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Like you think she'll get drug to the end as a goat? I keep reading how badly she's playing. Maybe I should start watching the feeds instead of just reading about them 😂😂

Color me shocked that Dani is seemingly over-playing her hand already on Week 2. Like, without America's Player or the Golden Key to keep her safe, she might be gone pre-jury this time. One can hope.

I'm sorry, but if Memphis doesn't put up Janelle or Kaysar this week, he's good in my book.

I'm not spending $350 on 50ml of something that only has a 3.5 average star rating! Unless the only complaint is the price! LOL

LOL @ David's smiling face all by his lonesome.

Are you saying that CBS doesn't care? But they have a motto and everything... 😅

Keesha can be very persuasive. IIRC she was an integral part of flipping the house to vote out Jessie instead of Memphis. She's probably dumbfounded she was targeted so early, because seriously? She's one of the least threatening people in the house.

Keesha is definitely an emotional player, and she clearly doesn't feel very invested this time around. I remember feeling very frustrated when she did nothing to put her and Renny in a better position heading towards the end game in BB10. Not preparing or studying for competitions, etc. But she can be highly entertaining and is very endearing. She didn't have to campaign to stay against Libra, and it's obvious she has no Idea what to do.

Yes, I've said many times she's a horrible social player.

But is she wrong though? 😅 I feel like I agree with most of what she says, but I hate the delivery with which she says it. Earl straight up said he planned on taking all the black folks to the end on Survivor. We do kind of have to have each other's backs.

Seriously, we cannot lose Janelle early. Grodner better pull out some Pandora's Box or Den of Temptation where if anyone goes for it, the House Punishment is Janelle is safe for a month.

Seriously. The condescension just wafts off of her.

I actually agree that Ian is definitely playing up certain things; I just wanted to be bitchy like Dani is. :)

She gets her exercise accusing people of using their autism as strategy.

Aunt Sam truly was the gift that kept on giving. I will never forget when someone made a meme of her making her nominations in full-on Handmaid's Tale garb nominating Oftyler (Kaitlyn) and Offaysal (Haleigh). It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen because the accuracy was eerie.

Where exactly are you required to wear them? Like any public place? If there aren't any people around? In your car? Can they make you wear them at your house if you live alone?

So Christmas wasn't actually an alternate? 😭

Was she an alternate? Her name came up quite late in the game, so I'm not sure. I wonder how much time she had to prepare, because she was already at a huge disadvantage having the nerve to be a 42 year old woman!! (Quelle horreur!!) It doesn't seem like she did much (if any) pre-gaming, which sadly really is the name of the game these days. I get that she hasn't offered much this season and didn't really try to prevent herself going up. But she was pretty much fucked with the make-up of this cast anyway. I almost wish someone else had been cast in her stead so I wouldn't have to watch one of my all-time favorites go home first. I know, I'm probably overreacting like Chima and Lydia at Jessie's Wake. But you get attached to these hamsters in ways you don't expect.

Keesha did a great job when she up on the block against Libra, but she knew she was the pawn. I don't think there's a way she can get out of this, unfortunately. And it really sucks. I just hope Birthday Keesha shows up at some point. If she's going out, she needs to let the house know they can all fuck themselves for ruining my season.

But Memphis really isn't with Janelle and Kaysar, right? They really need to hold onto Keesha by any means necessary. I fear this season may have one of the worst bootlists ever.

Has Kaysar said if we will throw it or not? I fear he's Keesha's only chance. And IDK if he would even use it on her?

I kind of like Dani because her bitchiness can be highly entertaining, but hating on Keesha and Janelle will put her on my shit list permanently. I also think it's hilarious that there are people out there who think she is/was a good player when she has to have one of the worst social games I've ever seen. Also, I saw Dominic was re-posting Instagram stories of people who were rooting for Dani and had tagged her. So being the attention-whore that I am, I quickly made an Insta story about her with her handle in it. But I kept it real and said that Dani had a good chance "if she improved her social game". I guess Dominic didn't like that, cause my story never got re-posted that I saw. Or he was like WTF is this old guy? I should have just lied and said she was the Robbed Goddess of all Robbed Goddesses. Or something.

I believe she said something like: "What's wrong with being a squirrel? Squirrels hang around the neighborhood and stuff." I have it ingrained in my memory for some reason. 😂😅

That Dan stuff is crazy to me. So we're supposed to believe he was saving himself for marriage and had made it all the way to age 24 with his virginity in tact, despite having a serious girlfriend (Monica), and then just thought, "What the Hell?" and hooked up with someone (Keesha) it doesn't seem like he had any intentions of being serious with? Without having an R.E.M. moment and losing his religion? I'm pretty sure he's still as Catholic as ever and I read his wife kept that chastity belt tight until they walked down the aisle... So something in the buttermilk ain't clean. That doesn't make any rational sense. He has to be lying about having been a virgin.