HeatLifer

Yep. I've said it and I'll say it again...there's nothing real at stake in a Sam/Jason/Patrick triangle. Sam/Patrick's 2.3 second relationship o' smiles is not enough for me to care. But that's where I think Ron went wrong. The feelings between them shouldn't be SOULMATES FOREVER yet. It's too soon for that. I can't stand when they talk about when they first met or have montages. That's where Naxie lose me.

And I get that. But I also think they can hang out without putting labels on it. Maxie can be there for Nathan when he's going through his family stuff. Nathan can be there for Maxie when she's having a freakout over....whatever she's freaking out about that day. Dating doesn't have to automatically mean boyfriend/girlfriend or any type of serious attachments. It's having a bond with some sexual awesomeness on the side. Heh. And this is a soap, so I need some lovin'.

No, no one should forget about anything Jason did. I've disliked Jason for more than a decade at this point. I'm only excited right now because I adore Billy Miller. I'm not saying Patrick doesn't care about Sam's child. But I'm sorry, for someone who was yelling at Robin for "choosing" Jason's LIFE over him and Emma (and basically said he didn't give a shit if Danny didn't have Jason in his life), I find his behavior now to be quite hypocritical. He's fine bonding with Danny. He's fine chatting up a storm with Sam about Jason. I mean, has he even had a scene with Emma after Robin said she's never coming back home ever? No, he's flying to Amsterdam with Sam and touting his divorce so he can move on with her. I straight up rolled my eyes when he told Sabrina, "I'M PUTTING EVERYTHING ABOUT THE CLINIC BEHIND ME FOR GOOD." I have no patience for Patrick's nonsense. I can't wait till Robin is free from his ass. Finalize the divorce, Ronny.

Can I just get ONE beautiful scene with KMc and BM, though!?!? I haven't been a JaSam fan in a very long ass time, but I thought that was a sweet moment, as well. And I loved when Danny was saying, "Bye! Feel better!" I laughed when Jason's alarms went off when Liz mentioned Patrick. I LIKE NUJASON ALREADY GUYS.

Which is INSANE. This is the time to start BUILDING the relationship. Let them go on a date. Do something fun. It's like he's never written a soap relationship before. The hell?

I think it's strange because she's acting like a date is marriage. It's freaking dinner and hanging out. To get to know the person. Why is this so serious?

I don't know how many more days/weeks/months I can take the whole "I JUST FEEL A RANDOM CONNECTION TO THIS GUY" nonsense from Liz, Sam, Danny, whoever. Give me a break. My problem with Ron is he likes teases; he likes everything that leads UP to the major reveal. He has never realized that the story actually starts when Jason knows he's Jason. THAT'S INTERESTING. That's when good writing shines. Sabrina is such an idiot and I'm not understanding the direction for her character, unless it's to exit stage left. Why isn't she telling Patty about Ava? Am I supposed to believe she is a KILLER and doesn't want anyone to know? I've never been fond of the character, but it's absolutely ridiculous. And, oh, how convenient for Patty to argue with Sabrina about Luke, but he let the Victor thing go faster than he took Sam's top off. OH OK THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. I'm so sick of Patty acting like some freaking father figure to Danny. Don't forget to tell the little one you wanted his father to DIE. Or are we supposed to forget about that tidbit? And is Patrick SERIOUS telling Sam his divorce is almost final in the previews? Just...wow. He is so SLEAZY. It's disgusting.

I liked Dante/Lulu when JMB was Lulu. Not feeling them anymore. But they definitely need a new story. If I have to hear the word EMBRYO one more time... I agree that good girls are written terribly, especially on GH. The way Sabrina was written, for example, was the epitome of what I hate about it. Can do no wrong, perfect, loved and propped by every character...

I best get Maxie/Morgan before Ron grants that cray Twitter campaign that was probs Kelly's idea.

Whenever they're in a scene together, I can't get past the fact that Patty was ready to have a ~family~ with Sabrina less than a year ago and now she's a nobody in his life. I can't stand him. I would frame this post if I could. I don't ship Sam/Silas, mostly because it's hard to ship anyone or anything under Cartini, but it's unfortunate that the main reason that coupling was dropped was because of plot point Sam/Patrick. I'm not convinced that it had anything to do with fan reaction against SS. I'm pretty sure KeMo/ME have more followers than JT/KeMo. And it's not like JT/KeMo have some kind of OUT OF THIS WORLD chemistry (I swear, all they do is just smile at each other), so this is all NuJason's fault. Maxie/Nathan are freaking SNORE to me. No real connection. Nothing. Nada. Zero. Oh, I also loathe Patrick, if that hasn't been made clear. I should change my username to ILoathePatrick. It's that serious, y'all.

YES! 10,000 times YES!

They were so flipping cute, though. And at least Morgan was all, "who what where when why how?" when Maxie was talking. I'm really surprised by how much I liked their interaction..... HOW did I miss Patty opening his loose lips to Sabrina in the previews. Sam is all, "I can't tell you anything, Silas." And Patty is like, "Luke SPENCAAA with the candlestick!!!!!" I hate him.

Even worse, she's like the poor man's Starr. Ron needs to stop writing in general.

I'm so over Sam v. Liz, too. Oh, man. Me tooooo. Sigh.

Well, that keeps her employed. If they keep Michael/Keeks together, I'll change my mind on story loyalty!

LOL. She's only there bc of her personal relationship with those in charge. Like, she needs to take a large seat.

Ron doesn't have any loyalty to anyone it seems. But I think it's clear, at least so far, that it's about JaSam. With the seekrit and the near misses and the memories, and the plotty mcplotpoint in Sam/Patrick and Liz/Jason. And poor Becky ain't getting the spotlight.

I'm sorry, is she trying to say she's a core character?

He won't. Liz and Patty are roadkill on the way to JaSam.

I think I like Maxie with Morgan........ I feel weird, guys!!!!!

Bwah, for real. The writing is so freaking obvious, it's distracting. Pip is all, "His loved ones could stare at him in the face and not recognize him!" We get it, Ron! I can't stop laughing at Sam's scenes with her 3 men. That's a show in itself. "3 Men & a Lady!"

Ugh. This also gives me rage blackouts.

LMAO x 5864677. Chest pillows. Well, that's true. Patty doesn't even remember what happened yesterday. Or where Emma is.

But...but...this is St. Jasus. His brain is filled with dashboard pieces and bullet fragments.

I'm also not a neurosurgeon, but I would think they would be given the number of times he worked on Jason.