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I ran into an issue...what do I do when I'm caught up with my shows?! I dont' have a life to plug in there. The boys are done for a minute. I was all caught up on "Only Murders in the Building" so that twice this weekend I went to go look for a new episode and it was killing me that it wasn't until midnight last night. Which I did not stay up to watch. I watched "Reservation Dogs" which reminds me of my childhood. I'm the chonky white kid. ha! I am gonna go watch Thor tonight. sigh.

hahhaha now he just yelled at me for "reading" at work. I'm copying the rule book for the carmellite nuns. It went out of print in 1991, Pope John Paul II approved it himself. I have to scan every single page (215) and reformat it, make it bigger and assface just got angry that i'm "reading" so I explained no I'm not just sitting around reading the bible at work. I can't take the book apart because it's a leather bound "set" normally we'd cut the spine off and shoop shoop scan all at once. I had to get a program on my phone to photograph each page and it translates back into words so it's editable. sincerely I'll let him do it, fuck him.

The neanderthal boss has special friends and projects and somebody please just stab me in the throat. Why he has taken such a special interest in this restaurant I have no idea. But he feels compelled to do eeeeeeeverything for them. The woman and her husband were in here and he's the one suggesting what to do, such as window signs. He went to their place and measured their windows. 55 inches so he wants signs that say "burgers" " buffet" phone number and breakfast about 12" tall to go in each window. Signs to go on the door. business cards and tshirts. And every item I must literally drop anything I'm doing to do immediately. Can't give me a list and walk away he must hover. I hate every single one of his special projects. I sent a composite of the tshirt to the girl, it's going to print in gold on some shirts so I explained I can't simulate gold on the screen. I just show her in black and white but trust it will be gold when printed. He comes screaming at me "why did I tell her we can't print gold"? I said I didn't say that (and I didn't say that) On the screen I can't make it gold it will just look brown. it can't convey the metallicy-ness of gold. I won't survive the day

I’m all caught up on “the boys” and what a bummer that part 2 of stranger things is only 2 episodes! Happy 4th! Blood and guts weekend

Killed umbrella academy. And also did laundry. Very ew factor on the boys tonight. Keyword: penis!

There are 8? I got 2 to go. TONIGHT! after laundry and I really mean it this time!

So Butcher and Hughie don't have any super powers? I knocked out 2 more umbrellas and another Boys. Plus 1 episode of Bloodlands which is on the Acorn and with my beloved James Nesbitt. I LOVE PIG FINN! (I Did not get my laundry done and I went to bed much too late) I'm naughty.

I watched 4 Umbrella academies yesterday don't know if I'll kill it tonight. I have my swimming and laundry. I have to good and get my homework done before I can watch tv. :( I just started the Boys about a week ago. Zoomed through season 1, I have been hearing great things about season 3 so I'm about halfway through season 2. I gotta finish because I have so many things started and I just can't keep them straight.

Now that I got my internets back I'm watching all kinds of stuff. I did subscribe to Acorn tv so I'm watching a ton of British detective shows. I started with Foyle's war. Agatha Raisin, Queens of Mystery, chelsea Detective, Murphys Law. etc etc I also picked up the new Umbrella Academy. And I will start the new season of Only Murders in the Building on the 28th. I'm into season 2 of "the Boys". Finished 3rd season of Barry. I guess Westworld is starting up here pretty soon.

I HAVE INTERNETS! I can work and do my job and stuff. Tomorrow I’m taking my dashcam video to the insurance people so we can move along with this nonsense.

I still have no internet. Was not able to work last night. Now they have finally concluded that the terminal back to headquarters is damaged. So fixit guy who came last night could do nothing for me, a separate ticket has to go out for the terminal. So it didn't cost me any money other than one night's paycheck. I got a text saying someone is doing something so I pray I'm back up and running this evening when I get home. I need to earn my paycheck! I did run out to Sam's club and get an $8 membership, so there's that! Until June 26 you can get a membership for $8 but you have to go in person. You can't do it online.

I wasn't sure if that was where he was going or he just didn't have insurance period. I asked him with the knowledge I have why did he expect me to trust him? You gave me no insurance card, your truck is busted as hell (no judgement there my old was 16 years old) but reverse lights not working, no license plate, why would I not start being upset when you aren't forthcoming with the stuff I need? I did start to think it was a scam with the insistance on me hitting him.

I think everybody is just going cuckoo and on a hair trigger. After work I swung by MacDonalds because I had errands and was supposed to go to my water class and of course some jackhole backed into me. I wasn't flustered at first, very small scratches but he kept talking over me and then started saying I hit him. I DID NOT HIT HIM. So I said it louder. I coughed up my insurance info and he gave me his drivers license but kept going on about his wife had the insurance card. He had no license plate on his truck, he had no bumper. I do have a dash cam and sure enough dash cam shows him backing into me and also no back up lights! red lights but no white reverse lights. Yes I was angry yes I yelled at this man. Man took off. I called police. The wife did eventually send me the insurance paper but not before he took off. He kept calling me rude and ignorant because I yelled. I yelled because you kept saying I hit you when I did not. I was furious. but I got dash cam to back me up I'll drop by my insurance dude after work. sigh.

My friend Becky who made this trip with me was listening to the prison phone calls and I had said something along the lines of once upon a time my mom wanted me to write a book and I said all our stories are just pathetic, we are losers there are no life lessons other than don't be like us. They may be interesting but I got no happy endings to my stories.

next night, Zac Brown band FANTASTIC. FANDIBULOUS! Number 1? DID NOT RAIN. Well it rained before the show like 5 oclock so it got it out of it's system, that cooled everything off and made it less humid. We were at Truist park, home of the braves. He opened wearing a world series ring. It was a damn good show. He sang 9 to 5 from Dolly Parton! You know what I love? escalators, lord have mercy I climbed so many steps this weekend but truist park has some lovely escalators to the nose bleed seats and then to get out ramps, lovely ramps although it sure seems like a lot, we kept winding and winding and winding down but I guess it's 4 ramps per floor and we were third tier (which were not bad seats) but god bless not having to climb all that. Next day we went to museums and a brazilian steak house. before I left town sunday I went to Wahlburgers. Just to try it, it was good. I got a salmon salad with mexican street corn and cojita cheese it was very good but maybe not $15 good. but I'm on vacation and I literally flushed money down a river for alison Krauss, they postponed it so they'll reschedule but I'm guessing the new dates won't work for me and I don't live in atlanta so refund. It was a good effort. we made our uber driver's night he had a rented tesla, rented from uber you can't drive a rental as an uber. As we entered I asked was he "Anthony? not a rapist?" and he laughed and we apologized for being drowned rats. Then we entertained him with our stories from the evening. Then we are so dumb we don't even know how to open doors, (Teslas are weird yo) I kept getting these "spam" calls some random number from Casa Grande Arizona and I kept muting them and blocked them. I was like " my god these are the most persistent telemarketers ever." Literally 7 times a day or 5 minutes apart, I probably had 21 calls...it was my prison niece. She got moved to a new place. somebody had to text me to let me know to pick up. I felt real dumb. (yes she got in trouble) she was headed out to her "job" something with water...turning off pipes who knows. The guard stopped her and asked her name, she responded. She asked again, she repteaded first and last name. She answered like 4 times and finally said "you don't have to talk to me like that" that obviously pissed off the guard. next thing she's all F you to the guard which you DO NOT DO. Shes up against a wall and now shipped off to this place because they don't have solitary where she was. sigh. It may be worse than she lets on but we'll see.

Well we got rained out. Robert plant and Alison krauss. They got about 4 songs in and someone came on stage to evacuate us. It’s an outdoor venue and lightning was threatened. So we stood around for about an hour. I did have the forethought to buy a rain poncho, hat and umbrella. So I stood in the downpour while others hunkered under awnings. Clearly they were not coming back out to finish. Called an Uber. Magical dude named Anthony came and saved us from drownding. It was an ankle deep river coming down the hill at us as we climbed to where the Uber pickup stand was. Glory be he was driving a Tesla! I told dude I’m so sorry I’m getting your back seat all wet and not in a good way. Omg sincerely there were sooooooo many women at this concert in sun dresses and no bra! One girl….I shit you not literary just had her tiddies bound up in like a pashmina shawl. And she had on the shortest booty shorts! We saw her cheeks peeking out and I swear there was not even enough “shorts” to provide a thong. I was like girl gone need a tetitnus shot in her hoodyhaw from sitting on metal chairs!!!! I wanted desperately to see her once the rain came down. Oh oh oh and right before the concert started a woman right in front of us had some kind of seizure. I’m looking at her and her head was back and she was super white. Mouth hanging open as soon as I said “is she having a seizure?” About 4 people leaped up one lady seemed to be medically inclined. One dude ran for security and security summoned medics. I was actually impressed with humanity..they sprang into action to help. She was coming around as medics arrived and seemed alert but they did escort her to medical tent or whatever. The lady kinda commented “she is high” so perhaps she took something. So I have had an eventful day!

oh yay! I just saw they have new emoji

My sister sent me a text, has not been in contact since Nov 22...to tell me her friends mom died. I laughed (not because the lady died) because she didn't bother to tell me our own sister died but rando's mom was a hot topic. Also my modem died. I've had no internet since Saturday afternoon, they tell me my box was damaged by lightning but I was sitting right there, the power went out, no more major than any other power flickerage but tv came back, computer came back modem kept blinking red. All of them plugged into surge protector. I insisted it did not get damaged but eventually told them go ahead and send the modem. IT's still red so I guess I was wrong. but dang do you know how hard it is to live without wifi these days? I can't even watch tv. My remote died several years ago and I've been using an app on my phone...can't do that so cant' watch my sling or hulu or netflix. I HAVE TO WATCH REGULAR BROADCAST TV...THE HORROR!

I didn't watch any of the Jubilee but the recaps on the news I saw a projection in the carriage and Louis misbehaving and being sassy to his mother Kate. I laughed. I'm getting my steps in today. Colating these graduation programs, up/down up/down back and forth. if there's 5000 programs I'm sure I'm up at least a dozen times per thousand. We are 2 days ahead (graduation Friday) and they were harassing us this morning could they get any today? Then they came and picked up 300 ish so they can be doing stuff over at the convention center. Oi vey

It’s cuz you tried to shag the queen isn’t it?

Happy Jubileeing! You know she's single now you can swoop in and wine and dine her and get in the will, take over the whole business.

It was underpaid then and underpaid now. My fault, this guy was my friend and offered me a job when I desperately needed one. Didn't know he was a cheap bastard. Got job 1 done for the lady and the ALL-DACITY she calls me at 3 "oh we sent the wrong flyer the other day can we get 300 of those reprinted?" Oh sweet jesus on a cracker. And this stupid "festival" is taking place in my back yard. My house sits behind a big park and they gonna have food trucks and bouncy houses and raffle prizes etc. I feel like I should be getting some free stuff.

Day 1 of "my boss is out of town" one of the graduation programs has not been finalized. On the 31st he sent an email giving her the deadline. No response. I check with her and she whines that she's been working soooooooooooo hard on it and positively by the end of the day she'll have me the changes. Which means it can't hit a press until Monday. It's due thursday. Then there's a car dealership and we did them 50 signs for the "festival" tomorrow. It's 12:30 and she says she needs 1000 tri fold brochures for the event. ....I do not have artwork. Between 1 and 4 I'm supposed to print 1000 and get them folded. (the dudes in the back are currently folding other graduation programs) so me and an 83 year old lady will tackle trying to hand fold 1000 brochures. I predict great things for this vacation!

If we had an HR I'd def complain but we don't. IT's a family owned business. I've been here 11 years and never once had a raise. (My boss can vacation in ITaly but I can't get a raise in 10 years) I'm trying to phase out, go full time with the other job but I'm not sure how steady it is. They just fired several because we are "overstaffed". Anybody wanna hit the lottery for me? I won't need a lot. :D

I saw the Top Gun, begrudgingly it was good. I'm still firmly in the camp of Maverick killed Goose. But he showed some humility. It was good.