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Episode 8 and it's only week 3 of the marriage? Yeesh, this is dragging.
Nick isn't into Sonia at all... he basically told the expert he's trying to force himself to be attracted to her.
Lily annoys me. I can't really explain... Almost like she's always trying too hard to say and do the things she thinks a "grown ass woman" would.
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21 minutes ago, greekmom said:
I thought Matt went on one of those tours where you pay to meet single ladies from Russia or the Ukraine. Maybe he was going through the divorce and still hung up on the ex? I was a bit confused on the timeline myself.
I was confused too. I had thought he said in episode 1 he found her online, while purposefully seeking out Eastern European women because no Americans wanted to date his baggage-laden self. Also weird since he was whining about wife #3 cheating on him...yet he met Alla while they were still married or something? Sketchy. Regardless, during that segment (and during the pow-wow with the brother and friends in the garage last episode) I got the distinct impression that everyone in the Mattster's life is pretty tired of hearing about his (possibly self-inflicted) marital problems at this point. Except for mama...because her 43-year old "sweet angel" does no wrong.
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27 minutes ago, adhoc said:
I'm in the minority, but the Carly/Evan proposal made me throw up in my mouth a little. Basically, I'm not a big fan of extreme declarations of unwavering love and devotion when the two people have not actually spent any significant amount of time in the real world.
Well, I'm in that minority too. It was so ridiculous.
And "Will you freakin' marry me?!" Barf. His mannerisms continue to piss me off.
But what really got me was when he said it was "the most important day of his life"... Never mind those three days when his children were born. This cheesy TV proposal to some woman he met a couple of booze-laden weeks ago undoubtedly tops the list! What an ass.
I actually thought the Lace/Grant proposal was the least barf-worthy... (there's something I never thought I'd type...)
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Does Carl speak? Or just do half-assed stripper moves in silence in the background?
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The idea that Derek is rolling blunts every morning in front of this random woman he just married and an entire camera crew, with weed he either would have had to bring on a plane with him or have purchased from some dude on the beach or street corner or wherever in Puerto Rico (while either being filmed or having eluded said camera crew) seriously strains credulity to me.
I think the dude just smokes cigarettes sometimes - maybe more often than he originally let on, but he is on vacation and is probably drinking more than normal, and it's certainly not weird for people to smoke more when they're drinking more. I feel like Derek could have done anything at all and Heather would have picked out some thing (or many things) about him that made her "uncomfortable" and/or "turned off." His smoking was just the most convenient thing to blame it on.
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23 minutes ago, woodscommaelle said:
Evan is totally Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber: So you're saying there's a chance....
Yep! Haha, that is the first thing I thought when he was rambling about still seeing possibilities with Amanda!
I like how the luxurious double date was...a trip to Senor Frogs. Sweet! Great! Oh how I wish Lace had gotten in a fight with that random girl. She should have thanked her - she was probably slightly less sticky from that nasty foam once she had some water dumped on her.
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29 minutes ago, chocolatine said:
I don't think he is. If you google him and look at his Instagram, he's supposed to have a lot of money from the dick companies, lives in a high-end condo, has several luxury cars, and does a lot of partying and traveling. If he were also good in bed, women would be beating down his door, and he would have no need whatsoever to go on multiple reality shows to pine for women who don't give him the time of day and get into altercations with the alpha males.
Well either the dick company money is a recent thing or his high-end lifestyle is fake, because you can also find by googling him that he apparently filed for bankruptcy 5-ish years ago. Maybe I can see how there would be demand for erectile dysfunction-related...therapy or something? Not sure why you'd go to some random non-doctor guy for that - is he doing motivational speeches or what? I don't really get it. Regardless, I find Evan such a sad-ass I personally have a hard time imagining him being successful at much of anything.
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I do find Amanda pretty (prettier than the rest of the women there anyway, other than Jubilee). But that's it. The only thing about being a "mom" she seems particularly devoted to is using it as a hook/her "thing" on reality tv. And I find her Bachelor-franchise quest to find a "father" for her kids that already have a father to be pretty thoroughly disgusting.
I was so hoping that Daniel would just give his rose to Haley, even though she was already safe. I cannot stand Sarah.
Evan is just...too pathetic for words. His mannerisms make me ill...talking in a baby voice, "will you go out with me," "yeeee" with a little hop when Carly says yes. Vomit. He just pisses me off when I look at him. I don't like Carly at all, and *hate* her Greek chorusing of everything happening, but damn, I cannot blame her for being that grossed out by him. I suppose she could have been a little nicer about it in her talking heads though, knowing he'd see them eventually.
SpoilerHaving read the spoilers, I am truly baffled as to how her complete and utter disgust morphs into "Yeah, let's get married!" in the next 2 1/2 weeks. Frightening levels of desperation (beyond her usual level, which I already find frightening), I can only assume!
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2 hours ago, Princess Sparkle said:
I started following him on snapchat the other day and....hoo boy. Chad must REEK 24/7, because that dude smokes like a chimney. I can't tell if he plays up this personality because he thinks that's what his "brand" is or if he actually acts like that, but either way, he should probably take a LONG break from the spotlight.
Yeah...I started following him on there a while ago, but now...dear god boy has really gone off the rails. Mostly just a chain-smoking, awkward pelvic thrust-"dancing," rambling/slurring, downing a bottle of whisky alone in his hotel room, boozehound scene on there these days. Eek. I think he's playing it up to a point, but not all of it. Regardless, he might want to pump the brakes a bit. Cause we've all seen what a godawful drunk he is. And he's making an ass of himself. *Sigh* I actually liked Chad when he was just...fun, and sort of had his wits about him.
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During Evan's intro segment when he was in the closet with the ripped shirt, I literally exclaimed out loud "God I fucking hate this person!" alone in my living room. Nice banana chomping in the credits, asshat.
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Nick didn't know her well enough to tell her she looked pretty? ... That guy sucks.
Heather is very...dour.
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I could certainly believe they're not together anymore, just based on the total lack of warmth between them on the ATFR couch... His arm around her was so awkward. I never thought Jordan seemed especially into her (other than thinking she was hot/wanting to bang her), but usually Jojo was hanging all over him. But last night her affection seemed, I don't know...forced. And she didn't seem very happy - as someone pointed out above, she spent the whole time talking about crappy and hard their "relationship" has been thus far. The most excited she was all night, by far, was when she heard she got to go back to Nemacolin. And he looked like he barely cared.
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I can't wait to never hear JoJo blubber about her "feelings" ever again.
Also, the top of that finale dress was kind of like bedazzled burlap... I was surprised at how ill-fitting it seemed.
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51 minutes ago, CindyBee said:
Wells did the Huffington Post Bachelorette podcast this week and mentioned that he and Santa Claus went to Ole Miss together and they were on the rugby team and Nick did some serious boxing also so no surprise to him that he'd want to fight Chad. But Wells did seem a bit perplexed at the timing of the call out. The hosts didn't press Wells rugby team membership so I have a hard time believing that Wells was actually on it but there you go.
So they knew each other already, before the show? That's interesting...I never noticed them talking to each other like they did. Although I never really saw Santa and many of the other dudes speaking to Jojo either.
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11 minutes ago, greyhorse said:
Wells. Oh please. He spoke up three times in a row when he was trying to give Chad his pedantic "be a better man": speech. Telling him that he hopes he behaves in Paradise in a way to get redemption. Uh, hasn't BIP already filmed? That's why it's airing next week? And that's why Chad and all the other former contestants are sitting in the audience? So it's already done, and since you didn't give him the little lecture before he went to Paradise, I doubt that he had it in his mind to change his behavior.
Yeah, and Wells was in paradise. Whatever happened while Chad was there, he knows all about it. So I interpreted that whole speech as a smug dig at Chad/Chad's behavior in paradise (of which room mother Wells evidently didn't approve). One of Wells' many self-important moments last night.
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2 hours ago, JudyObscure said:
Maybe my memory has purposely blocked it out, but it seemed like the whole Fantasy thing was much less discrete this year. No sensitive Grandmas watching could kid themselves that they were just going to talk all night. The waking up in bed together next morning thing just started a few seasons ago and that is little too obvious for me, too. The thing that seemed really different to me was the quick transition from the walk of shame to the next date. I think in the past they might have gone to commercial or somehow made it seem like a few days had passed, but this time it was like Jojo almost walked from one bed to the next. Ewww. Most ewww of all was Jordan saying, "I got everything I needed." TMI, "Jor-Dan."
Last year wasn't especially discrete either. IIRC we were treated to lingering camera shots of the womens' strewn and crumpled clothing on the floor, during the waking up in bed together scenes. It's all so trashy...I wish they'd just skip the fantasy suite shit all together.
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I found Wells irritating tonight. He tries too hard to be the "voice of reason" too often, and it came off kind of pretentious tonight. To me anyway.
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Well not much doubt in my mind Luke is the Bachelor after that men tell all interview.... They couldn't have made it more obvious, especially with all the "I've learned to love again, I'm ready for what's next, blahblahblah" stuff. He looks bad though...I don't find him attractive anyway, but tonight he looks, I don't know....sickly.
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1 minute ago, leighdear said:
Chase's apology made him look like an even bigger pussy than I imagined. His disgruntled exit was GREAT! But the producers had to screw it up, because it was obviously not his idea to go back.
Seriously. Total pussy move. He finally won me over with that exit, but blew it immediately with his little Bachelor audition.
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Chase, come on. I finally liked you and then you had to come back and "apologize" for, what exactly?, not thanking Jojo for dumping you? Weak, dude.
Serious *eyeroll* at Jojo's description of dumping Chase: "He was angry and confused. It was really hard for me."
Jordan purchased those pants in the ladies tall section at JC Penney's. And Robby just kind of grosses me out to look at.
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Dear god Danny is delusional... I've known this for many weeks but it still blows my mind. The weepy sobbing about subpar being beautiful? Eek. I did like the way Captain Mark was just firm and to the point during the firing. Even if it came five charters too late. I could not believe the way he just stood there while Bobby was raging around yelling "I'm gonna beat your fucking ass!" right in front of him though.
And did I hear Bryan right that he agreed with Bobby when Bobby said he could do whatever he wanted because look how long it took to fire Danny? Um. Great first mate ya got there, Capt Mark!
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Ha! Is there an exception for Fantasy Suites in that purity clause?!?!
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Why is Chase even on this show? He comes off like a regular, nice enough dude that appears to be gainfully employed and live in a nice house that isn't his mother's. Kind of boring sure, but there are plenty of other boring, nice women in the world he could date. Why has he tangled himself up with this debacle of a show...I'm confused. I did feel bad for him with the divorce because it clearly hurt him a lot.
As for the Rodgers.... I didn't think there could be another person as bitter as Jordan about how much Aaron rules until we met Luke. Yeesh, dude. Get a grip, and a life, and a girlfriend that uses less hairspray. The fumes have gotten to you. Nice to see them all so cozy in their house built for them by that errant brother whose name they won't even say out loud. As for the high school date...seems like every season one dude does that, and maybe there was nothing else to do. Mr. Wovenloaf is from Northern California and tells me Chico is a dump without much going on. He can be unreliable about whether places are a dump or not...but I'm inclined to believe it after we heard Jordan tell us that he used to go hang out in that random ass field every morning as a child? Like wtf was he talking about? Was I just not paying attention? I tend to tune out everything Jordan says that isn't whiny crying about how he isn't Aaron.
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5 minutes ago, greyhorse said:
I wonder if there is any part of Jordan that is envious and maybe even resentful of the success that his brother has had in his professional career and life.
I'm getting the impression that it may be...every part.
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Season 4 Discussion
in 90 Day Fiancé
· Edited by wovenloaf
Yes! That's exactly what I said to Mr. Wovenloaf, but he supposedly didn't watch Fresh Prince and didn't know what I was talking about, ha. Particularly her snooty mannerisms when she was having Pedro open all the doors and pull out the chair for her at that restaurant. (Not that opening doors and pulling out chairs is weird...it's that she seemed like she was just standing still with a snooty look on her face until he did it...)