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Only if by solving crime you mean marrying someone to steal all their money.

For me what makes Marissa so smug is her face (she has a resting smug face and then makes even smugger expressions) and the way she talks (both what she says and how she says it) and her attitude (I just get a vibe that she thinks she's so much better than everyone).

So like Buffy the Vampire Slayer but without a sexbot stand-in and with the speed force instead of heaven. I thought it was a pretty stupid plan to send Joe after the PI. It was like let's put the 2 people the bad guy is after in the same exact location to make it easier for him to kill them. I could see doing it as bait if they had a plan figured out, but they didn't.

Maybe she'll go with her other old stand by "That was then and this is now and I've already moved on." Because if she's moved on from the shitty things she's done everyone else should have too.

Scheana's wedding was at Hummingbird Nest Ranch, not at Villa Rosa. Shay proposed to her at Villa Rosa. There was also a party there, I think maybe it was Katie & Tom's engagement party.

But was Kim even really that close to death back then or was it just a worry at the forefront of Kyle's mind? I worry about my crazy friend on his motorcycle all the time, but it doesn't mean he's actually cheating death, just that I'm worried. Either way, I think Rinna either misspoke or is full of shit, probably the latter.

I can't stand weepy Julie and smug Marissa either. I don't mind Juliet and I mostly like Caroline S. Caroline F. just seems like she's putting on a special snowflake act to me, so I don't like her, but I don't actively hate her. I might like Sophie and Adela, but haven't decided yet. I nearly fell over when Julie raised her hand and said me when Caroline S. asked who was going to replace her as queen bee. Julie can't handle checking the weather without crying, she doesn't have what it takes to be queen bee.

I think the problem is that a lot of Kim's pills are also one taking medication prescribed from a doctor and that's what Kyle was seeing as hypocrisy from Eden and others. That's ignoring the pills Kim took from Monty and what she scrounged up off the floor in bathrooms, but it does muddy the waters somewhat.

I'm sure that paying for swan upkeep isn't where LVP decided to skimp and that there is someone that cleans all swan related messes, including the moat water, regularly.

Maybe she's worried Mr. Girardi is going to die on top of her?

I wanted a follow up on Luke more than I did on most of the ladies, although I did enjoy seeing the Dubai house. I wonder which protein balls are better, Caroline Flemming's or Julies?

I don't know if it makes it better or worse, but I'm pretty sure that was her room. He said she had the most comfortable of the beds so he wanted to sleep in it.

Check her blog. It's everyone else's fault. Kim for baiting her, Kyle for not telling Kim to not talk to Rinna rudely as a guest in her home, and Eden for telling everyone what she said (because it isn't like she said it on camera while filming a national TV show). This is possibly my favorite part:

Rinna not only said it she read off the definition of enabler just like she did with the munchyhousies last year. It's like she thinks people just read her blog and don't watch the show. I mean I guess they could have edited the conversation to paint her as the villain, but I don't think that's what happened. Although I laughed so hard at the shitty dubbing on the previouslies where they changed what Eden said at the Gatsby party to specifically blame Rinna instead of the everyone she really said. Or like that time she talked about using a strap on with Harry and then was like "oops, my mouth, what are you going to do," when he got mad. So everyone is off having fun and Eileen is at home going to therapy. Zzzzzzzzzz. Why bother even having her in the episode? I feel sorry for poor Jagger. If he really has what the speech therapist thinks he has and his brain isn't firing signals to his tongue quickly enough, that must be so frustrating. He seems like a smart happy kid. I hope they get it figured out. Say what you will about Dorit and her parenting, but she does seem to be very proactive about getting her kids the care/treatments that they need. I can't believe Camille's daughter is so old. For some reason I though her kids were still little. I really hope that Rinna doesn't wriggle out of this and that talking out of both sides of her big mouth bites her in the ass. I can't stand her and am gleeful over the prospect of her getting a comeuppance and the possibility of a reunion pile up. The outfits that Kyle and LVP were wearing on their walk were not the best. I'm really coming around to liking Erika the last couple of episodes. I think maybe it's because she's just being chill and having fun and not trying so hard to show everyone how fabulous she is.

All he's done is complain about money and take passive aggressive jabs any time we've seen him be involved in wedding planning. I wouldn't want to include him either.

I don't remember her being like this in early seasons. Could it be that the stress of wedding planning and the constant undermining and gaslighting have gotten to her and she doesn't listen and keeps talking because she feels like she's not being heard? Or maybe just being queen bee while Stassi was gone went to her head.

Right? She was so sure the others would back her in the petty kicking out and they were just like "already too involved in your bullshit, so no thanks."

Bwah! I'm laughing because it's funny and it's funny because its true (thanks for explaining comedy Ariana! I wonder if she was semi-quoting Homer Simpson on purpose.). I'm laughing so hard at Katie forgetting to put a line for the names on the RSVP cards of her expensive wedding invites. How is FI doing a photo shoot with Joe Simpson something that happened in real life? James' girlfriend's voice makes me want to stab my ears. Pandora is really lucky to have been given that house. I laughed at Katie saying she can't wait to grow up because I doubt she's going to grow up into a sweet house like that. I liked Jax trying so hard to get the terminology right when talking about their drag party. Scheana went from zero to storming out pretty quickly. The Shay issues must already be weighing on her at this point. Jax was funny in Lisa's closet. I could see why he would still be considered a good time and fun to be around even after all his lies and bs. If I was Lisa I wouldn't want all my stuff getting torn up by the guys wearing it, but I guess my closet isn't as big as a house, she probably has stuff to spare. Katie's description of Arianna during the fight with Schwartz was inspired. Her description of Tom appearing all charming and sweet was spot on too. And the recap is spot on with the gaslighting and his "she definitely drank today" bullshit.

The ridiculous petty fighting might be drawing me in. I mean I'm not setting a season pass, but when it comes on it's starting to get to where I can't look away. Plunging V blonde and her raging asshole boyfriend deserve each other. Aside from them, the flirty look at me I'm a cool girl try hard fit model is probably my least favorite.

The lawyer that Schwartz and Katie went to is in a historically significant and architecturally interesting building (i.e. rent is not peanuts) and he went to decent schools -- UCLA and Layola Law. He's probably pretty decent. In my experience with solo practices and small firms in the LA area is that they are casual and only dress up when they have to -- just like almost everyone else in LA.

I guess they could keep some pre-mixed and pour into smaller drinking vessels as needed. Maybe the Xanax needs time to dissolve.

In a season that has had so many good challenges with amazing food, it's irritating to see a bad one this late in the game.

You drink it.

Both Toms are Tom S. Do you mean FI Tom or Schwartz?

Most of the people at the party were probably millionaires with friends that are millionaires -- i.e. people that could afford or the house or know people that could. It could also be possible that the owner got to charge Bravo location fees, which would be nice for a house that is just sitting there sucking up money.