nachomama

I made a near fatal error the other day. I accidently friended my sister on Facebook and sweet Jesus on a cracker I’ve wanted to blow my brains out every day since. I would have undone it immediately but she accepted so couldn’t back out. Muted her but she still manages to piss me off. She claims that she is not going to pay for her cell phone in June and thus no more social media but it can’t happen fast enough for me.

I was just thinking the other day that the spin-off was coming up next month and no Maggie in sight. Glad you’re not a walker

I survived! My boss had Covid while I was out so I came back to all my work. Rude I was hoping to dump a bunch of this on him. I also didn’t get paid before I left because he was going to get checked.

Yes vpn but they do all that. hopefully you get a nice long rest once the move is over. next week I’m off to New Mexico. Supposedly high school reunion but it’s 3 years late due to pandemic.

Part of me wants to sell my house leave all my stuff and buy a 5th wheel. It comes with anything I need. Maybe I’d have to get washer dryer. But couch bed tv etc. I could technically do the remote working thing from anywhere. Although I can’t use Wi-Fi only. I have to be wired in and I don’t know if thats doable. I could get one for a third of what a house would cost. But then no house payment. Footloose and fancy free. But guess what? I also suck at actually doing things like setting up (sincerely do not want to leaning anything about gray black tanks etc)

Moving does suck. Have you considered setting everything on fire and just getting new stuff?

Fabulous! yesterday i noticed a fuzzy “thing” on a stoop next to our front door at work. I gathered it might be a bat but I didn’t want to disturb it. Wasn’t sure if he was dead or napping. Had Ricky go poke him today with a stick and tried to put him in a tree. He just opened his wings and tucked back in for nap. I called a wildlife place and they said he might be in “tupor?” Like came out of hibernation too early so he’s lethargic. Could also be sick. She said don’t bother him and if he still ain’t moving by tomorrow they’ll come get him. I don’t want him to die. He’s kinda cute

I’m watching “holding” on acorn. Sister George Michael is a murder suspect. I wish I could watch the great pottery throw down because I would do pretty much anything for her at this point.

Sincerely we used to love going to my grandmas and getting ice out of her refrigerator. MY GRANDMA! That was frikking 1980 and I didn’t have an ice maker til 2010! I had to put a dishwasher in my house and the plumber guy came yesterday and where I’d been afraid my plumbing wasn’t up to code he told ns the way it’s wired he would be fined $150,000 if he did it that way today. The guy cut a hole in my counter top and ran the cord up through to plug into the wall above. But he apparently spliced an extension Cord head onto the plug that comes with the dishwasher. I knew it was ugly and those house hunter people would think I’m tacky as hell but I didn’t think it was dangerous. So rewriting that would cost more than the plumbing.

That’s fantastic. I look at listings and watch house hunters and people whine about closets and I look at my 60 year old kitchen and I wouldn’t even know what to do with myself if I had counter space, cabinet space or a fancy kitchen island. I’m happy if I get my durn sink fixed! Up until 10 years ago I never even had an ice maker in my fridge! Much less in the door that crushed ice or hooked up to Wi-Fi! I did have an ice maker for a while but it died and I’m back to flintstones fridge again. where I have entered the modern age is my car. I’ve realized through the murdaugh trial that if I wanted to be a serial killer I should a done it before I got a fancy computer age car. Now I can be tracked by the millimeter. If I walk by my car with key fob my computer catches it. Put it in park or reverse it makes a note. My crime-ing days are over :(

New house? Downsizing upsizing? Now that I’m getting my house fixed up I’m looking to sell here in the next few years. Got a plumber coming today.

I know a couple people from Pennsylvania and they’re just weird. But yes they were saying win or lose Philly is tearing up the whole city. I’m still down my rabbit hole of British police dramas. Stayed up til 4 am finishing happy valley. About finished Foyles war. Why do the British people like a 2 hour drama? I can’t binge it as good if it’s 2 hours.

I don’t even know how you’d take it in there at the venue. I could only follow because they televised it. And the camera followed her. I know they have jumbo tron but I ignored the white suit guys. I was rooting for chiefs but not any particular reason.

And in some instances she didn’t bother to try to match lip syncing. At first I thought she seemed tired then I was like oh yeah she’s pregnant. So no leaping about.

How do they do this to me??? I was going to watch 1 ep of season 3 and I sat there and watched all of it until 4 in the morning. Half the time I just wanted to beat “our Ryan” because he’s so stupid and hard headed. And then he turns it around. I will buy you the ticket Catherine! Get in your Range Rover and go!

How bout that Rihanna concert?

I’m Mostly listening to the murdaugh trial. I’ve got it on my phone live stream but can really only listen. Peek once in a while but they aren’t showing any evidence so that works. My friend is a court reporter not THE court reporter. She mostly does civil depositions. Travels all around south Carlina. Used to do a lot of work for the firm murdaugh used to work for. Knows all the players. She doesn’t have Inside knowledge per se but more than us spectators. my biggest impression is that this trial is a parody of my cousin Vinny. Or my cousin Vinny could be a parody of this. With all the southern accents and tire track speculations.

I did think it gave us a nice setup. Built the characters. We were just Kinda guessing with Rick when he woke up from his coma. I started watching it because of Liana Mormont. Aka Bella Ramsey. I liked her in game of thrones. I broke everything in my house his weekend. A surge protector fried. I heard snap crackle and went to inspect and my converter had melted into the surge protector. So I ran to the living room to steal another surge protector. Unplugging all tv/dvr items. So that was a monstrous pita to put back together. And I neglected to notice I also unplugged mini fridge which I keep drinks in. So walked through later and it was all wet on the floor and couldn’t figure out why. I thought it was just broken because why would I have it plugged in all the way over there? Why? Because everything is garbage. I have no grounded plugs in my house and so everything is plugged into 3-4 surge protectors.

I started watching “The last of us” am I just a weird zombie watcher?? It’s not like I was groomed by “night of the living dead” movies. I’m sure I watched them but I’m not obsessive about them. Why do I watch still the zombie shows?? Sometimes I’m concerned how weird I am.

The grate is to keep out the gremlins. But it’s removable. I do have possums in the neighborhood and you don’t want them under your house. He has since released the grate but I wasn’t sure why he buckled it in like that.

I was so confused by this. This is the crawl space to get under my house. Any plumbing work you gotta go through here. Why he trap it?

Do people who work on commission get a salary? If you’re a car salesman and you sell none then guy got no paycheck? Real estate agents don’t get paid unless they sell. I got my property taxes lowered. Or frozen whatever you call it. And good thing because neighbor went up for sale and she’s listed at $375k so that would skyrocket me next year. But if I finish my sprucing you and get my plumbing fixed maybe it means I could sell in a year or 2 for like $300k!

Do you tip on the total or the before tax amount? I’ve always tipped on the total. Here’s my math. If the bill is 46.72 10% Is $4.70. I double. If it’s $9.40 then I just round up. I have new windows! And shortly new siding. And a fixed porch and repaired shed. I do not like people in and around my house so it’s annoying. All my windows were previously painted shut. And super old. So maybe better utility bills plus just not so run down looking.

Oh hahahaha that’s gloriously funny. Minimum wage here is $7.25 an hour. And wait staff do not get that. I wanna say it’s something like $2.35 so yes indeed they require the tips to survive. Yes $40 on a $200 dinner is steep. Granted I’ll never have a $200 dinner. with tips, being a server is Like being paid on commission except the commission is not guaranteed. I think it would be interesting to see if restaurants wanted to tally up and give the servers 10-20% of what they serve in a night. Then see if they’d rather pay minimum wage.

Church is weird. These were united Methodists so very liberal church. They did communion and when we (baptists) did it that just passed around a little gray if juice and a cracked. You had to line up and dude tore off chunks of bread. Pandemic times made me scream internally. Then you go kneel around the altar to eat your little snack. I was very much a no on that. I never knew if I was standing or sitting. I think I’ll just go to hell. It seems easier.