because she effed Liam's father. Of course, CrayCrayTay keeps referring to Sludge as "my husband" as if they were still married so there's that.

Fearless prediction. After the Still wedding $Bill produces the real true paternity test, The one that shows he is the father. Bill will explain that he initially altered the results when Liam chose Steffy because he wanted Steam to be a family, Bill kept the paternity a secret until after the wedding because he wanted Steffy to marry him for himself, not because he's the baby daddy. But now .... the truth is out -- because Still is married and Lope are together. Oh and the first thing Bill would like is to change Kelly's name. What's Bill's mother's name or Satanie's middle name or maybe Phoebe? Bill as baby daddy and the Still marriage solves the Liam with 2 baby mamas problem, makes Sludge's head explode, and probably helps break up Bridge. Sludge is going to rant and rave like mad to break up Still and reunite Steam even though Liam's not the father. His confrontation today with Hope was just the beginning. Have to say I'm so proud of my girl for standing up to the Sludge.

Emma, Xander and Zoe can get off my screen this damn minute and stay off. OMG!!!! these 3 make Ronnnnnnn Mossssssss look like Sir Laurence Olivier. None of them can act. At all. Not even a little. Plus -- I. Do. Not. Care. what Xander's secret past is. I don't care what he and Zoe got up to in London. Xander and Emma are boring and have zero chemistry. I am not interested in the least in watching this summer's teen scene. It is 1000x worse than the Summer of Coco & Slouchy. The fact Show put Emma and Xander in the credits is a travesty. More Wally please. Thatie is even growing on me. Bring Julius and Viv on regularly. If Show wants/needs a new character bring on the computer guru from today. Seriously the kids are not all right -- they are all wrong. Dear God in Heaven (tm Katherine Chancellor) make it stop. And is it me or was it painfully obvious today that the threatening messages to Hope were actually addressed to Xander from Zoe? Hopefully Sally will figure the whole thing out quickly and Zoe can be gone.

I want BabyLope to be a boy. I think Deacon Logan Spencer is a perfect name, called Logan or maybe Cooper Spencer. OPBG got the Kelly part. BabyLope gets the Cooper

Anyone but me think Ridge is going to tell Brooke that Hope cannot have Liam's baby. Sludge will most likely say that Hope should not go through with the pregnancy for the sake of Slutty's precious family. I think Sludge would have no qualms at all telling Brooke she has to convince Hope that she should get a termination right away. He'll probably also say it's awfully convenient for Hope to be pregnant now that Steam have reunited, and suggest she got knocked up on purpose. He'll probably want to send Hope back to Milan immediately to keep her away from Liam so she can't tell him about the baby. Brooke will be furious at all this and will let Sludge know that Liam is being told right that minute.

Steffy is going to go BSC when she finds out about BabyLope. She'll accuse Liam of cheating on her, which while technically true, isn't what he did. She'll cry and sob and bitch and moan to Daddy Sludge. She'll probably also do the same to Bill -- who may or may not remind her of what he said about Liam and Hope and true first love. Sludge will in turn ream out Liam for cheating on Slutty and demand that he stick with his pwecious fam-a-wee. Sludge will tell Liam that he can kinda sorta maybe acknowledge BabyLope is his -- privately-- but Liam has to tell Hope she's on her own. Sludge will accuse Hope of getting knocked up on purpose to break up Steam. Sludge will then fire Hope from HFTF because of (he says) morals or press gossip or ........ reasons (he's an asshat?) All of the will lead to an epic Bridge fight .... and maybe, just maybe, the end of Bridge. At some point Eric will step in and appoint Sally as co-designer for HFTF with Thorne. Thorne will hate it, but grow to recognize Sally's talent and realize she isn't the same Sally who stole FC designs. This, hopefully, would lead to a true friendship and working partnership.

"...who is the first person who came to Sludge's mind? HIS OWN DAUGHTER!!" Now that would be interesting. Steffy as the cyber threat. She probably gets FC alerts on her phone so would have known when the HFTF website went live. She ordered Liam to cut Hope out of his life, and today she was bishing that he was spending too much time on the website (by my reckoning it was One. Day.). It's most likely Pam, but..... Steffy does have that history of striking out violently. Ally and Ivy anyone? Imagine how BSC Steffy will be when she learns about BabyLope. Sludge would probably say Hope deserved it because she's still in love with WafflefLiam and Steffy was protecting her precious family and ....... reasons.

You know, I'd really like Show to make Quinn and Sally friends. Partly because Sally is good to and for Wyatt and that makes Quinn happy and partly because Quinn sees herself in Sally, The talented nobody from nowhere who claws her way up, Quinn did it with Quinn Artisan. I want Quinn to help Sally get SF up and running, Maybe with Eric's silent backing. Think of the chaos and drama it would cause at FC. Ridge would be furious on general principal. Hope would see SF as competition to HFTF (it's not) and feel betrayed when she found out about Eric's investment. Brooke would be mad at Eric. Thorne might be angry because Eric didn't back Ally's Fashions as a separate company. Hauxdi would see it as a personal threat and insult. Maya would be ticked because that's how she rolls. And Bill's head would damn near explode. Good times. Fearless prediction. Pam is behind the website threat to Hope. Pam is really going to lose her lemon bars when she finds out Hope is pregnant and will try to hurt Hope/the baby someway. Liam would probably be the one to save Hope, although it would be full circle if Quinn was the one and Hope did not have a miscarriage. And seriously Hauxdi -- you just ordered Liam to cut Hope out of his life? Please bish take a stadium of seats. That look of LIam's after you said that was not the look of a man happy to comply with his baby mama's demand request.

Pammy seems a little off her meds these days. Has she always had such a hate on for the evil slutty Logan women? She's been dogging Brooke out as the Slut from the Valley for the past week, and her insistence that Hauxdi deserves her sweet little family because she's Satanie's namesake is just a tad OTT. Calling Hope out today to stay away from Liam and respect the Steam marriage (ummm ....... Pammy they're not married) was really out of left field. Since Pam was spying/eavesdropping on the Lope website conversation ... in which it was clear nothing was going on .... she should know better. Now we all know Hope is still pining for Waffle, but she's not getting in between him and Hauxdi. It's not like Hope locked Hauxdi in a gondola on her wedding day or anything. Did anyone else catch the look Liam gave Hope as she left their meeting. That was definitely the look of a man still in love with his ex.. I firmly maintain Liam is with the haux because of OPBGKelly and he's convinced himself he loves and had forgiven Hauxdi. I think he does love her as the mother of his child, but not as a wife. Lima just ultimately couldn't withstand everyone's constant harping that he had to forgive and go back to Hauxdi. Plus Liam grew up with a single parent, As much as her loved his mother and as despicable as Bill is right now. I'm sure Liam wishes he'd had a 2-parent family. One of the reason he thinks he has to be with the mother of his child. What's he gonna do when he finds out Hope is pregnant? Say "Gee Hope that's swell, I know how much you want a child So... uh ... yeah....., anyway .... are you coming to my wedding to Hauxdi next week?" Bill is absolutely the father of OPBGKelly because Show would never have Liam of all people abandon his child and they would never have Liam father 2 children by 2 women in one year. Adding --I wonder what Pammy would have done if she'd seen Hauxdi and Bill eye fucking, hugging, hand holding, thigh stroking and engaging in verbal foreplay leading up to the "Night of Passion?" Slut from Bell-A indeed.

Listen up Hauxdi, your mother is quite a few bricks shy of a full load. She needs inpatient treatment stat. Get her some help for gosh sake. Anyone can see she is not in her right mind and more than likely not legally responsible for shooting Bill. Now that said, I'm actually loving watching Bill blackmail the slattern. And I'm really loving watching Hauxdi torturing herself with the doubts Bill planted.

Unless Xander is going to be Myron/Maya's son I want him and Emma off my screen immediately. They are so bad they are embarrassing. I'm embarrassed to be watching them. Mr. Diva saw them while I was watching on Pop last night. He looked up from his book, announced "they are awwwwwful" and went back to reading. Maya has been so twee and lovey-dovey and bestest wife and mommy in the world for months I was glad to see her inner mean girl reappear. I'm actually intrigued by a Hope/Maya throw down. I'mma just sayin' -- Justin and Maya would be an interesting couple.

I don't care what Show is trying to sell me that Thomas dumped Sally for Carowhine. Not the Thomas I saw when he returned and whisked Sally back to NY. That Thomas would never take Carowhine back in 10 million years. That Thomas would use for custody of Douglas and win. That Thomas would never leave Sally broke and homeless. So I'm just going to pretend that none of the WTF-ery about Thomas and Carowhine was never said, and Sally is back to get revenge on Bill while Thomas waits at their home in NY.

Prediction: Xander is not Maya's cousin. Xander is Myron's son from a teen age girlfriend. Papa Avant sent the kid to England as Myron came out as Maya and left home right around that time. Maya may or may not know her son is alive. There has to be a reason that Maya is still on, especially when the actress is pregnant in real life.

OMG Liam is going to propose to the slattern. This will make marriage # 4. I simply cannot with the character. He's going to remarry Hauxdi becasue it's just easier than co-parenting and I guess so Sludge with get out of his face about it. Although now Liam will have to endure Sludge constantly crowing about how he was right in forcing Liam to do the right thing by forgiving Hauxdi for the sake of his "family." I really hope Show gives us a scene where Hauxdi tries to go all cha cha cha in bed and Liam just cannot because he "sees" Swill when he tries to be intimate with the haux. I completely expect Hauxdi to plead with Sludge that the Lame wedding be at Brooke's and because Liam cannot read a room he'll agree and ask Hope to please be there -- as his friend and because he knows she wants him to be with his "family." I want Bill to crash the wedding at the "does anyone know........" part waving around the real true paternity results (and I mean real and true) that show OBG is his. In the commotion Hope faints. It's revealed she's pregnant, and Hauxdi will then know Lope slept together. Something he will have ...... umm... forgotten to tell her. Maybe she can forgive Liam because "yeah, it was just one time." Hauxdi and Sludge will insist that Liam go through with the wedding because even though he's not the baby daddy. Sludge will say Liam can't let Bill win. Hauxdi will insist she loves Liam and that they are a family and it doesn't matter that Bill is the baby daddy because Liam is really OBG's father. So now we have OBGKelly vs. BabyLope. Who will win? Could Liam possibly marry Hauxdi and raise his half-sister, with $Bill constantly around? Could he abandon BabyLope to raise a child not his? Would he agree to co-parent BabyLope while married to Hauxdi while raising OBGKellyNotReallyHisDaughter? Inquiring minds want to know.

Oh CountryGril , thanks for that snippet of Deacon. I flove him. Why can't he be around, even temporarily, for Hope. He'd show her how to have no effs to give. Hauxdi STFU. You do not get to order Liam to come home. You effed you FIL, even if it was only one time. You have zero moral high ground here. I so wish Liam could say to her. "Yeah I effed Hope, but it was 'only one time'. So bygones mmkay" Sludge double STFU. Really could you be any more of an asshat gloating to Hope that you called Hauxdi about Liam and said "come and get him". And you seriously want to tank Garbridge don't you? Because steely-eyed Brooke is back every time you put down Hope and champion the Slut from Bell-A. Seconding the fire-ants Tiger Lynx $Bill declaring he will have Hauxdi tells me the OLGKelly paternity reveal is coming very soon. I don't think it's a fake out. I truly believe Bill changed the results to Liam because he wanted to keep them together -- but now the truth will out. This is the only way Show would allow a leading man like Liam to abandon his pregnant wife. Sludge's face is going to crack wide open. Joimiaroxeu -- junk-punch Ridge. Great idea. I nominate Deacon after he sees Sludge browbeat Hope to give up on the wedding and gloat that Liam will go back to Hauxdi where he belongs. Maybe Deacon could punch him several times. A girl can dream.

Oh Hauxdi, we see you. We see that naming OBG Kelly is your latest ploy to get Liam back. Ain't gonna work haux, ain't gonna work. Because Liam is right, every time he turns around you are with Bill. Doesn't matter if you're actually effing him or not, you two are sharing space. If you want nothing to do with Bill, change the locks, get a restraining order, call the cops if he shows up, take a pot shot at the "prowler" -- whatever it takes to keep him away. Hauxdi and Liam speculating which one of them OBG looks like absolutely guarantees the baby is Bill's. Sludge, could you be any more of a raging dick to Hope? Are you planning to interrupt the wedding ceremony and demand they call the whole thing off? Yeah we know Hauxdi is your daughter and you believe she would never lie -- until she does -- as CountryGirl so eloquently detailed for us. You keep saying Hauxdi only slept with Bill one time, so really no big and Liam should just get over it already. Ain't gonna happen, so STFU Sludge. Katie has been the voice of reason lately as much as it pains me to say it. She's absolutely right Liam will never get the image of Swill night out of his head. He's never going to be able to be intimate with Hauxdi without that image popping up, without wondering if the haux is fantasizing about the Stallion. And Sludge STFU about Bill lying and manipulating Liam. I seem to remember you doing the same to Thomas about Douglas's paternity. Oh and one more thing -- just STFU Sludge. Just STFU.

"......its not really her fault she did something wrong, she said she was sorry, why isn't that enough???" I actually know someone who confessed his affair in a marriage counseling session, and then said (indignantly) when his wife left him for a few days -- "I don't know why she's so mad. I said I was sorry." This is exactly what Hauxdi is doing. She keeps telling Liam she's sorry and that's supposed to make everything all better. Bygones. Um.... no... No it doesn't. That's not the way any of this works. Liam proposed to Hope waaay to fast, but since he's desperate for some normalcy I understand why he did. Liam is drowning in sturm und drang and betrayal and Hope is his only life preserver.

Normally I'd think Bill implying to Wyatt that Still are a thing/ having an affair is absolutely heinous. But...... This is Hauxdi we're talking about so I don't really care. I really do not want Lauxdi to reunite. Not sure I want Lope either, but I liking this new no effs to give Hope so they may surprise me. Liam at least seems happy when he's with her. He's never all smiling and laughing when he's with the haux. Liam is right -- he may love the haux, but he can't look at her without seeing Still. That is not something a person just gets over. Liam might one day forgive her, but he's never going to trust her again. And that baby is absolutely $Bill's.

I thought Liam already signed the papers when he gave them to Hauxdi to sign? Now all he has to do is file them. Sludge is gonna stroke out when Brooke tells him Liam will be staying in the "cabin", which I guess is the Brooke house equivalent of Eric's guest house. When Sludge pitches a hissy fit, I want Brooke to remind him he's living in her house and thus she gets to decides who lives there. Sludge = rumpled, unwashed and essentially homeless. So not the Prince of Bell A and Forrester.

Go Liam, tell Hauxdi to be with $Bill. You, Hope, Justin and everyone else know it'll happen eventually. Hauxdi's face crack was perfect. Loved Hope standing her ground with Hauxdi. I though I saw a nano second of fear cross Hauxdi's face when she threatened Hope not to interfere with her marriage and Hope just gave her a steely-eyed eff off look. Yet another crack in Garbridge when Sludge got all up on Hope for not being Hauxdi's cheerleader. So far Hope is the only one who isn't excusing Hauxdi's behavior and telling Liam to just get over it Right. Now. I cheered when Hope told Brooke to call it was it is -- an affair, not an indiscretion. It's even more of an affair than Hope knows with those weeks of eye-fucking, tongue-bathing and hand-holding.