FlowerofCarnage

If Ensley is safely removed, I hope she doesn't end up with Barb. Barb is no spring chicken and shouldn't be saddled with another grandchild, especially a toddler who is suspected to have developmental issues.

The part of me that watches too many movies and ID Channel , hopes Maryssa realizes this won't end well and decides to make a break for it(with Ensley in tow) when those two are distracted or asleep.

Given how all signs point to them being broke, Kaiser is just an extra month to feed at this point. I wouldn't be shocked if Jenelle actively worked to not get him back!

I bet you he had her put his name on all of her accounts within a week of him moving in with her.

And if it really was about the schools, she would just buy a home in the area. Why wait to build a home when you can buy one and have your children take advantage of the education opportunities ASAP? Does anyone remember when talk of this custom new home first hit and Kail talked about having his and her bathrooms? No talk 9f school quality then. http://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2019/05/10/teen-mom-2-star-kail-lowry-explains-why-she-gets-along-with-jo-riveras-wife-vee-torres-but-not-javi-marroquins-baby-mama-lauren-comeau/ What makes her think Lauren even wants to be friends with her? Lol Honestly, if I were Lauren, I would elated that Kail wants to keep her distance. Who needs that kind of negativity in their life.

Is wrong that I hope she puts all this time and money into building this house and Chris goes, " I am moving to Philly" or I am moving to Maryland" LOL. Funny how she wants to move to accommodate Chris but had no trouble moving 3 hours away from Jo so she could chase dreams of being a Dependapotamus.

"Psychologically cleared"...oh, that shit ain't happening!

What are they thinking? There's levels to being a trainwreck and the Easons are at that level where one's dysfunction goes from entertaining to disturbing. David killed a dog in a violent rage and was unrepentant about it. If that doesn't scream, "huge liability", I don't know what does. He simply has no business being on any show where he will be confronted in any capacity; he is simply too volatile.

Barb will never give up on Jenelle. She feels guilty for the way Jenelle turned out and that guilt will lead her to support her daughter. Now, I wonder about the kid's trust. We know for a fact they all the kids have trust set up for them by MTV but was it ever confirmed how much access the parents have to them because I can see those two assholes trying to raid whatever money that has been set aside for Kai and Ensley.

Word is Barb will no longer be filmed as well. One would think she'll be ok because from all appearances, lives modestly and most likely has a nice nest egg that she and Jace can live off of. But, of course if Jenelle manages to leave David alive, she'll be on Barb's doorstep and since she is unemployable, Barb will have to spend said nest egg supporting Jenelle and her kids.

So how long do you think before David coerces Jenelle into doing porn?

IIRC, they don't get paid until after the season is over so Jenelle may have a check coming in for 9a. That may sustain them for short while but after that, Jenelle is one " DUDE, WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS IF YOU HADN'T KILLED MY DOG!" away from having her own Dateline segment.

If Jenelle is smart, she would pack up the kids and head to Barb's or a hotel.

Word! From the letterhead to the haircare line plug. Everything is a branding opportunity for her. Funny how if the Eason's antics tank the entire show, her haircare company will cease to exist shortly after.

Someone warn that goose to stay away from Ensley Attacks! before it ends up dead.

I don't think either of them are even employable at this point. Both of them have enough mugshots to fill a calendar, and every sordid detail of their lives is out on the internet for an employer to see. Even Walmart wouldn't hire Jenelle( which is funny considering she mocked Barb for working there) and Lurch apparently has a history of getting fired from every job he's ever had( someone dug up his old Twitter post where he complained about being fired).

I don't believe for a second that David asked Jenelle for money to pay his back support. Being the controlling asshole he is, you can gaurantee one of the first things he did when moved in with Jenelle was to gain access and then control Jenelle's finances. When the judge granted him an extension, Lurch didn't call Jenelle, he went straight to the bank, withdrew the money, came back and paid what he owed.

Olivia is the mother of David's son, Kayden and the only person in this situation with aside from Nathan's mother with some damn sense. Oh, Randy!

I have to find the court docs but in there is a section where it states that David would have to prove to an judge that he is fit to have contact with Kayden. Looks like his lawyers were successful in establishing that David was stable, had a home, no trouble with the law for a significant amount of time, custody of his eldest child, so he was granted visitation. Now, here comes the 911 call, the Secret Service visit, etc. Olivia most likely in violation and that's what the court date was about but she was successful in arguing that David is a danger and not fit to have contact with Kayden. Eta: David paid his arrears...I mean, Jenelle paid David's arrears.

Lurch is thousands of dollars behind in child support! What a shocker! Something tells me he doesn't pay because he thinks he is hurting Olivia but in reality we know he is only hurting Kayden. Interesting fact I found. Olivia was 18 when she had Kayden, making her 22/23 now. Lurch is what 30? So that makes him a man in his mid 20's messing with a teenager. Not surprising. I guess he thought a barely adult woman would be easier to dominate.

Every new detail is just worse than the last one. You know he didn't see Nugget when repeatedly slammed him against the ground, he saw Kaiser, he saw Olivia, he saw Nathan, he saw Jenelle to some extent and anyone else he felt has wronged him.

Lol. Someone said that Lux resembles the child Arnold Schwarzenegger had with his maid and now I can't unsee it.

Keep that same energy when 16 year old Ensley gets your face and tells you to "Fuck Off!"

Lurch is Little Dick Energy on steroids and I wholeheartedly agree that he was just itching to shoot something or someone. Sadly, Nugget was the perfect target for his aggressions. With that being said, is this enough to slap him with an animal cruelty charge?