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Yikes who did her makeup she looks so old and there are ways to dress for big boobs and that was not one of them. I did laugh at Nova wearing pearls, that sure classed the wedding up pity the guests didn't get that memo

Not a fan of portrait tattoos to start with but there is something off on that tatt, Lincoln looks non-cute and Isaac looks weird. I did not mind Javi's lion tatt that represented Isaac & Lincoln at least when they split he can keep it as it is not so obvious. I imagine Kail turning up at the divorce proceedings with power tools insisting that he removes her sons face from his body with the portrait though. While on bad tattoos at least it is not as bad as Amber's tatt of Leah with the giant rose that was hideous. http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/close-up-of-amber-portwoods-leah-tattoo__iphone.jpg

Is it this clip http://content.jwplatform.com/previews/JdaGWn0A-EgJuJmFc

Watching old episodes and had to laugh that Kail was having a bitch fit after stalking Vee's social media over the fact that Vee would go out on weekends so should not be around Issac. Guess the goal posts have changed now that she wants to see her friends on weekends & holidays & every other day of the year as well.

Don't worry I am sure Doris has more porn to keep the Roll entertained

Barb's talking about Janelle's graduation http://www.mtv.com/shows/teen_mom_2/teen-mom-2-season-6-details-of-jenelles-graduation-party/1230065/video/#id=1737384 Love Barb throwing shade at Nathan for bringing the roll in his pajamas guess it took him too long to dress himself in long sleeves to change Kaiser

Prepare the brain bleach Amber defiantly surrounds herself with idiots I thought Gary's saran wrap condom was stupid but at least he didn't use a sandwich bag and twist tie like Matt. http://www.mtv.com/shows/teen_mom_2/teen-mom-exclusive-clip-teen-mom-word-bomb-with-amber/1220760/video/#id=1736942 At about the 2.25 mark if you do not wish to see how stupid Krystal's new man is

Oops I did not know that, I saw it in a feed and did not want to see it so assumed it was new video. It would be Janelle's dream to have Nathan fight for her shows that it is tru luv.

My boys get the grandma hangover too, in their case it is grumpiness from late nights and too much junk food. Some days I swear my mum does it just so she can say "see what i went through, now it is your turn" when I complain. On the flip side it really has made me appreciate my parents a lot more since I became a parent myself.

Yes the source quoted above was Barb's parady account but Jailnelle really did spend the weekend with Keiffer, she posted a video of him in the shower with just a washcloth for modesty and was photographed by fans out with him.

My thoughts were MTV hired him to keep Leah on the straight and narrow whether through fitness or some other method after her checking herself out of rehab #1, which quickly went south when he moved into Momma Dawns within 2 weeks of meeting her. So then MTV forced her to go to 30 day rehab when the 'trainer' did not help her. Either way she has found herself a loser, what sort of guy moves in with a drug addict that lives with her mother and has just checked herself out of rehab. Then when she goes in for rehab stint #2 continues to live with the mother just waiting for the addict to get out of rehab to move into a place of their own with their combined 5 children. None of this screams Leah is in a healthy headspace to me even with all her 'good mom' photo shoots and healthier looking body. She may be off the drugs but that girl is not right mentally to think her current relationship is a healthy one and I will add Momma Dawn to the mentally not right pile as well with her defense of Leah.

Here is an article with the man who contacted Harris Todd and why http://m.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/dorothy-barnett-who-kidnapped-own-daughter-was-turned-in-to-police-by-former-friend/story-fnn8dlfs-1227218252340

My guess is 'trainer' is code for sober coach since she went to rehab for stress according to MTV I wouldn't put it past them to try to save her rep

From the gossip sites the timeline seems to be roughly, the episodes currently seem to be towards mid-end of March for Leah Nov - Jeremy files for divorce but does not follow through NYE - Jeremy & Leah spend together Jan - Leah resigns for season 6 on the proviso that the deer cam incident is not talked about April 15th - Jeremy serves Leah with divorce papers and files with the court this time. Leah goes for rehab stint 1 but checks out after 48 hours May - MTV hires TR as Leah's personal trainer and Leah goes back to rehab June 10th - Divorce finalized while Leah is in Rehab June 22nd - Leah finishes rehab and moves into Momma Dawn's with TR (apparently he moved in before she started rehab #2 and lived there while she was in rehab) Aug - Leah moves out of Momma Dawn's into a house with latest boyfriend and their 5 kids

It was in the sneak peeks for the next episode they are posted on the mtv site

From the movie American Pie Stiffler's mum http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/i369518/american-reunion-gallery-stiflers-mom-jennifer-coolidge.html Sterling's mum https://www.google.com.au/search?q=sterling+teen+mom+2&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=03TFVaTpIKi0mwXJnq-oDA#q=kail+lowry+grammies&imgrc=T-qMP_QwMcYHIM%3A I lolled at the similarities

She extended her trip according to her twitter she was in LA on the 6th Feb, on the show she said 2 days in LA, 4 days all up with travel which means she should have been home on Sunday 9th which fits in with Javi's text that she was leaving straight after the event (Grammies was the 8th) While trying to find the article I came across this clip http://content.jwplatform.com/previews/JdaGWn0A-EgJuJmFc So brace for a miracle *cough* as within about 3 days of her screaming at Javi that he ruined her friendship and she does not want to come home, Javi sees the light and their marriage is saved after speaking with his mum and sister. Which all flies in the face of next weeks clip of them having a spaz about if Sterling should meet them in Florida which happened March 13th, what else is strange is that both Isaac & Lincoln went on the trip but neither of them are in the car. Also in this clip she says her MIL lives with them so they do not need babysitters while Kail goes to school, so why the heck can she not make time for Javi and her to have dinner together after the boys are in bed. My first thought was that if he was diagnosed that Nips & Janelle would steal his meds for themselves.

That was awesome I was rolling at Kail being the Eeyore of the francise, so true & so accurate of the stupidity of the Teen moms

Question for the married women with children here: how often do you go on trips without your husbands and children? I'm guessing never. Both my husband and I take an annual girls/boys trip as the kids got older the trips got longer. When they were toddlers we took weekends now our twins are 14 we take a week. We also do an annual parent only trip so we get time together away from parenting, this year we did 14 days away and while I loved the time I did miss my babies especially since it was supposed to be 10 days but due to flight cancellations we got an extra 4, the last 24hrs was a 6 hour flight and 16 hours in the airport so I was very ready to be home. We also do a family trip of 10-14 days with the boys as well as 5 days with all the grandparents, aunties, uncles and cousins. The trips started before we were married though, we are both pretty independent people and dated for 8 years before we got engaged as we were 20 when we met and felt we were too young to settle straight down. For the first 6 years we lived 2 hours apart as I was finishing my degree then starting my career, he had a job that he loved, we spent most weekends together and traveled together as well as apart due to our various commitments and I do not regret it, I feel that it made our communication really strong. Our boys are very independent too and go off for trips with their various friends and their families and everytime I want to beg and plead with them not to go, but I stop myself as they love the trips it does make me sad that they are so grown up and will be leaving home in about 4 years to study. I have been trying to sell DH on the idea of us moving too but I have no hope.

Next weeks sneak peeks are up, but I can not watch as my internet is so slooooooooow it took 10 minutes to load Leahs and it still jumped around so I will just link them here. Leah http://www.mtv.com/shows/teen_mom_2/teen-mom-2-season-6-ep-6-sneak-peek-jeremys-hard-truth-for-leah/1226983/video/#id=1737245 Chelsea http://www.mtv.com/shows/teen_mom_2/teen-mom-2-season-6-ep-6-sneak-peek-aubree-and-paislees-paint-date/1226981/video/#id=1737245 Kail http://www.mtv.com/shows/teen_mom_2/teen-mom-2-season-6-ep-6-sneak-peek-another-car-ride-from-hell/1226980/video/#id=1737245 Janelle http://www.mtv.com/shows/teen_mom_2/teen-mom-2-season-6-ep-6-sneak-peek-can-i-get-my-ring-back/1226953/video/#id=1737245

Another good mom photo shoot and the pink wheelchair is still intact http://okmagazine.com/photos/leah-messer-daughters-disneyland-vacation-corey-simms-bad-mom-accusations/photo/1001294022/

Yep it does scream set up for image rehab with the different bikinis for her porn cover and the interaction with the girlses. Momma Dawm slepping all the equipment in the background while Leah shows what a great mom she is taking her girlses to the beach is funny. Once Ali had the required photo with her usual WTH face she was obviously done for the day no playing with Leah in the water for her. Baby Jerms who finally has hair was the most willing to behave for the charade it seems.

The new sneak peek has me shaking my head, the delusion of Janelle and the gaslighting by Nathan is astonishing. Sorry could not get the video to embed, video is here http://www.people.com/article/teen-mom-2-jenelle-evans-my-fiance-is-never-my-teammate

I think this set of texts was when she went to the Grammies which were Feb 8th, she was in LA from Feb 5th going by her instagram posts. The tension we have seen was about the Sam Smith concert which was mid January. From what has been posted on social media, her short arse buttinski friends family goes every year and Kail was a last minute addition. So Kail knew she was heading to LA only about a week ahead and a few weeks and 600 million repetitive fights after the concert debacle. I am guessing Hulk announced her departure as she walked out the door to starve off any further passive aggressive crap from Javi that would ruin her holiday, hence the cruel texts. From more recent social media Javi got his wish now both of them go out with Shortie & Peach and the kids are probably locked in a closet somewhere. Marriage crisis averted now they can be bad parents together. (kidding sort of Kail has posted that Javi's mum and sister have been looking after the kids a lot lately) Another mystery solved the only person I have seen wearing Kail's clothing line is herself while crying into her salad trying to elicit sympathy from Shortie.

There is a new sneak peek with Kail http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/kailyn-lowry-husband-javi-marroquin-sends-cruel-texts-vacation-teen-mom-2-201538 So I capped the texts to see how cruel they were, all I got was they are both immature twats it seems Kail just told Javi flat out she was staying longer and he would just have to deal with it, so he called her a bad mom and then the threats of divorce start again. http://i18.servimg.com/u/f18/19/24/63/31/kail111.jpg http://i18.servimg.com/u/f18/19/24/63/31/kail211.jpg I couldn't screen grab the last message but the bit I could see was essentially If we are getting divorced you can change your flights to tomorrow It's alright though she doesn't need a man, if that was all the texts I can not see why it ruined her whole night as well as the people she was with