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Only a few things of note in this episode. 1) Why does Easter Island Head know about acetone???? That is just weird. 2). I can't believe I'm saying this, but James might actually have a modicum of talent. Or I am super tired. 3). OMG Kristen's eyes when she goes crazy!! She is pretty scary.

I'm finally on Season 7, and is this woman dumb and stupid!!! Although I have to admit, it's become a bot more comedic than just plain annoying like it used to be. Her "news anchoring" is abysmal. Is she still married to that creep xsshxlx? What happened to Vicki's face between Season 6 and Season 7? She looks like a different person, especially in the intro.

I guess I'll be the only one who thinks this, but I think that if it were not for VPR, that FI Tom and Kristen might actually be together. I just got the sense that FI felt a lot of pressure to break up with Kristen from everyone around. They had both cheated multiple times, and their relationship was messed up for certain, but I don't feel that Kristen sleeping with Easter Island Head (hee hee, I forgot who said that upthread) would have been a deal breaker for him except for social pressure. He was still being really good to her last season after he found out the truth. Add me to the list of those who don't buy his relationship with beady-eyed, rat-toothed, small-featured Ariana for a second.

I'm quoting you but not picking on you here, but are girls/women actually attracted to guys that skinny? If I dated a guy that slim, I'd feel like I was dating a woman. Maybe it's because I'm from the Midwest, but I'd rather be with a guy that was 230 lbs., than 130 lbs.

Congratulations Natalie!! The best contestant won!

Gross me out the door! Did you eat some of the same brownies as him? :p

Well the plots, sure. But Kristen's particular brand of crazy, the greasiness of these people, Tom's grooming routine, etc. - their particular personality disorders can't be scripted. I would enjoy seeing more of that, over Stassi's forced drop-ins, for example.

She is such a plant, and the Jax/Vail story is fake and going to be forced on us and it burns me up. Stassi already wastes way too much screen time, and now Jax/Vail will eat up even more of it? They have such great scummy and crazy people to work with! I mean, Kristen's outfit and susbequent acting nuts at Tom's was gold. The scripted/contrived stuff is ruining the show.

They hinted at business trouble at SUR an awful lot. I hope they weren't foreshadowing the end of SUR, and thus, this craptastic show.

Oh, that makes sense now. Thanks Fozzy.

Kristen is my favorite to watch out of all of these bimbos. She's cray, very cray. On a superficial note, I'll rank them from prettiest to hagliest: 1) Kristen (more for her figure and skin tone than her face) 2) Schmer (kind of saddlebaggy, but the best face of them) 3) Stassi (good figure but weird face and square jaw of a man) 4) Katie (she could easily go above Stassi if she fixed her eyebrows and hair) 5) Plain Jane Ariana (completely unremarkable and rodent-ish features, like if a rat made a wish to become a real live girl)

Has it actually been explained this season on the show, why she is in LA getting an apartment if she has no job in LA and her super perfect boyfriend is in NY? What is she even doing out West if her life back East is so great?

I'm just watching the old seasons now, and Kara is my favorite kid. Of course, it's probably because of how awful all the other kids are, especially Lynne's. Although with Lynne for a mother, how else could they have turned out. Even bimbo Gretchen and creepy Slade called it.

I recently got a smart TV and am watching the old seasons of this show for the first time. I can barely get through Season 6. Easily 50% of it is on FF. I just can't stand Alexis, and Peggy bores me to death. Can someone explain Alexis' tagline to me? "And my body, it's simple." What does she mean, because I don't know. For the record, I don't think she's that pretty and neither does my husband. Her face looks like a man. If it wasn't for implants and bleach and hair extensions and fake eyelashes and a shxt ton of makeup, she'd be very mannish indeed.

Just because I never have an opportunity to mention this, because it's never in conversation (thanks Schwartz!), I was a part of a study for the ABCC11 gene. I have dry, non-oily, earwax, and don't have whatever the genetic component is for producing body odor. I used to like Schwartz the best out of these losers. I guess that's because we hadn't seen much of him. After seeing what he puts up with from Jax, his lack of work ethic, and the way he lets his friends talk to Katie, he just as much of a doofus as the rest of them. I hope Katie's done with him this season. He can go live happily ever after with fugly Jax. They can share a coach flight off into the sunset.

We're already tuning in for this abysmal ending. Isn't that enough to put us viewers through? What on earth have we done to deserve Sarah??? I don't think a serial killer has done anything bad enough to deserve that cruel punishment.

Totally lackluster episode. I am just watching these last episodes out of loyalty and nostalgia for the fantastic early seasons, but it has become burdensome. I'll be glad when this series ends, and puts it (and me!) out of misery.

Fawni was just darling becoming a citizen. She seems much more appreciative of the opportunity this country provides than most native-born citizens that I know. Sascha is just gross. He's ugly, dated and embarassing. Rockstars and Angels is a joke. Too bad this show won't be on the air long enough to witness their "Going Out of Business/Liquidation" sale. I honestly don't know why his wife puts up with him. He seems like and awful husband and father. My love for sweet Massimo grows. I honestly don't know if he is gay, or if his mannerisms are a European thing. I KNEW the model would end up wearing Jannik's yellow cable cardigan the second I saw it. I swear I did!!!

I'll kick it off... if I do blow too, will it be an easier way than diet and exercise to get his girlish figure? /me slips Schwarz a Valium for any anxiety this thread causes him, should he ever stumble across it.

Love Flat Irons and Forehead Shaving too! I don't especially care about Scwartz, but want a thread for him now just because of the awesome title Panic at PUMP!

Since I can't stand any of these freaks, and totally think that I'm better than them, I'll gain 30 lbs. and always have my mouth open and drop by the costume party briefly as Pandora. When I'm not working on my faux fashion blog.

I was going to nominate you for the bikini car wash!

Dxmn!! How I would love a "very special episode" of VPR with a murder/suicide!

What happened to this show? I quit watching mid-season about 2 seasons ago. I tuned back in for these final episodes, thinking they would be really good, but it's like the writers just gave up. If it's become this bad, they did right letting the show die. Too bad, it used to be a cute and clever show.

I think her boobs at her elbows is probably pretty high up there, compared to what they look like without a bra.