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Cirie pontificating with Felicia that it feels as if they’re gonna leave clown school or something in 8 days or however many, and they talk about all the stupid shit around them, polka dots on the walls, red fist on the wall and the absolute stupidity of it all, and here I am watching the stupid clown show too. Stupid stupid stupid this whole conversation was great. Loved hanging w them.

I can watch a show with only Mama Fee and Cirie in the kitchen. Them talking about having a kitchen aid mixer. “Girl please, they would not know what to do with it” (the young people) 😂😂😂

“Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye Cheerio, here I go, on my way Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye Not a tear, but a cheer, make it gay Give me a smile I can keep all the while In my heart while I'm away 'Till we meet once again you and I Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye Goodbye everybody, I'll do my best for ye” Summer is officially over 💥

I have seen this phenomenon in the US. People often in the south love to celebrate their birthday for a whole week/month and refer to it as such. Thinking back now (20 years ago) when I worked in corporate America (Skechers in Manhattan Beach California) I remember some work friends had “birthday week”, so I guess it’s not only the south. I think that’s typical of a lot of celebrations here, people like to celebrate Xmas or Halloween for weeks. I used to be surprised because in South Africa it’s fairly mellow with any of the holidays. It’s summer during Xmas season so you hang out at the beach and there is little fan faire compared to the US, same with birthdays, not such a not such a big deal. And no one gives presents like they do here. so maybe Jasmine is on par with her world.

This chart above must sting Daniel and I can’t help but feel a little bit sorry for him. I know I know. Still. Ouch. America hates you. That must hurt. Yeah. It’s like he’s also playing a second game with the camera and it’s entertaining, he has a youthfulness that’s appealing. I hated him and his weird looks in the beginning and here is sit in the bathroom with bleach on the bottom 6 inches of my hair. FR Oh Jesus please make this come true. Overall, I don’t give a rat’s ass about the show, admittedly I have watched from season 1 back in Hollywood dayz and THAT’S when a good friend introduced me to Television without Pity #neverforget and changed the whole way watching shows like this and American Idol would become, the forums and recaps became my curriculum and upped the ante on critical thinking so here’s a shout-out to folks like @Callaphera @Nashville @30 Helens @peachmangosteen @Brian Cronin and not forget the OGs @jacobtwhop (Jacob Clifton’s twitter handle) and GOAT Tara WING CHUN Ariano. when summer rolls around and big brother kicks off, it’s not so much watching the show that’s the joy, it’s reading the feeds SO THANK YA THANK YA THANK YA but for the sake of the game- my picks for final 3 and this is not because I like them or think they’re great players, this game is just weird like that terence, (ugh), michael (pfff) and taylor (one can hope)

This with my morning coffee kicks off a great Friday! Ready for this next week’s short beach trip. (After a grueling semester and summer, it’s nice when friends invite you on an all paid beach house trip) of the 3 evicted, I am sorry Ameerah left first. I did like her a lot and sorry her BB road was so short lived. The other 2, well, their smugness killed it for them. Hope they see what we saw when they rewatch. #doubtit Taylor to Terrance: “Suck my ass, you simple mother fucker” sorry if this offends anyone. Last week hanging out w my husband and his brother, they were mimicking a guy they knew who used to say this and it cracked me up. Couldn’t wait to use it because I’m stuck in the mind of a 13 year old boy. 😂 I kinda want to keep Jasmine longer, even with the hairy eye brows and insipid sayings, she’s fairly harmless, is a terrible competitor and IMHO quite easy to beat. I’m thinking of her as a Macy’s Day Parade Float. The moment they let go of the strings, she’ll float away. this cracked me up

Same. Might as well get rid of him because he has such an uneasy creeper vibe He doesn’t have the balls. Oh yes, he doesn’t have have balls. Haven’t developed them yet LOL. I’m enjoying this season so much. The last time I found BB this engaging was back when we had a lot of smokers around 😂

Fuck Terrance. I had a few quotes stored but released then all to catch up with the live and all I can say is FUCK YOU TERRANCE YOU MAGGOT MISOGYNIST. Ain’t nobody got time for that

Oh man. I’m crying with her joy and relief and the insane anguish she’s had to deal with wow

It’s TAYLOR. SAY IT IS SO!!!

There were little birds in the doggie pen!!

No!! And I think turner just fell

Here’s why I also want to keep Jasmine on. I think she’s so impressed with her acting skills, what with her being able to REEEE-Ally swing that accent as the diary room asks her (cause I’m sure they’re egging her, to use southern vernacular, she is one of the show ponies), and simply because I’m a thrill seeker, bring on the show pony shitshow. I want to see how far and wide they can make her put on the eyebrows

One of the joys in life is experiencing a group laugh till little tears pop out the side of your eyes. I’m all for this

Terrance doesn’t have a clue how to play the game or he’s not that bright

It seemed as if they were painted on with her mascara. I don’t have feeds, has anyone seen her draw those big hairy caterpillars on? She might have a Eugene Levy fetish. It is comical.

ok, finally caught up with all the reading, please bare with me while I do a quick mind dump unload. first of all, thank you to everyone for posting, every summer I do kids summer camps and I don’t have any time to spend watching the feeds and speed read these before bed and during my lunch break, so thank you thank you thank you— it’s basically the only thing that keeps me happy during these intense Mississippi summer heat months. speaking of Mississippi, I live here and this chick from Mississippi is getting on my last fucking nerve, we don’t like people like that here, she’s everything we despise with her stupid fucking accent that she puts on and stupid folksy style descriptions “Julie, yoo luke like a fool rib pack on a gree-al” FUCK YOU C***. You need to go. and as for the Brazilian chick, take your stupid accent and fuck off too with your lame ass attitude. And I feel I can say that since I’m also a foreigner with an accent and I try and tone the shit down because I KNOW MOTHERFUCKERS PUT ON. So fuck that too. (sorry I’m tired. Today is my last day of camps and I’ve had it with coddling kids and adults and working for low pay) and FUCK YOU Nicole-a-la-cop-for-10-years yeah fuck that and also Las Vegas stupid mother fucker bad tattoo Elvis impersonator. You’re so fucken lame, even Vegas doesn’t want you. You’re a mean mean jealous wannabe who’s unable to process and handle Taylor’s presence. The fact that she eloquent and successful eats you inside, so FUCK YOU. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER and those put on eyebrows. Bitch. No Sorry, I keep messing up trying to use my phone and staying in context. Thanks Katysus7 for all your observations, thoroughly enjoying them. Ugh. She’s so gross. Oh and I don’t think Alyssa should be voted out quite yet because I want to see her completely implode as she realizes Kyle can’t stand her. I have lots more to say but I have to go to work now.

Dear Lord. Tyler would be equally boring as a game show host. YAWNSVILLE. that's why him and Angela are perfect together. They're both bland. WHERE WAS THIS HAPPENING ROCKSTAR? This one looks like a lot more fun with some genuine provocateur vibes. Not the unicorn purple 10 year old hippie infested boring tulle wearing lame-o.

I messed up the two quotes - but wanted to say that in a week or so it's going to be over for you. You're also dealing with the withdrawels, just like the hamsters are. In a way, we created our own little hamster cage here. And next year the good bye will be quicker. Look at me. It's been over 24 hours and I'm still checking the feeds etc. What a loser I am. lol

WOW. People never cease to amaze me with their ability to cash in. Dig it. Cause #Americaman. Wish I was this clever. https://theclarkgear.com/collections

You can hear Bayleigh on the phone say "Hi Chris", so I guess this is before they all reunite.

OK, I'm going to do one last lap on media for stuff like this, then get back to being serious about work. Bye y'all. It has been a giggle. https://ew.com/tv/2018/09/27/big-brother-tyler-crispen-reveals-the-jury-votes-that-shocked-him/ and BOOM

HAha HA! Thanks, this is so funny actually. Let's hope.

No way Cody would go for that.

I hate that she is giving him more reason to exploit his situation.