Satchels of gold

So much for Yo not being to the gym in 3 years http://www.people.com/article/yolanda-foster-gym-selfie-after-breast-implant-removal

Lol yes that vault statement took a lot of mental gymnastics to reframe, didn't it? It's like saying fuck you to someone then coming back later and saying " in my native country fuck means to make love, so I was actually saying I love you very much". Nope not buying it

Borrowing your tinfoil hat. Erika's ex owns a strip club ( he really does) perhaps she and Daisy were burlesque dancers a la Danielle Staub. Across all the franchises , the new housewife introduction and the group trip are always the trickiest to maneuver. I haven't trusted the new housewife intro since The Countess introduced Kelly as her friend from her modeling days, come reunion time it turns out that they weren't friends but knew of each other and Luanne never liked Kelly because she snubbed her at St. Bart's . As far as the trip, inviting your enemy to go on a trip never makes sense.

Moved to another thread

The way the ladies describe the reunions, it really sounds grueling. No way is Yolanda going to do the whole reunion. I don't know how they will handle it because if she shows and stays it just reinforces that she is a liar. If she leaves early it also looks bad. Our lady of Lemons has painted herself in a corner.

Next time I'm in an argument I'm going to try saying " the ponies are near the pool" to see if I get better results.

I hope this ok to post here. Someone over at reddit made a timeline of Yo's pics. https://www.reddit.com/r/BravoRealHousewives/comments/47fs9y/yolandas_timelyme_2014/ Someone else did an open letter to Yolanda in gifs. It's brillant. https://www.reddit.com/r/BravoRealHousewives/comments/47gvli/an_open_letter_to_yolanda_and_translated_by_gifs/

I need to sell shirts or bumper stickers....if you're running a scam, don't instagram. Yo that goes for you too.

In other words Big Ang died but don't forget about ME! I love in the trash tv recap when he refers to Yo as the white jeans of doom. Lol perfect.

Kim was very active in her addiction the first season, that's the reason why the women didn't like her.

And somewhere Marcus Allen is curled up in a fetal position murmuring " I thought this was over" repeatedly to himself.

I thought she was trying to say we already have a producer, who is doing a fine job, so you don't need to move the storyline along. ( I took two years of Lyme speak in high school so I am able to translate :)

Well Lisa got her wish. Someone did hold Kim accountable and she is no longer on the show. If Rinna was smart she would let the Kim thing go......Kim has done a good job of showing the world she is an out of control addict, without any help from Lisa. Going on and on about it makes her look ridiculous and petty ( was going to say a bully but didn't want to open that can of worms). I have such second hand embarressment for Kim going on that counseling show, that's even worse than Diving with the stars! We all know Kim doesn't want to talk about her problems. She must need the money. Do I get any karma points if I watch the show but cringe the whole time?

Well since Yo is mentioned in every article about Gigi, I would think its free publicity for the show. Gigi is everywhere .

Well she was bedridden once before after she gave birth to Anwar. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/08/13/20/2B57521900000578-0-image-m-35_1439493977299.jpg http://www.bravotv.com/sites/nbcubravotv/files/styles/blog-post--mobile/public/field_blog_image/2015/08/dish-082615-yolanda-foster.jpg?itok=sT4JfmzS&timestamp=1440621443 Poor thing ETA she says she was bed bound for a year.

Well it's offical Anwar has signed with IMG models.

Lol I should have said like her on Opposite Day !

Really??? I would love to see that. In the spirit of total honesty I had a girl crush on her once upon a time. I thought she was brilliant and so brave. It was shocking and heartbreaking when she and her daughter succumbed to AIDS. I also hate junk science and as flawed as our system may be, I trust it more than any other system in the world.

Yo reminds me so much of Christine Maggiore, an activist and author who in the 90's espoused that HIV did not cause AIDS. She had eminent scientist /physicians on her side including Peter Duesberg, a world renowned molecular biologist and Kary Mullis who won a Nobel prize for discovering PCR. She used similar arguments to Yo that testing was inaccurate that Big Pharm was behind keeping people sick and that the established medical community could not be trusted. She had many followers and wrote a successful book "What if everything you know about AIDS is wrong?". Like Yo she was open with her "journey" and encouraged those diagnosed with HIV to go off retrovirals and pursue a holistic approach. She went on to have two children whom she breastfed (despite being warned she could infect her children) and refused to have them tested for HIV. Unlike Yo she was very articulate and brilliant . She is heavily featured in the Documentary House of numbers http://youtu.be/BwgmzbnckII Last I heard her three year old daughter died of AIDS as had she. I don't known what happened to her husband and son ( off to google) . She wanted so very much not to be sick just as much as Yo wants to have neurological Lymes Disease. I think they both have so much invested that it's hard to turn back. Almost forgot she is in this doc toohttp://youtu.be/0dVYJp5dHf8 Her husband directed and produced it.

It's no wonder she doesn't push education on her children...." Gigi you are now a nuclear engineer, Bella you are looking very much like a neurosurgeon, Anwar you can be an astronaut as soon as you graduate high school"

^ I only watched the first few minutes but I think the mystery of why Kim was shoplifting from the dollar bin at target has been solved.

I'm become overly suspicious of these ladies. To me that whole scene was contrived so they could talk about the imported material so we would all know how rich they were. Maybe it was genuine, who knows.

I don't have an explanation but I do have a reactionhttps://media.giphy.com/media/z1Ea3M2yEW1t6/giphy.gif

I think when Lisa describes her trauma of the limo ride it's short hand for all the shitstorm of the whole last season including the outing of her crazy, I will fuck you up, texts.

I love me some shit stirring Rinna but her husband was active in his addiction for years, I'm going to assume being married to an addict is much more traumatizing then what happened last year with a coworker. C'mon it's a lot easier to talk about a long dead sister then it is to talk about your husband. (I'm now going to duck because somewhere Lisa Rinna is screaming " don't you ever talk about my husband!") Its not fun to hear/ talk negative things about people you love.