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I know the thing I never liked about guacamole when I was a kid was cilantro. I love a good guac NOOOOO CILANTRO! I will have to look for the Hairy Bikers because I like a cook not a chef, just something tasty and for bob's sake don't pretty up the plate like 2 tiny carrots a couple peas and then drizzle a sauce or a damn decorative flower. Put some damn food on the plate and it will be pretty. none of this art crap

Oh I do love an avocado, I love guac, I love it on a blt. usually yes the small ones. I didn't think it was a huge thing for british people and it struck me odd with 87 year old Mary Berry but then again I think a lot of things british are weird. Like when I've watched the great british bake off I'm thinking the average Britain cannot possibly know how to make all those cakes. And ya'll sure do love a tourine, pack some meat into a loaf pan in layers and put it inside a pastry crust. I used to love to watch The "Two Fat Ladies" cooking show where they would zip off on a side car motorcycle and kept saying they never washed their hands because the germs make you healthier. Either my taste buds have gone on a bender in my old age or here's something bizarre I love ...avocado with grapefruit. I had one of those meal plans once upon a time and there was a salad with quinoa, pickled onions and grapfruit and avocado. You think it's odd but tasty

Are avocados a thing for british people? I watched some Mary Berry show (not great bakeoff) and she made up some smoked trout thing with an avocado crema and I was thinking it looked like a california avocado. The small ones. I know they grow other places but they're the big ones. I like the smaller (california/mexico) ones better but how much of a thing is that for britain? I looked her up and she's 87 I can't imagine she was making that at 22. But maybe I'm wrong?

Pill one time I took a mucinex that had expired 6 years earlier and I'm still alive.

I was meaning I took some penicillan from like a year ago. to see if it will help with my gall bladder issue. I'm still tryng to work out seeing my doctor.

Do any of you do this? I would never do this, no never. I (someone not me) found penicillin from previous.

I'm not saying 2 chicks should just get over it and chalk it up to the man but I think it was not his only rodeo. She says she misses my sister and was quite upset to hear she died. She goes to visit my mom's grave and my sister has the plot next to my mom. (she's not in it yet because people keep being in prison so I can't have a funeral) We are super classy right?

I guess I'm better, just hanging out til I die. I guess. Wanna talk about an awkward conversation? I got a message from my eldest sisters bff. Like they went back to preschool together. They called them Yogi and BooBoo because Cindy was super short. Well 20 years ago something happened. They haven't spoken. My sister never told me, my niece kinda told me but I didn't really believe her. Apparently my sister done slept with her husband. which is a no no. Apparently everybody has found god and forgiveness etc cuz she doesn't seem to be coming with any malice. She was asking about my parents, they have a memorial page for the company both parents worked for so she added them and even added my sister. For a woman that's 4'9" ish she was always very mean when I was a kid. Can't say I really liked her or my sister they were just mean adults. Perspective is everything but there's like 25-30 years worth of history to cover.

I can never see emojies on here. I have an iphone. Went home early yesterday, not feeling great. I hope that today I just don't feel well because I haven't had anything to eat. blah. I think I'm having gall bladder issues. Stopped throwing up and I thought I was sore from heaving but it's not going away. Contemplating leaving early today for a doctor visit. This is my self diagnosis from web md. I aint got time for this

Maybe you're a super soldier now? ...maybe this is the walking dead virus and we all have it just we don't know it until we are reanimated when we die.

Feel better soon.

It made me think her mother was schizophrenic BECAUSE Nadia jumped into her body while she was pregnant and she was losing her dang mind.

His entire acting style was removing glasses. I tried "Outer Range" which is Josh Brolin weird creepy sci-fi western. He's a ranch owner with a black hole on his land. Mystery dimension. Lili Taylor plays his wife. I tuned in to this for 2 things Lili and the dude who played David's boyfriend on Schitt's Creek. I watched 2 eps it was ok, I'll see where the black hole leads. (it's like Yellowstone minus Kevin Costner!, plus weird hole in the ground mystery)

I wouldn't even watch NYPD Blue until after he left. I remember they used to mock him mercilously on TWoP for the removing glasses on CSI Miami and whatever proclamation he made. It was a meme before memes were a thing. Other people I have irrational hate for: Kevin Costner, which is shocking because I have been trying to watch Yellowstone. Every second of every scene he's in I just want him to die. People die all the time and they even gave him cancer but dadgummit he survives.

I never watched it, I always had a tremendous loathing for David Caruso so I'll believe you. I did like CSI New York and I'm one of a very few.

Where will we be visiting and what are you bringing me back? I cannot comment on anybody's aging. I thought I was doing good. Until I wasnt. hahaha Went to see "Everything, Everywhere All at Once" dudes and dudettes, it broke my brain. It has some of the silliest, stupidest stuff known to man and yet its frigging brilliant. I can't even begin to imagine what anyone reading this script could have imagined, this could have gone so wrong and yet it's so right. Kung Fu fight with a fanny pack. Butt plugs, raccoons, bagels. There are no spoilers in there because nothing makes sense whatsoever and yet it all makes sense.

That’s what I say every year. I ate the Easter bunny. so this morning dude came in my shop. I’m thinking this dude looks a LOT like Ty Pennington. Only not annoying. Not manic. He was trying to blow up some retro target posters. Like from the 70’s. A mafia guy a lady and a dog. I’m guessing for training you were supposed to hit the mafia guy and not hit the dog or the lady. So we can’t scan his originals but I gave him my old boss’ number. Then I text my boss and said I sent a Ty Pennington look alike to him. He said “oh yeah just talked to him. That was Ty Pennington.” So he does have a house here he’s renovating. Still dunno why the target practice posters unless he’s gonna use them as “art”?

How was errbody's zombie jesus day? I made meatloaf. I want to see "Everything, Everywhere, All at Once" I think I'll go tomorrow. It's got Data from The Goonies! I think I love him more than anything in the entire world at the moment. Guess who was just in my office? pseudo celebrity.

I remembered Emma stone was in it. Just googled it and there were a TON of people in it. Went to see David sedaris tonight. That was fun. That’s my getting out of the house for a while.

I think I remember drive. Was it a cross country road race? Anyone remember Earth 2?

I have done the opposite, if a user name I liked, maybe kind of an inside joke...I assume I'm gonna like that person, if they then start being cuckoo.. well then. What are some cult favorite shows you love that got cancelled? I'm famous for this, I love these shows that have zero hope of making it because they're just too out there. I loved Firefly 15 episodes. That's relatively well known. Wish Joss Whedon hadn't turned out to be a putz. Another one I love is Keen Eddie. Now this one very few have heard of. 2003 ish Mark Valley and Sienna Miller. It's like a half british show. This Boston cop screws some kind of international drug bust up and as his punishment he gets sent to England and he rents an apartment which is currently occupied by Sienna Miller. It's her parents flat and she hasn't told them she got kicked out of school so they come up with some kind of sharing agreement. Hijinks ensue. Anywho obviously he rubs everyone the wrong way as a "Yank" I love his partner though, Julian Rhind-Tutt. Basically I love absolutely every single thing about this show and only 4 actually aired. One of the episodes is about a champion race horse ...thieves decide to steal it's sperm to propigate new champion horses. However, they do not have the means to procure the semen. So they hire a prostitute...they show nothing...but the implied idea was you know...anywho the horse keels over dead! So then more hijinks. They yanked it off the air after the horse episode. But I'm telling you it's absolute perfection, I loved it soooooo much.

More likely it was a Little House on the Prairie thing that did it for me. Although I am not above poop jokes.

Yes. But ghost story has full frontal nudity. So clearly that wins. (I was under 10 when I saw this) prolly why I holler about LIW poo in church. I’m insane in the membrane

I THINK I REMEMBERED THE HORROR MOVIE. Where the Frat bros killed a girl. Fred Frikkin Astaire was in it! and John Houseman. "Ghost Story" from 1981. And Alice Krige is the chick they murdered, who was also famously in Sleepwalkers where they were cats and she had an incestuous relationship with her son.

Very bizarre dream this weekend. woke me up laughing. I dreamed that I was in Sunday school and some girl used the analogy "I'm sure Laura Ingalls Wilder only pooped about 50 times a year" which apparently I couldn't think of a response for until later in actual church service. I turned around to whisper to this woman "I'm pretty sure LIW actually pooped more than 50x a year" unbeknownst to me some lady that normally sat there had a microphone wired to her pew because she felt like she needed to be heard during the singing. so basically I shouted throughout the church about Laura Ingalls Wilders pooping habits. I wish I could explain this, I haven't the foggiest Idea where my brain goes.