La di Diva

I'm just going to fanwank that off screen in NYC Tally are happy and married. The whole Spectra Gang is there. Coco has realized what a boring slouch Slouchy is and dumped him. She is attending Parsons and Tim Gunn is most impressed with her talent. Spectra Fashion is killing it with Tally's designs. Carowhine has gone off to some really dark place and given Thomas sole permanent custody of Douglas. Tally + Douglas are now their own little happy family and in a couple of years or so there is a little Sally 3.0 for them to dote on. Tally + kids make periodic appearances in Bell A like Tony and Kristen. They do not get a divorce but remain happily married. Eric, Ridge, Pam mention them sometimes so we know they are still out there.

I am convinced that baby is $Bull's. Hope is usually the good girl compared to Hauxdi's skankarella, so I can't see Show allowing Hope to lure Liam away from his daughter and marriage. But ... if the baby isn't his then all bets are off. I love Hope staking her claim for Liam. Everything she says about Hauxdi and Bill is true. They are toxic for Liam. $Bill never gives up until he gets what he wants. If Hauxdi was the perfect wife she never would have effed her FIL, At this point I think Liam believes that as an attempted murderer he's not good enough for Hope, so I do believe he will, temporarily, go back to the Cliff House. I don't see him having sexxy times with Hauxdi. I think we will see Liam being ripped apart by his guilt over shooting Bill. Struggling to hide his re-emerging love for Hope. Trying to keep a relationship with Hauxdi for the sake of his daughter. He's going to spiral down and Hope will be the only person he can confide in. Hauxdi will be pushing pushing, pushing for cha cha cha and becoming angry and frustrated that Liam won't dance. Enter Bill for Hauxdi to confide in/ eye fuck about what a meanie Liam is for not being all in on the reconciliation. Because how dare he not be over in 2 minutes the Night o' Skank. Bill of course will be telling Hauxdi what a queen she is, the complete package, how she deserves better than Liam, etc., etc. Somewhere along the way Bill will tell Hauxdi he had the paternity results changed to make Liam the baby daddy to save their marriage, But since Liam isn't all happy happy joy joy playing happy family at the Cliff House it's time to tell the truth. Partially open door will make an appearance and Liam will overhear. Hopefully Liam will confront Hauxdi and the $Bull, tell both of them he's done, they are skanks and screw the annulment he wants a divorce. Adding: I wanted to slap a bish when Hauxdi was all cha cha cha kissing Liam today. Loved seeing my Tally all happy and in love. Liam is not the shooter.

Don't care what the soap rags are saying. Liam is not the shooter. From today's episode it looks as if he bonked his head twice -- at the Cliff House which caused him to "remember" the Still proposal and the 1st bonk which seemed to take place the night of the shooting. Today we saw a bundled up Liam wearing sheepskin gloves hit his head on a branch, then come to as trouser legs and men's (?) shoes walked past him. He then "remembers" walking into the house, picking up the gun and shooting Bill in what looks like a calm ( fugue?) manner. I think all this recent head bonking and Quinn discussing Liam's original concussion is back of Liam "memories." He concussed himself again with the 2 recent bonks. Add that to the original untreated concussion/memory loss and now he is imagining the whole thing. I do think Liam saw the real shooter and has blacked it out. My money is on Jared or Saul., but I would flove it if it really was Sludge. I can see Sludge getting away with it, even though Bill "knows" he was the shooter, because Bill will eventually admit he didn't actually see Sludge shoot him. The police won't be able to prove Sludge did it nor anyone else, so the case will stay open and unsolved. Sludge will then tell Brooke he shot Bill because "He put his hands all over my innocent daughter Hauxdi" and this will lead to further cracks in Garbridge. Sludge of course will have absolutely no remorse for the shooting because Bill got what he deserved. Brooke might even feel she needs to help Bill with his rehab to make up for what Sludge did. Meanwhile Liam will get treatment for his concussion damage and with therapy begin to remember why he put Hauxdi on blast a few years ago, the Wyatt cuddle, and realize that era of Cha Cha Cha is over, Hope will be right there helping him. They draw closer. Liam get his annulment/divorce with joint custody and Hauxdi turns to Bill as Plan B.

Anyone else get the distinct feeling during their scene today that Brooke really doesn't like Hauxdi? I thought Brooke was giving Hauxdi the definite stink eye when she told her that Liam deserves to know about the Bill proposal. I think it was obvious to Brooke (and to us) that Hauxdi has no intention of telling Liam anything at all about it. Of course it's not up to Hope to tell Liam, and and yes she has an ulterior motive, whether she admits it to herself or not. But ... Hope also knows Hauxdi, and she knows Hauxdi won't tell Liam, and Liam does deserve to know, Giving Hope a pass on this one.

Oh be still my Tally loving heart. Flashbacks!, Love scene! Shirtless Thomas! I will miss CH, but so glad Tally appears to be getting a happy ending. If the Spectras have to leave, then all of them going off to NY to rebuild the fashion house is a good ending. I'm glad B Bell had Thomas tell Sally to bring them all with her. My money is on Carowhine as the shooter. Thomas said she went to a dark place, and she left NY a couple of days ago without a word to anyone. Plus she's wearing Gloves!!!! Carowhine as the shooter puts her in jail/ nut house, which gives Thomas a clear path to sole custody. Even though Tally's happy ending will be off screen, at least it will be happy. We don't get many long-time, happily married couples. The Forrester daughter married to Tony (blanking on her name) are happy --- but then they are largely off screen.

Ya'll notice how red faced Sludge was after $Bill knocked him down? That little altercation took it right out of him and had Sludge puffing like a freight train. [I could watch $Bill punch Sludge alllllllll day] I floved .... floved!!! $Bill giving Sludge the low down (and I mean low) on how Hauxdi wanted it with Bill and always wanted it with Bill and how he was finally able to give her what she wanted. You know ... consensually ... without any force or coercion, or "taking advantage." Sludge had to finally listen, really listen, to the truth about his Pretty Princess Hauxdi. And he didn't like it one bit -- because he knew it was the truth. I think that's part of Sludge's anger toward $Bill -- Bill knows that Hauxdi willing haux-ed around on Liam. While Bill doesn't think that was a bad thing. Sludge doesn't want anyone else to know it was a mutual haux-ing. That's why he is so desperately telling everyone within earshot that Bill took advantage -- essentially sexually assaulted the Pretty Princess Forrester. Because heaven forbid the world realize that Hauxdi didn't fall far from the Sludge Man-haux Tree. Interesting that Charlie is the only one who is concerned Pam is off her meds. Rick riding off to avenge and protect the honor of the Forrester women is beyond hypocritical given how he treated Ally. Justin didn't shoot Bill -- he's just waiting for someone else to do it. Katie will believe Wyatt did it for her. Wyatt won't think he did, but was so drunk that night he doesn't know for sure. Eric will suspect Quinn Sludge will act and hint like he did it -- "It needed to be done" and "Bill got what he deserved" Brooke will half-way believe Sludge is the shooter; he'll deflect her questions. Thus more cracks in the Garbridge marriage. Charlie will find Pam acting manic, with a gun, muttering "enough, enough" My bet is Jared or Sheila, or someone totally unsuspected -- Carowhine perhaps. This leaves Thomas a clear field to raise Douglas with Sally in NY. Since Bill didn't sign the papers disinheriting Liam and Wyatt one or both of them will have to take over while Bill's in a coma.

I think $Bill was so quick to disinherit Liam and Wyatt because he never wanted them to begin with. We know he wanted Quinn to have an abortion, not sure about Kelly. When they showed up as adults he was 'well ok, you're here now' But he had been saved from actually having to be father for 20+ years. He threw jobs and houses at them, but he didn't try, or seem to want to, be a real father. $Bill wanted Liam and Wyatt to be carbon copies of himself, much as he was exactly like Bill Sr (more of an bastard actually). $Bill wants blind unquestioning loyalty from everyone around him -- employees, family, wives. If he doesn't get it he hollers "betrayal" and throws the betrayer out of his life or trash talks them (Brooke) after they leave him. I think $Bill sees Will as his only real son, largely because Will is too young to to do anything $Bill doesn't like. I firmly believe when Hauxdi Jr is revealed to be his, $Bill will have no interest in raising Will. $Bill will probably disinherit him because Katie defied him and married Wyatt, and will be all over Hauxdi Jr as his "only" child.

Not withstanding the Bill & Hauxdi thing, I think Bill might be a tad upset and weirded out by his son having an affair with the son's stepmother and then possibly becoming stepfather to his half brother. That is all kinds of jacked up. And yeah I know all about Ridge being stepfather to Rick/Bridget who were already his stepbrother/stepsister. That was seriously all kinds of jacked up too. With all the convoluted twisted family relationships, one of these days B&B is going to end up paring a couple who are blood-related -- probably without intending to.

Thoughts from today: Show listened about the Maude-ish outfits on Hope. The red dress and polished ponytail looked great. Sludge isn't even trying to hide the fact he doesn't like Hope and wants her gone, After his chat with Hauxdi I'm completely convinced he has a plot to get Hope out of LA. Probably by tanking HFTF. Liam and Thorne might have something to say about that, Especially Thorne. I don't buy the brotherly act from Ridge for a nano second. Bill is seriously delusional if he thinks he can be part of his "granddaughter's" life. No Bill, Liam didn't want a boy, you did. (Still believe the baby is Bill's). Boy howdy, Bill dislikes Hope even more than Ridge does. Anyone else see him and Hauxdi teaming up to get rid of Hope? Hope breaking down when she saw the ultrasound photo was completely believable. It suddenly made that baby real and brought back all the pain of her miscarriage.

Probably because I can't stand TKRidge, but my very first thought when Sludge told Hope HFTF was on and asked Thorne to design it was -- alright, what's he up to, what's his agenda. Then when he gave Thorne the martini shaker I was ok, yeah what's the plan here Sludge. I thought the caveat would be that Hope could have HFTF but only in Europe. Not sure what Sludge is planning, but I know he is. If HFTF is reviving, then Hope will bring Liam on for the philanthropy part of the biz. Sludge is going to see them being friends and getting closer. I think he'll threaten to close the line if Hope doesn't fire Liam and stop speaking to him. Because it's really all about Hauxdi and her marriage. You know .... the marriage Liam doesn't want to be in ... with the wife he can't stand to look at. If Sludge threatens to close HFTF I think Hope will tell Brooke. This is where the crack in Garbridge will start. Brooke hasn't been mother of the year to Hope, but she won't let Sludge destroy Hope's line in the name of saving Hauxdi's marriage. Brooke isn't on board the Hauxdi was coerced/raped/drugged/taken advantage of/assaulted train Sludge is pulling. Brooke knows Hauxdi eff-ed up her marriage by effing Bill and I don't think she'll let Sludge ruin Hope career to prop the Haux. Adding -- maybe Sludge is planning to tank HFTF and get rid of Hope and Throne at the same time

Still 2.0 had sex the night before Steam renewed their vows, so it's perfectly possibly Baby Girl Spencer is Bill's. Especially since Steam had so much trouble conceiving, but Hauxdi showed up preggers right after she fucked Liam's father. Willingly I still think Bill changed the paternity results to make up to Liam for doing Hauxdi. Now that we know it's Baby Girl S, Bill is going to have a hard time keeping the secret. Wow --- a daughter after 3 boys. If Sludge really does put Bill in jail for ..... reasons, I think Bill will use his paternity as the get out of jail card. "You can't put the father of Hauxdi's baby in jail" And Hauxdi will have to tell the police that while yes it was a Night of Skank Sex -- no, it wasn't rape or assault or whatever Sludge is calling it. I can also see Sludge trying to convince Bill and Hauxdi not to tell Liam and let him think the baby is his in order to save the Steam marriage. What if Hope were to find out and think Liam deserves to know? Then you could have Sludge threatening Hope to keep quiet. Telling her she can't take away Liam's chance to be a daddy, that she can't ruin Hauxdi's life like that. That she has no right to be all moral about the sitch given how she was conceived. Brooke notices something is wrong. Hope is obviously bothered by something. Hope and Ridge are avoiding/ sniping at each other and Sludge is pushing, pushing, pushing for Hope to go back to Milan. Brooke asks Sludge what is wrong and he sidesteps the conversation, saying it's time Hope left because just being in Bell-A is a threat to the Steam marriage. So Hope needs to vanish again to give Steam time to heal/reconcile. The Sludge/Hope situation opens cracks in Garbridge as Brooke is annoyed and hurt at how Sludge treats Hope. Meanwhile Liam is still disgusted by Hauxdi and while thrilled about his impending fatherhood, isn't any closer to forgiving the Haux. He's working on the charity end of HFTF and Lope are getting closer. It's killing Hope to lie by omission to Liam every day. And she doesn't want to hurt her mother by revealing how awful Sludge is. Then there is Hauxdi periodically haranguing Hope that she promised to support the marriage and not go after Liam. And ...... then there is the Bill wild card. He wants access to his "grandchild" and Hauxdi agrees. Liam, however, goes ballistic and this leads to a huge Liam/Bill confrontation in which Bill blurts out the truth and reveals Sludge and Hauxdi's part in the deception. Liam denounces Sludge, Bill and Hauxdi and storms out -- done with them all. Liam hits rock bottom and turns to Hope for therapy. Hope tells him she knew about the paternity. Tells him about Sludge's threats to her, about keeping quiet not to hurt her mother, about wrestling with telling Liam the truth but wanting him to be the father he always wanted to be. Liam is initially furious, but forgives Hope. He then tells Hauxdi to sign the annulment papers or he's going to spill the entire sordid story naming names to the tabloids. Eric gets wind of all this and tells Hauxdi to sign the papers, reams out Sludge, and takes the co-CEO away from them, Eric then resumes being CEO himself, naming Thorne as his right hand man and co-head designer Sludge goes home to Brooke to bitch about his demotion, Thorne, Hope, the demise of Steam, etc, etc. But Brooke -- who now knows everything -- has his bags already packed, hands him annulment papers, and tells him to sign them and get out. She says she's put up with a lot from him for years and years, but threatening her daughter was the last straw. Especially because Hope wanted to tell the truth and Sludge wanted to perpetuate a lie. Just like he did with Thomas and Douglas. This would be a perfect way for Sludge to leave the show -- going back to Paris and write pomes or whatever he was doing, Garbridge could be broken for good. Red Suit Brooke could reappear at FC and stay single -- dating a string of people off camera.

Show!!! Listen up. All ya'll that keep insisting that Liam needs to forgive/forget/reunite with Hauxdi so The Kid (TMSludge) can be raised by 2 loving parents need to STFU Right. Now. Liam can and will be a loving parent whether he's with Hauxdi or not. Probably even more so if they are divorced because he won't have to look at her plastic, botoxed, lying face and remember every single time he sees her She. Willingly. Fucked. His. Father. And Hauxdi if you don't stop rubbing that non-existent bump Imma gonna smack your hand away. Calling it first: Hauxdi tocks this pregnancy and keeps it a secret in order to work on getting Liam back. Would she be crazy enough to sex up Bill in order to get preggers again, without Bill knowing why?

Show, please, please, please let today be the last day we have to see Sludge's moobs, unwashed greasy hair, unshaven face and general nastiness for a long, long, loooooooooong time. It's not that I don't think middle-aged people have sex or that they don't have fun in bed. It's just that I never, ever, ever, never want to see Sludge's naked torso anywhere. At anytime. With anyone. I cannot bear to see him paw my girl Brooke. It isn't sexy. It isn't passionate. It isn't loving. It looks possessive. It looks disturbing. It looks disgusting -- probably because I find the TKRidge incarnation totally unappealing. Show, if you want to feature more mature people in bed might I suggest Quinn and Eric.

OK -- as cheesy as the surprise guest at the wedding was -- I loved it

Other than I love seeing Anna and Obba on screen, why were they at the Garbridge wedding. Because they are Maya's parents? Lizzie's grandparents? Sludge and Brooke really don't know anyone to invite ... i.e. they have no friends? Couldn't the IIC figure out a reason for the Avants to have an SL? Anna and Obba are incredible actors -- they elevate everyone they share scenes with. We need to see more of them. And never see Slouchy again. Now that his parents are married he needs to go off to college or Milan or Europe or ........ somewhere.

Speaking of stupid -- what was that suit/ tux Slouchy was wearing? Pale blue grey with grosgrain lapel trim -- very 1973 prom. "Simpering, sickening ... childlike" exactly!! the Logan sisters are in their 40s/50s. Married multiple times each. The innocent 'oh this is my wedding day, I'm so happy to be marrying my forever love' was a long. long time ago for all of them, especially Brooke. She has been married to 7 different men. This is her 11th wedding to Sludge, Every single time Brooke has married anyone -- especially Sludge -- everyone has ooo-ed and ahhh-ed and said how in love they are and this one is forever. Ha! I wanted to smack the smug off Sludge's face when he saw Brooke. I don't think he looked happy or in love -- he looked like he'd just deflowered the homecoming queen. The side eye Thorne gave him confirmed that for me.

Brooke honey I love ya, but leave Liam alone. Just because you've lost your mind again and forgiven Sludge for the 8,476th time, doesn't mean other people can do the same. Sludge STFU and get out of Liam's face. Liam isn't going to forgive Hauxdi. He keeps telling you that and you keep ignoring it. I want Liam to tell Sludge to shut it and throw him out of his hotel room. I want Liam to tell Sludge in no uncertain terms he cannot and will not ever forgive his ho wife for sleeping with Bill. And also let Brooke know that Sludge planned to fuck Quinn to get her away from Eric. Basically do the same thing Hauxdi did -- so in that respect the ho doesn't fall very far from the man-ho tree. Then I want Liam to move to a new hotel and not tell anyone where he is. I thought nuHope and Wyatt were just the right amount of awkward with each other. Acknowledging their marriage and "leap of faith" with some sadness but also good memories. Loved the throwaway line that Hope works in the office when Quinn isn't there.

Oh Brooke honey, Sludge's only fault (only!!??) isn't that he follows his heart. It's that he thinks with and follows his peen. If Carowhine returned with news that Douglas was his, watch how fast Sludge would jump on the "quickie annulment, a child should be raised by 2 loving parents" train. Sludge, you do not get to bully and guilt Liam into forgiving your ho of a daughter. You do not get to be angry at Liam because he said he cannot forgive your ho of a daughter. You also do not get to be annoyed and PO-ed at Hope for knowing the truth about your ho of a daughter. Steffy you are definitely living in fantasy la la land if you think Liam is going to forgive, forget and come home where all will be roses and sunshine. You say you don't love $Bill. Well ... OK ... but when has that ever stopped a couple in Bell-A from getting together. You might want to keep $Bill's offer on reserve. I kinda think you might need it when the real paternity of Baby Spencer comes out. Sidenote -- If Steffy doesn't stop rubbing her non-existent bump I'm going to smack her hand away. She did it today during the entire Still conversation. We get it, you're preggers. We also know you fucked your FIL, so no acting the Madonna for you.

Bear with me here: I think nu-Hope is so invested in Liam and Steffy because she wants to believe that giving up Liam and going to Europe -- leaving the path open for Steffy -- was the right thing to do. That is allowed Liam to be with Steffy and stop waffling. Now Hope going to Europe was definitely the right thing for her -- and I really want to see the new, more mature, found her real passion and purpose Hope. But I also think she left to give Liam the freedom to pursue Steffy without the specter of a Lope reunion lurking on the sidelines. Steffy has been single mindedly fixated on Liam for years and I believe Hope assumed they would be together, finally, and rock-solid. Hope returns and immediately finds out Steam are separated and then that Steffy fucked Bill. So leaving, giving up any chance with Liam, and giving Steffy a clear field was for naught. Hope, who clearly still loves Liam (although may not be in love with him) is horrified at what Steffy did. She's probably thinking she gave up a possible future with Liam and that the ho cheated on him and hurt him to the core. Hope is horrified, and I suspect angry. I want to see some of that anger directed at Steffy for what she did. Liam is too broken right now to do it, but I want someone to get in Hauxdi's face and call her out for the ho she is. It wasn't an indiscretion or a mistake or an assault, or an out of body experience or whatever else people are calling it to excuse Hauxdi's ho behavior. Hauxdi knowingly, willingly, consensually had actual sex with her FIL after weeks and weeks and weeks of hugs and hand holding and stroking longing looks and eye-fucking and lapping up the lavish OTT praise Bill was heaping on her. Weeks and weeks of foreplay. It was never a question of if they would have sex, it was always when. I will not be surprised when Bill and Hauxdi get quickie married nor will I be surprised when the baby turns out to be Bill's, Because we know he fixed that paternity test, I'm just waiting for him to admit it.

OMG Sludge. Seriously? Just STFU. Hauxdi did not have an "error in judgement." She knowingly, willingly, consensually fucked her FIL. She keeps telling you this and you won't hear it. And now you want Liam to forgive her because .... because ....... why? Because you think Bill did this to get revenge on you. So Liam has to martyr himself and forgive your haux of a daughter so you can get one over on Bill? Sludge, you unwashed asshat -- could you be any more self-centered, self-absorbed and self-righteous. 3 bright spots for me today: 1) Hope was horrified at what Hauxdi did and with whom and is firmly Team Liam all the way 2) Liam laughed and asked Sludge exactly what charge he would bring against Bill because Steffy fucked Bill on purpose and keeps telling people that 3) Liam raised his voice, and told Sludge to back off and stop bullying him. Because a bully is exactly who Sludge is and what he was doing. He wants his own way, exactly as Bill does, except Sludge thinks he somehow has the moral high ground because he's a Forrester. And.... even though Brooke is my girl I did like Bill calling her out about her baggage yesterday. She can't lecture him about his ONS with his DIL when Brooke had a full blown affair and a child with her SIL. Yes she can tell him she knows how it can rip a family apart, but she can't be judgmental about Bill when she's done the same thing.

Finally!! Liam told Hauxdi he could 'never, ever" forgive her and that he keeps seeing her and $Bill together in his head. Floved he told her maybe she should be with $Bill as they are so alike and that Steam are not. I see a quickie Still rebound marriage coming up followed by the $Bill paternity reveal. Is it wrong of me to want Liam to get mad and yell at Hauxdi for what she did? I understand he is devastated and betrayed, but he should also be angry at what she did and how she planned to keep it from him. I'm positive if the paternity test had shown Bill was the dad she would have let Liam think the baby was his. Liam's 'I kissed Sally when in a dire moment' confession Does Not mean 'Oh ok, then I get a pass for fucking your father' for Hauxdi. I realize Hope has no right to know what Hauxdi did -- even though she knows the break-up is Hauxdi's fault. But ... could Sludge have been any ruder? I think TK may be playing the history of Ridge not liking Hope at all and thinking she is a stain on the Logan family. He looked very surprised and very annoyed when she announced she was back to stay, not just a quick visit with Brooke.

Sooooooo ... let me parse this out and try to understand. Everyone and their father/FIL/brother/sister/uncle/cousin/ex-step mother/friend/dog/tennis partner/yoga instructor, etc. wants Liam to forgive and go back to Hauxdi. Hauxdi The haux who knowingly, consensually fucked Liam's father. Kept it a secret. Thought she might be pregnant from said consensual fuck. Had a paternity test. Intended to keep the entire Night of Skank-o-rama a secret from Liam. Because she didn't want him to know what a haux she is. That Hauxdi. The haux Liam cannot bear to look at. Can barely stand to be in the same room with. Wants an annulment from so the marriage never happened. All these people want Liam to forgive the haux he's married to so the baby can grow up with 2 loving parents. Even though Liam can't look at Hauxdi, doesn't want to be near her. Doesn't want to touch her. Doesn't want to be married to her. Sure as hell doesn't want to share a bedroom/ have sex with her. And how exactly is this going to model 2 loving parents to Baby Spencer? Children are not stupid, That child will grow up in a house knowing his father cannot stand be around his mother, won't look at her, wants nothing to do with her. And he/she will hear the gossip and know why. .Liam will love his child. He just doesn't need to be in the same house with Hauxdi to do it. Adding -- I'd love to see Liam go for full custody and to also petition that $Bill cannot have contact with his grandchild. Adding again -- I'm also positive that baby is $Bill's.

I realize that no father wants to think his daughter is a haux -- but come on this is Hauxdi. She's been flinging her cooter around for years. She got Liam to begin with by using her cooter. Hauxdi was perfectly clear to Sludge that the Still sexxxxy time was consensual, She wasn't attacked or drugged or coerced or forced or anything else. Sludge trying to play this off as an assault (rape?) is part #9475 in the never ending Sludge vs. $Bill battle. And really Sludge, Bill had sex with Hauxdi to get back at you? Seriously. did you just hear the idiocy you said? On the other hand I really liked the easy friendly rapport between Liam and nuHope. I want Hauxdi's brain to explode when she realizes Hope is back to stay and is offering Liam support if he wants it.

Did Sludge borrow $Bill's black shoepolish hair dye? Today Sludge-o's hair , eyebrows and beard were pitch black. It. Looked. Awful. And. Fake. And. Stupid. And. Dirty. And seriously if I hear him utter the phrase "Put our family back together" one. more. effing. time. I'm going to slap the man into next week. Sludge Jr. has never has his family together during his entire life. Why care now? Just to be fair, let's ask Thomas and Steffy if they'd like their family back together with Sludge married to their mother. I liked Thorne asking Eric to for once see Sludge for who he really is. Not who Eric wants him to be. Not sure yet how I feel about Therrick as a team, but so far I'm optimistic. Never gonna forgive Raya for they way they treated Ally though. So glad Therrick commented that Hauxdi hasn't been to work in days.

After today's conversation between Bill and Justin, and Bill going on about not hurting Liam, I think Bill paid the doctor to change the results. 1) He didn't look all that surprised when Steffy told him the test results. 2) He makes the supreme sacrifice of giving up Steffy and his child to keep Liam happy and clueless. 3) It shows that Bill actually can put someone else's (Liam's) feelings first and lets Still do a slow tortured build as fated to be together lovers. However -- Liam finding the paternity results puts a fly in the ointment. Unless Steffy could convince Wyatt to lie and say they cheated one time or was a sperm donor. Sure it ruins the brotherly relationship and Watie -- but Bill and Liam don't blow up. That is until Bill can't stand it any more and tells the truth -- or Wyatt does.. Maybe Waytt tells Hope the truth when she returns and Hope holds it over Steffy's head. Not because she wants Liam, but just to torture Steffy. Clearly I spend way too much time thinking about Show.