nachomama

that's what I meant. MY SQWEWILL! Mine all mine! Had free preview of HBO, Showtime and Starz so I watched a few movies and the premiers of Shameless, Girls, Togetherness (haven't actually watched but it's one I want to check out) so I had a productive rainy weekend.

What's a one hole meat? mermaid? cuz seriously where do they poo?

While you two argue over which is greasier I shall CALL IT and then the possum and the sqwewwel are both MINE ALL MINE. ;P Curious if youse guys are gonna call Saul? Feb 8 I tune in for WD I'll stick around for Saul. *oh it was a raccoon but sqwewwel is funner to say

Omg the recipe for formula is the same thing we were told for trying to bottle feed a baby rabbit. Our neighbors went out of town and we were watching their chickens and critters. We fed and watered and collected eggs. She warned us that mama rabbit was having babies and we didn't need to worry about them. I go in there one morning and she's chowed down on one baby already and one baby was unharmed but I wasn't just gonna leave it in there if mama was going to eat it! So I brought it home and we had no vet nearby that knew what to do with a rabbit so we looked around. They gave us the sweetened condensed milk, egg mixture and we fed him. He was gobbling it up and we said oh he's fat and happy. Well...then we noticed he didn't poop. They told us put him in warm water kinda try to coax it out. He kinda bloated up. And no he didn't make it. Later >: ( someone suggested hey maybe put some olive oil or laxative-y type thing in there. I was very traumatized by the event. One time at my old job we went to lunch at a soul food place and they had liver as a special and co-worker/former boyfriend type guy ordered the liver and this came as a surprise to me that he liked liver. I gave him some shit about it so the lady behind the counter asked if we were married and we both shout HELL NO! Apparently we bickered like an old married couple.

those silly termites, eating bob's legs. They coulda gone right for the ears and tongue.

angelahunter is the first one going down in the ZA! I got dibs on her knees. :D A few years ago I became fascinated with the true story that inspired Moby Dick. A whaling ship was rammed by a whale and sunk, most of the crew survived initially, setting out in several row boats/dinghis whatever they're called. They stayed together for a few weeks, they fished and caught a turtle once. They did find an island at some point to get fresh water. Many died along the way. The boats got separated. One of the boats eventually made it to some caribbean island where the 2-3 who survived were rescued and another boat was found at sea. The story was from the perspective of the 15 year old cabin boy who survived. When he and the 2 others with him were found they had eaten a crew member. I kinda think they'd eaten one who just died and then they did the draw straws and killed one to eat. But they were so far gone and cuckoo when they were found they had finger bones in their pockets that they were gnawing on and wouldn't give up. I read where they are now making a movie of that book.

blargh! I remember my dad used to eat tripe too. pttooey

I've eaten plenty venison in my time. My dad was the hunter. We have pictures of him skinning in the garage with many upside down deerses. No pictures of him, like normal "cheese", just skinning a deer or a 15 second clip of him mowing the grass that my mother shot and when he noticed her.....ooooh the look he gave her and it's captured on film. Hee! I have eaten rabbit. Once upon a time we were having fried chicken for dinner and I looked at my chicken leg and I looked at my sisters chicken leg and I declared "there's something wrong with her chicken". It didn't look right. For some reason this made my sister cry...anywho upon further investigation I said "her chicken's got KNEES!" and sho' nuff papa was having frog legs and they tried to pass one off on my sister. They knew they couldn't get it by me. I have eaten frog legs as an adult and hell they taste like chicken. Im impressed and frightened by rabbit pate. I called a friend/co worker last night who I haven't seen in a few months because we no longer work the same shifts. We are gonna go have dinner Wednesday. We have such an incredibly soul suckingly bad horrendous job, I only do it on weekends and now overnight so no boss, no customers, slightly extra money but she's 5 days a week, boss, customers and horrible horrible "help", for some shit-tastic pay. I had been hearing that she's getting an "attitude" and inside me I'm like "yes! kick someone's ass" but we got off the phone and she called me right back and told me my call changed her whole attitude for the day. Even though all we did was bitch about work, ha, but it perked us both up that we have something to look forward to. So that's my resolution, not give up any bad vices, per se, but just get the f outta my house and go do some crap. apparently any kind of crap will perk people up.

Happy New Year, late. Boring as ever. Watched a little marathon. I'm applying lotion to my neck at the moment Because its another year and we don't wanna get old lady neck. They eat prairie dog on occasion in New Mexico. I have never eaten a squirrel, prairie dog or pigeon type thing but I will learn quick in the ZA. Well...I'll be dead within 3.2 nanoseconds but I'm willing to learn.

Now I wish the marathon ran backwards. Cuz the days I will have off from work will be the most recent seasons. They start the marathon Tuesday when I can't watch! And Yay though I walk through the valley of the overflowing Dvr, I can't squeeze the first 3 seasons on! And I just binge watched stuff I hadn't gotten around to over Christmas, only got me up to 25% free space.

Caught a wee little bit of marathon last night. Saw Maggie and Glen's first hookup, Lori dumbass crashing the car and Daryl fighting with Lori and lmfao when he shouted "Look Olive Oyl I looked for Sophia more than anybody" I didn't remember he called her that. And it's been such a long time since I watched the early seasons that everybody's accent was really cheeseball.

I've never seen the first 2 seasons of the Wire. I missed them, picked it up somewhere in the middle of 3 I think. I saw the season that focused on the kids and the election. You do have to put your mind aside to get into it. We are used to a different kind of narrative. It's a cop show, no it's a newspaper show, nope it's elections. But at my weekend job when the manager is making his rounds to inspect, we whisper OMAR COMING. To get everybody on their toes.

When Madonna's naked pics showed up in magazines my mom was very curious so she went out and bought the magazine. She did let us see them (we are not calling her a good mother) and then she was going to throw the magazine away but gave it to a homeless guy. This is sooooooooooo pre internet it's hilarious. This is also the same day she ran a cop off the road because she thought she could pass a little navajo man doing 35 mph on the frontage road but she wouldn't shift out of 5th gear to get the fire power to zoom around him. She went immediately to pay the ticket that way there was no evidence of the magazine or the ticket. She had a very naughty day. My computer is all set up, programs installed, internets working, I can email (and goof off, clearly) but I can't print anything. Omg 2015 can't get here fast enough. I'm done. kerblewy. plonk. thunk.

I finally have a computer again at work. re-installing software is thrill a minute. I went to see Into the Woods over Christmas, I liked it. I was familiar with it from college and I thought it was very well done. Can't wait for Walking Dead marathon.

Y'all make me feel good. 2014 has been the suck. I have several friends who are having near death scrapes with the parents. Sooner this holiday crap is over the better. I go to the movies and avoid my friends because I don't want their invites so I can be the odd non-relative. I don't want your turkey, sweet potatoes or punkin pie.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEE! I'm geeking out. Kim Dickens aka the other whore from deadwood will be in the walking dead spin off. I figured I would probably watch because they own me like that. Perhaps Sweegin will join. :D Walking Deadwood ftw!

Here's a festive Christmas story. My mother bought my father art one year for Christmas. Dude found a tree that looked like a deer sitting in the forest. We could call it a sculpture. Trimmed it up buffed it. Nice wooden deer with a rack. Oh daddy didn't like it. He was not an art guy. He rely woulda crapped his pants if he knew mom spent like $1000 on it! (Her money from my gramma). So it sat in our living room for long time with no love. So I hung Christmas ornaments from his antlers and named him shotgun. I would sit on him sometimes and give a royal wave. So when we moved we loads him in the truck and I kept referring to him as shotgun and my friend (who didn't see us "load" shotgun only heard us refer to having loaded shotgun into the truck) got very worried as we drove down a very bumpy road. She says "I hope that shotgun doesn't go off"

Never knew anyone who had a pet vulture before. Yes I can definitely wait til late. I'm not after any traditional Christmas items. I don't like all that. And I come back day after Christmas for the marked down crap. I love the lotion soap baskets really smelly good things. I get em half off day after and the candy. Who hates self check out? Oh booze too. Need the booze for the holidays. There's no edit post on phone.

You guys gotta talk. Still no computer so I can't do any work plus there isn't much anyway last day before Xmas break. I'm sooooooo bored. I cleaned the work fridge. I cleaned toilets! =o Which will be more hell? Shopping tonight for groceries or tomorrow mid day? Either way I'm treating myself to lunch.

Yes little house on the prairie. Oh my you think wholesome family entertainment. There were mime rapists and people dying all over the place. One year I got Barbies for Christmas and there was a note from Santa saying she didn't make it on the sleigh but she could be picked up at the western auto store in town the next time mommy went. So the nephew will probably be fine.

My computer did go to be with his father Steve jobs I. Heaven so I'm on my phone. Auto correct gonna make me look like an embicile but here I is. I'm avoiding busy work like cleaning around the office or gathering trash. We aren't busy Anyway. I'm glad you didn't have to postpone Christmas irishmaple. I gave up many years ago trying to do any cards. I assume the chocolate was for me and I'm watching my mail. :D I enjoy toffee. Please write that down. I was a refugee from twop also but I hung out in much more demented threads than this. Lhotp <<-- those in the know will know the sickest people on the planet dwell there

You have nooooooooooooooo idea how appropos the jesus one is pertaining to my life. hilarious.

I saw someone post on facebook that they took a blind kid's cane away at school because it could be classified a weapon and gave him a pool noodle to lean on (could be internet hoax but some people are that stupid) and I've heard of kids getting into trouble with zero tolerance because of butter knives in lunch boxes. I'm from such a rural place that kids drove their trucks to school with loaded shotguns in gun racks. Obviously pre-Columbine but no one thought anything of it and every boy had at least a pocket knife if not an actual hunting knife that they carried on them.

Wow, you know how quickly we would be hauled into the counselor's office for all our whacky hijinks? We'd be having some serious psych evaluations based on the stuff we got up to as kids. The only thing my parents were ever called in about was they asked us to draw a picture of our family in kindergarden. I drew everyone, ev.reeee.one! siblings, grandparents, cousins, the dog, the cat, neice, aunts the goldfish you name it, I drew them. I did NOT draw my dad. Teacher came around and labeled everyone for you so I definitely didn't list him. Now it was very small town, people did know my parents were not divorced and daddy hadn't died or nothing (as you know Mrs. Funk was at church and most of the teachers had my sister just the year before) so they called a meeting to see if there was a nefarious reason I didn't draw pops. My explanation is this, my dad was the guy who lived in the room at the end of the hall. He worked swing shift so he sometimes slept during the day and and went to work at midnight or 4 pm not 9 to 5 like other people's dads. So he was the mean guy if you woke him up during the day and he took his meals in the bedroom etc etc. There was nothing squirrelly about the situation but to my (dimly lit) mind he lived in that room, not in our whole house. But there were serious talks about why I left my dad out of the picture. OOOPSY

The Scruples book stands out in my mind as dirtier than HH but maybe I didn't know most of the stuff she was up to?? I only remember her peeing on someone and being super grossed out. And last night I noticed our weatherman is named Weatherbee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and and I thought I was a frikkin genius when I read an article about Harper Lee that said "childhood friend's with Truman Capote" I slapped my hand down on the desk and scared the bejeebus out of my roommate and hollered "TRUMAN CAPOTE IS DILL!"