nachomama

I have a friend who likes things more rare than restaurants are willing to do. There are *symbols stating "eating raw or uncooked foods blah blah" and he wants his burger rarer than they feel is safe. I'm kind of a medium rare. Tomorrow embarks my most difficult 2 weeks to date. My "good" boss is going to Italy from June 3 to the 13th so that leaves neanderthal boy in charge and it's graduation season. We have all the graduation programs in and fired up on the plate maker. If all goes well all he gotta do is print them and we collate and finish. There are 8,000 due on one day. Some are due on the 10th others are not due until the 18th. but if anything goes wrong...lord help us all. They are notorious for last minute changes "oh we forgot the key note speaker! We forgot the entire nursing department" supposedly all care has been taken that these things will not happen. but it's up to me for all changes that may take place. Neanderthal cannot do what I do (nor can I do what he does) but he insists I'm too stupid to live and that everything that comes out of my mouth is a lie. (just because you don't agree with my words doesn't mean they are a lie) He threatens me on the regular "JUST DO WHAT I SAY OR GO HOME THOSE ARE THE CHOICES" but so help me bob if he does it while his brother is gone I will walk and good luck getting your shit done then buddy. Over the weekend everything got erased off the plate maker server and had to be re-sent back. If that happens again we are screwed. That's why I'm taking my mini vacation from the 16-19, I'm sure I will need plenty of wind down time. Going to Atlanta to see Alison Krause and Zack Brown band.

Happy Memorial day. I watched Stranger Things 4 and made the error of watching "Mare of Easttown". Don't get me wrong it's very good but Lord have mercy it's depressing. Give me a gorgon monster!

celery has no taste! it only has stringy bits. We can grow a watermelon without seeds but we can't get rid of the strings on celery? Although Raisins are an abomination as well. I might also still be traumatized by the sauteed celery from my aunt. but celery is useless. If you order wings do you eat the celery or carrots? I'm guessing they're supposed to cool down your mouth if they're hot wings but no one eats the dingdang celery!

ants on a log is where you put peanut butter on celery and then raisins, the ants are the raisins. It's an abomination! they call it a "treat" for kids. NOPE not gone do it. disgusting.

If Amy is Autumn does she have a cell phone to the future? How is she calling rebecca to give her money?

celery and cucumbers are useless foods to me. Watermelon technically also contains nothing but at least it's tasty. I hate celery. What is this ants on a log thing? IT's bullshit is what it is. Pretending celery is fun. No way jose

I used to hate basil and specifically pesto. But I had to issue a formal apology to pesto. Still don't like it in heaping amounts but a little pesto stirred into a sauce I enjoy. I had an aunt who made pesto from scratch and would eat spoonfuls. blergh. Maybe she just had shitty pesto? She was an odd woman. While I stayed with them in Seattle, in high school, we had all kinds of weird stuff. I ate shark which not super weird, not something you were not getting in New Mexico on the regular. One night she starts making hamburger patties and I think we are going to having something normal for dinner. AU CONTRAIRE MON FRERE! She carmellized some onions and chopped a stalk of celery. I shit you not she stir fried the celery. That was it, the whole "side veg" celery in butter. She cooked the hamburger patties maybe 2 minutes on each side and put the carmellized onions on top. Raw hamburger patties with celery on the side. Is this a thing???! I want a steak medium rare, I'm great with pink. I'll take a pink burger. She barely browned it on top!

Oh, eggs specifically runny eggs. When I see cooking shows and they put a sunny side egg on a burger or something and then cut into the yolk. Totally barf inducing. NOPE I can eat scrambled eggs but they must have enough cheese and salsa and whatever else is handy so they do not taste like eggs. I'll take an olive, I tend to like tart/sour things. I want a crisp tart apple I DO NOT want a red pithy apple. I get real mad if I go to a diner/deli where you get a pickle with your sandwich and they don't give me my pickle. GIVE ME THE PICKLE. Speaking of I went to sonic because they have a pickle burger, it's got fried pickles on it. It was aiight. no big whoop.

in no particular order things I shall never eat bananas, cilantro, bell peppers, apricots, black eyed peas, sweet potatoes I've come a long way, as a child I wouldn't eat avocadoes, shrimp or mushrooms and all three are among my favorites. I did say "hey adult pallette, perhaps you should give these things another try" and so I ate a banana each day for breakfast until I barfed on Thursday and so I was convinced bananas are not my thing. I've watched some Jaime Oliver, I watched Nigella. There was a show very briefly about a pub guy/pub food. Don't care for Gordon Ramsay. Still haven't started my acorn tv subscription. I think I'm one of those Britain-o-philes.

I know the thing I never liked about guacamole when I was a kid was cilantro. I love a good guac NOOOOO CILANTRO! I will have to look for the Hairy Bikers because I like a cook not a chef, just something tasty and for bob's sake don't pretty up the plate like 2 tiny carrots a couple peas and then drizzle a sauce or a damn decorative flower. Put some damn food on the plate and it will be pretty. none of this art crap

Oh I do love an avocado, I love guac, I love it on a blt. usually yes the small ones. I didn't think it was a huge thing for british people and it struck me odd with 87 year old Mary Berry but then again I think a lot of things british are weird. Like when I've watched the great british bake off I'm thinking the average Britain cannot possibly know how to make all those cakes. And ya'll sure do love a tourine, pack some meat into a loaf pan in layers and put it inside a pastry crust. I used to love to watch The "Two Fat Ladies" cooking show where they would zip off on a side car motorcycle and kept saying they never washed their hands because the germs make you healthier. Either my taste buds have gone on a bender in my old age or here's something bizarre I love ...avocado with grapefruit. I had one of those meal plans once upon a time and there was a salad with quinoa, pickled onions and grapfruit and avocado. You think it's odd but tasty

Are avocados a thing for british people? I watched some Mary Berry show (not great bakeoff) and she made up some smoked trout thing with an avocado crema and I was thinking it looked like a california avocado. The small ones. I know they grow other places but they're the big ones. I like the smaller (california/mexico) ones better but how much of a thing is that for britain? I looked her up and she's 87 I can't imagine she was making that at 22. But maybe I'm wrong?

Pill one time I took a mucinex that had expired 6 years earlier and I'm still alive.

I was meaning I took some penicillan from like a year ago. to see if it will help with my gall bladder issue. I'm still tryng to work out seeing my doctor.

Do any of you do this? I would never do this, no never. I (someone not me) found penicillin from previous.

I'm not saying 2 chicks should just get over it and chalk it up to the man but I think it was not his only rodeo. She says she misses my sister and was quite upset to hear she died. She goes to visit my mom's grave and my sister has the plot next to my mom. (she's not in it yet because people keep being in prison so I can't have a funeral) We are super classy right?

I guess I'm better, just hanging out til I die. I guess. Wanna talk about an awkward conversation? I got a message from my eldest sisters bff. Like they went back to preschool together. They called them Yogi and BooBoo because Cindy was super short. Well 20 years ago something happened. They haven't spoken. My sister never told me, my niece kinda told me but I didn't really believe her. Apparently my sister done slept with her husband. which is a no no. Apparently everybody has found god and forgiveness etc cuz she doesn't seem to be coming with any malice. She was asking about my parents, they have a memorial page for the company both parents worked for so she added them and even added my sister. For a woman that's 4'9" ish she was always very mean when I was a kid. Can't say I really liked her or my sister they were just mean adults. Perspective is everything but there's like 25-30 years worth of history to cover.

I can never see emojies on here. I have an iphone. Went home early yesterday, not feeling great. I hope that today I just don't feel well because I haven't had anything to eat. blah. I think I'm having gall bladder issues. Stopped throwing up and I thought I was sore from heaving but it's not going away. Contemplating leaving early today for a doctor visit. This is my self diagnosis from web md. I aint got time for this

Maybe you're a super soldier now? ...maybe this is the walking dead virus and we all have it just we don't know it until we are reanimated when we die.

Feel better soon.

It made me think her mother was schizophrenic BECAUSE Nadia jumped into her body while she was pregnant and she was losing her dang mind.

His entire acting style was removing glasses. I tried "Outer Range" which is Josh Brolin weird creepy sci-fi western. He's a ranch owner with a black hole on his land. Mystery dimension. Lili Taylor plays his wife. I tuned in to this for 2 things Lili and the dude who played David's boyfriend on Schitt's Creek. I watched 2 eps it was ok, I'll see where the black hole leads. (it's like Yellowstone minus Kevin Costner!, plus weird hole in the ground mystery)

I wouldn't even watch NYPD Blue until after he left. I remember they used to mock him mercilously on TWoP for the removing glasses on CSI Miami and whatever proclamation he made. It was a meme before memes were a thing. Other people I have irrational hate for: Kevin Costner, which is shocking because I have been trying to watch Yellowstone. Every second of every scene he's in I just want him to die. People die all the time and they even gave him cancer but dadgummit he survives.

I never watched it, I always had a tremendous loathing for David Caruso so I'll believe you. I did like CSI New York and I'm one of a very few.

Where will we be visiting and what are you bringing me back? I cannot comment on anybody's aging. I thought I was doing good. Until I wasnt. hahaha Went to see "Everything, Everywhere All at Once" dudes and dudettes, it broke my brain. It has some of the silliest, stupidest stuff known to man and yet its frigging brilliant. I can't even begin to imagine what anyone reading this script could have imagined, this could have gone so wrong and yet it's so right. Kung Fu fight with a fanny pack. Butt plugs, raccoons, bagels. There are no spoilers in there because nothing makes sense whatsoever and yet it all makes sense.