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Not a big Madonna fan? The one video did “oh father” freaked me out because im guessing it had to do with the death of her mother. They showed her mouth wired shut and that’s a very specifuc memory. amybody go through a stage of calling their parents by their first names? My mom was Nancy and she didn’t care but we called my dad George and he flipped out. But when we flipped it and called him Jorge (hor-hey) Mexican persuasion of George then he thought it was cool. (He was not Hispanic) my parents were very weird.

I watched and read every Stephen King book or movie. Clearly my mother wasn't censoring my viewing habits. My dad had very weird dividing lines between decent and indecent. We had no cable television until I was in high school. We did watch the scrambled channels for a bit where you could catch a glimpse of a boob and could hear all the dialogue. There was no Mtv so we watched Friday night videos. We were very underprivileged! We walked to this video store! Until about 12 when we started driving or had a motorcycle and yes my mom would let us go to the Post office or the video store unaccompanied. I'm really questioning my moms choices...she bought the magazine that Madonna was published nude in. She was "curious" what the fuss was about and her only takeaway was that Madonna had armpit hair. She gave the magazine to some rando standing outside the store.

Oh there is nothing redeeming for sure, and I was about 10 when i watched it. AGAIN I think with my mom!!!! It had to be after we moved becuase that was when my mom knew the rental lady and she'd let us have like 5 movies over a weekend. And we did gravitate towards horror, she had a son roughly my age and the 2 cousins were both boys. If there was an axe, alien or beast run amuck we watched it.

HEY I JUST PICK WORDS. ok fraternity. sigh And now it's killing me what this dang movie was. I swear the old guy that shows up at the end is somebody famous like Jimmy Stewart or some other geezer that maybe fell on hard times and had to do this movie for money. But I've googled Ralph Bellamy, Don Ameche The movie had to be prior to 1983. But I don't know how prior, my mom's friend ran a video rental and we got all kinds of garbage to watch. And clearly nobody was checking the ratings. Now that I'm thinking of watching these movies, like "I spit on your grave" I wasn't sneaking around, I swear I watched that with my mom! My father turned off "the Breakfast Club" because it had bad words. The nerd kid says the fucking elephant lamp didn't go on and my father turned it off right after but BUT we watched Mandingo as a family. MAN-FREEKIN-DINGO racism, nudity and boiling dudes alive is all well and good because nobody said the F word.

Boy do I vividly remember watching "I spit on your grave" holy moly. And I fully believe the only reason we got a vcr so early was that my father did see the future of porn coming down the pipeline, so to speak. After the ancient vcr made it's way to my parents bedroom I made a humongous error whilst babysitting. We had a little boy that loved this Disney tape with all the Disney songs so I put him to bed in my parents room with the "Disney" tape. I hated hearing the songs, so I plopped him down and just pushed "play" didnt check because the Disney was what was in there earlier...several minutes later I realized he wasn't singing or sleeping so I checked on him. There was a spicy tape playing and the little boy just kept making smacking noises. There was some other movie we watched very young that was borderline porn, A dude gets stranded in an old house and there's a beautiful woman who lives there and lets him stay the night. She seems rather lonely and he thinks he's hitting it off and he's gonna get lucky. During the yatchee batchee she "ages"??? Turns out she's a ghost, she done got murdered by a whole sorority of men and they turn up a car that she was buried in and her skeleton falls out. Maybe this dudes great grandfather was one of the perpetrators and she takes them all down. I'm lost on the details but there was nakeds and I do remember that.

I just googled and now he works for some group that tries to help social security. And for the life of me you can't tellme Joe Namath and George Forman needs social security money! We were very early in getting a vcr. Vcr and Microwave my dad was ahead of the curve but he must have spent $1000 in 1981(?) for our vcr. The tape popped up out of the center in a little elevator. Here's how dumb we were with the new fangled technology. We sat there taping live shows and it had a remote for pausing commercials. My mom would hit the pause and we couldn't figure out how come it didn't just skip the commercials. (or at least I was confused, perhaps they knew you only get to skip the commercials when you rewatch) That vcr lasted forever, we still had it like 12 years later and it was now in my parents bedroom and we got a smaller, cheaper with actual remote in the living room. One thing my mom recorded was the 25th anniversary of Motown where Michael Jackson moonwalked. And one day I hear my mother just ranting about indecency and how could they let that be shown on tv etc. etc. and I coudln't figure out what she was talking about and she kept saying "that girl on tv with her boob out" so we watched and didn't see what she was seeing until finally she paused it and it was Randy Jackson at the very end of the show when all the Jacksons got on stage and he had a tank top on and I guess at some pointed his nipple popped out and yes he had a fairly long-ish afro but we couldn't quite see how my mom couldn't tell that was a boy.

Ok did I go to bed at 7? What the heck was that? And how did I get the humor? I just remember he always flexed and had that huge frikkin grin. I imagine we only knew who they were because of grease but still it’s a weird blip on my radar.

Is Diesel common in the UK? I dont' know what ya'lls rules are like we do leaded, unleaded and diesel for some trucks and imports. My mom used to wake us up on either Friday or Saturdays to watch Sha-na-na. I have no idea why. Apparently I liked Bowser but did they have their own show? Was it a late night thing? We went to bed and my mom would wake us up for their 5 minutes of singing. I'm beginning to think I was incredibly weird as a child...

She was in the Zapped movie too. And I just looked up her IMDB, BJ and the Bear. I loved that too. Not one that I think holds up in retrospect.

In the battle of the heathers were you team locklear or Thomas?

I loved “the fall guy” with lee majors. Hands down one of the catchiest theme songs. I’ve never seen it in reruns. Was it good or do I just remember it that way? Also loved bionic woman. Not so much bionic man but I love the hell out of Jamie summers. This is so abstract but I frikkin loved how she pushed her hair behind her ear when she was doing the bionic listening.

Why did ladies hair so beeeeeg? That’s match game 74 hilarious If Nashville’s wife also did a triple take on this hair

I loved hr puffinstuff. Never got it. Witchy poo. I think if I’d been born in the 1600-1770’s I would have been weeded out through natural selection. I’m blind and just not smart enough to have survived. Although in 1800’s I’m one of the sturdy ladies who coulda popped a squat in the field plowing and had a kid then get up and keep plowing. Dying in childbirth not so much but dying of stupidity? Absotively .

Why did all the movies from the 40's 50's make everyone sound british? It wasn't how anyone normally talked. There were many things I never "got" until I was much older. Puff the magic dragon? way over my head. They made a couple of cartoons. And there was a tv movie "Something about Amelia" Ted Danson was the dad and Glenn Close was the mom and apparently he was sleeping with his daughter and I'm all lalala and didn't really get what all the fuss was about. Just like I didn't understand what Anne Frank's Diary was about...I'm all "yay I wanna live in an attic". The whole nazis and not surviving part went shoop right past me. I was not exactly the brightest bulb. Friend of mine told me that as a kid she thought the Sound of Music ended when they won the singing competition because her mom always turned it off before they had to hike over the mountains to switzerland.

But I love the name Marshall Willenholly. "Will" the brother, tried to pull a Cher amovend go by only 1 name "Wesley". It's a Saturday morning kids show, nah.

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Duuuuuuude, dude I loved, loved loved Land of the Lost. Bad HORRIBLE terrible assanine television. Freaking loved it. Loved the baby dinosaur she used to feed the giant strawberries to. Chakah. CHAKAH PEOPLE, CHAKAH! And I was terrified of sleestacks. hahahahahhahhfahdfhdfhadfhadkhfhsdfjhakjdfhkajdshfkjdshfjkdhf And I loved Dan Haggarty Grizzly Adams, Flipper and loved me some Randolph Mantooth from Emergency or Adam 12 or whichever thing it was. And Yes I adore James Garner.

A lot of things do hold up, regardless of technology. I like Rockford aside from all the pulling over to get to a pay phone. On Saturdays we watched Love Boat and Fantasy Island and you know those were bad. I remember watching Dallas and Falcon Crest but I think those were just what my mom was watching. When there was a Soap Opera channel I watched from the Beginning of Ryan's Hope until after Mary Ryan died (Captain Janeway for some of you) That was my mom and grandmother's "story" so I didn't necessarily remember it but it was nostalgic but I always laughed because there'd be a week straight when they kept repeating the same montage of Mary and Jack Finelli riding bikes in Central Park as their "falling in love/dating" package. Later Delia was kidnapped by a gorilla from the zoo and that went on for a week in a seriously bad monkey suit. I have a friend who constantly tells me about Law & Order episodes and tells me who the guest stars were, as if we all remember that one guy from the soap opera who played a lawyer. She insists she only knows these things because she just saw a rerun that day but come on, Law and Order been on 650 million years, who the hell can remember episodes much less guest stars??

I tried watching the Dukes of Hazard. ew no. How many times can you jump the general lee over the same gorge? And then I realized it's Scooby Doo, the same episode over and over. Some things are just dated (if not also bad) like I watched a few episodes of Charlies Angels and Rockford Files and I keep thinking "pulling over to use a pay phone?" or even if you see Thomas Magnum pick up that huge honking phone in Robin Master's car.

If 1 more person asks me for window envelopes, I'm gonna go postal. <--see what I did there? We have hit the wall on the supply chain, we have to fight for paper. We have to have 2nd and 3rd options lined up because we can't get what we order. And I never thought of how many window envelopes we go through in an average month/week but thats the hardest thing to get at this moment. We have 10,000 on back order. Somebody just called me and wants to do a mailing of 4000 window envelopes. Just shoot me.

I really liked Fannie Flagg.

I have to watch with the sound off. I do remember watching match game with my mom when I was a kid. Parts of it I think were ahead of it’s time they were fairly open about Charles Nelson Reillys toupee and being gay. They made lots of jokes that kinda flew under the radar. But then the host does voices in accents that are not cool. I know it was a different time but my eyebrows do raise

I been watching match game while working lately and miss kitty is on. Aka Amanda Blake and it’s weird for her to not have a miss kitty gown or hair. Although she still looks rather retro since it’s from 1974. Sometimes they can be quite racist. Things that flew in the 70’s can’t fly now.

My free covid tests are here! My free covid tests are here! the jerk reference.

Well for the first time in a while it’s not one dynasty against another. 2 underdogs. I might be leaning Rams on this one. Yesterday I would have said Bengals but then I saw the quote from the Bengals quarterback about his diamonds in his chain being real. Because I base my sports picks on ego. No actual skill qualifications whatsoever.