TheGapper

Cirie pontificating with Felicia that it feels as if they’re gonna leave clown school or something in 8 days or however many, and they talk about all the stupid shit around them, polka dots on the walls, red fist on the wall and the absolute stupidity of it all, and here I am watching the stupid clown show too. Stupid stupid stupid this whole conversation was great. Loved hanging w them.

I can watch a show with only Mama Fee and Cirie in the kitchen. Them talking about having a kitchen aid mixer. “Girl please, they would not know what to do with it” (the young people) 😂😂😂

“Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye Cheerio, here I go, on my way Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye Not a tear, but a cheer, make it gay Give me a smile I can keep all the while In my heart while I'm away 'Till we meet once again you and I Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye Goodbye everybody, I'll do my best for ye” Summer is officially over 💥

I have seen this phenomenon in the US. People often in the south love to celebrate their birthday for a whole week/month and refer to it as such. Thinking back now (20 years ago) when I worked in corporate America (Skechers in Manhattan Beach California) I remember some work friends had “birthday week”, so I guess it’s not only the south. I think that’s typical of a lot of celebrations here, people like to celebrate Xmas or Halloween for weeks. I used to be surprised because in South Africa it’s fairly mellow with any of the holidays. It’s summer during Xmas season so you hang out at the beach and there is little fan faire compared to the US, same with birthdays, not such a not such a big deal. And no one gives presents like they do here. so maybe Jasmine is on par with her world.

This chart above must sting Daniel and I can’t help but feel a little bit sorry for him. I know I know. Still. Ouch. America hates you. That must hurt. Yeah. It’s like he’s also playing a second game with the camera and it’s entertaining, he has a youthfulness that’s appealing. I hated him and his weird looks in the beginning and here is sit in the bathroom with bleach on the bottom 6 inches of my hair. FR Oh Jesus please make this come true. Overall, I don’t give a rat’s ass about the show, admittedly I have watched from season 1 back in Hollywood dayz and THAT’S when a good friend introduced me to Television without Pity #neverforget and changed the whole way watching shows like this and American Idol would become, the forums and recaps became my curriculum and upped the ante on critical thinking so here’s a shout-out to folks like @Callaphera @Nashville @30 Helens @peachmangosteen @Brian Cronin and not forget the OGs @jacobtwhop (Jacob Clifton’s twitter handle) and GOAT Tara WING CHUN Ariano. when summer rolls around and big brother kicks off, it’s not so much watching the show that’s the joy, it’s reading the feeds SO THANK YA THANK YA THANK YA but for the sake of the game- my picks for final 3 and this is not because I like them or think they’re great players, this game is just weird like that terence, (ugh), michael (pfff) and taylor (one can hope)

This with my morning coffee kicks off a great Friday! Ready for this next week’s short beach trip. (After a grueling semester and summer, it’s nice when friends invite you on an all paid beach house trip) of the 3 evicted, I am sorry Ameerah left first. I did like her a lot and sorry her BB road was so short lived. The other 2, well, their smugness killed it for them. Hope they see what we saw when they rewatch. #doubtit Taylor to Terrance: “Suck my ass, you simple mother fucker” sorry if this offends anyone. Last week hanging out w my husband and his brother, they were mimicking a guy they knew who used to say this and it cracked me up. Couldn’t wait to use it because I’m stuck in the mind of a 13 year old boy. 😂 I kinda want to keep Jasmine longer, even with the hairy eye brows and insipid sayings, she’s fairly harmless, is a terrible competitor and IMHO quite easy to beat. I’m thinking of her as a Macy’s Day Parade Float. The moment they let go of the strings, she’ll float away. this cracked me up

Same. Might as well get rid of him because he has such an uneasy creeper vibe He doesn’t have the balls. Oh yes, he doesn’t have have balls. Haven’t developed them yet LOL. I’m enjoying this season so much. The last time I found BB this engaging was back when we had a lot of smokers around 😂

Fuck Terrance. I had a few quotes stored but released then all to catch up with the live and all I can say is FUCK YOU TERRANCE YOU MAGGOT MISOGYNIST. Ain’t nobody got time for that

Oh man. I’m crying with her joy and relief and the insane anguish she’s had to deal with wow

It’s TAYLOR. SAY IT IS SO!!!

There were little birds in the doggie pen!!

No!! And I think turner just fell

Here’s why I also want to keep Jasmine on. I think she’s so impressed with her acting skills, what with her being able to REEEE-Ally swing that accent as the diary room asks her (cause I’m sure they’re egging her, to use southern vernacular, she is one of the show ponies), and simply because I’m a thrill seeker, bring on the show pony shitshow. I want to see how far and wide they can make her put on the eyebrows

One of the joys in life is experiencing a group laugh till little tears pop out the side of your eyes. I’m all for this

Terrance doesn’t have a clue how to play the game or he’s not that bright