FlowerofCarnage

Someone said that Amber is trying her hardest to imitate the mom from Beetlejuice with her swatches and now I can't unsee it! Poor Bentley. The sex talk especially the mechanics of it has to be addressed especially if he is going to a religious school but not on TV. Was that a rare moment of Ryan not being high as a kite? I don't think we've seen him this animated and engaged in years! Ryder continues to be so adorable.

Ryan has gone full hobo! Boy did he look rough! I want to be in Cheyenne's family. Everyone is just so pretty, put together and always having a party.

I could have gone without that visual reminder that Cate is dehydrated. Ryan and Mack continue to be dumpster juice!

I can't with Sargeant Sloth. Sounds like Bentley has had enough of Ryan's shit and is over it. Ryan isn't going to put in the effort to see Bentley so it's time to stop forcing a relationship.

Maci needs to quit the show for Bentley's sake but that will trigger Ryan because his source of drug money...I mean income will dry up!

Maci is so foul for allowing what was discussed in Bentley's therapy session to be aired on TV. Stevie Wonder can see how Bentley feels about Ryan, we didn't need to see it discussed. Jen and Larry are full of shit with Ryan and his so-called triggers. It's not Maci's faul you raised a man-baby with no coping skills!

The lack of blending drove me crazy. Also, I can't with all these shinny, glam faces and dull arms that look like then Sunday comics! Everyone in Jade's segment was higher than Mt. Everest!

I bet Jo and Vee burn sage right after Kail leaves their home!

Someone commented that Lurch looks like a slave catcher.

Creed is a fussy baby because he realizes the shitty situation he's been born into.

Reddit has several threads dedicated to Pupgate! Allegedly, the owner has come forward and trying go get the dog back but the Greasons won't cooperate. Also, it's highly speculated that the dog just didn't wonder on to their property and they have ever intent to sell those puppies.

I wonder if Jade knew the difference but didn't want to correct her client on camera? I think Issa will survive not seeing his brothers for another week. But it was totally ok for him to not see his sister for damn near a month because she wanted to galavant around Hawaii with Chris?

Kail flew to Texas for Thanksgiving but didn't want to go to a lab for a blood test or hospital to give birth.

Go Isaac! https://www.instagram.com/p/CH28pC2jyY9/?igshid=s73e5e607ecf

The cleaned Edible up for once.

Define "done me dirty"? Lol

Jo, Vee and Javi are smart enough to know that the only thing to say to Kail regarding her pregnancy is , "Congratulations!"

I really want to know what the hell Yazan gets out of this back and forth with Brittany?

What's up with Entombed's wig? Kaiser shouldn't even know who Jason Vorhees is let alone dress up like home for Halloween.

Hulk's gonna smash! Crazy and he had to sit there and take it because the minute he put his hands on her in defense, she would have went full Karen and had him arrested.

Maybe..maybe not

That scene with Isaac having to explain his mother's relationship status toinc was so cringe. Linc and Issac should only know Chris as Lux's father because Kail has never been in a stable relationship with him. Is Jade the only person in her immediate circle who doesn't have a substance abuse problem?

Kail spent several thousands of dollars to be near someone who has a history of being inconsistent and is surprised that person continues to be inconsistent. Good luck trying to unload that outdated McMansion. Jade needs to throw her parents shit out on the porch and change the locks. OMG, the empty food containers and bowls with God knows what growing in them....YUCK! You just know their room stinks to high heaven! Is Adam not allowed to contact Aubree directly? What's is wrong with her having his number? Does Devlin's mom have issue with being filmed? Mental issues? That was so petty to sit in the car, not even come to see Nova.

So, looks like Lauren took Eli and is back with her family in Maine. She also blocked Javi on Instagram and deleted all pics of him. I doubt the separation is permanent.

Lauren isn't going anywhere so Kail just needs to quit it. Lauren knows Kail hates her guts and this is Kail's third attempt to expose Javi's dirty dog ways on camera. Obviously, she doesn't believe it or she doesn't care. Also, I find it funny that Kail has not nipped Javi's request for sex in the bud.... unless she is honoring those request??? If I were Jade, I'd get a PO Box to make sure none of my mail and especially mai containing financial documents goes to the house. A family of drug-addicted moochers, you have to protect yourself. .