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It's great to see Jagger growing up and being able to communicate. He was cute playing the guitar. I see Dorit wised up and keeps her 4 nannies off camera. I remember when she couldn't be bothered to take Jagger to his therapy appointments her first season. She must have hired the same PR firm as Camille.

Kyle did not have a conversation with Lisa. She accused Lisa of planting stories. Lisa denies it multiple times on her children's lives. Kyle says you did it! You're not admitting it because you care more about your image than friendship. All of the women want Lisa to admit "it" and there's no room for any doubt that they might have it wrong. That they might have jumped to conclusions. Lisa Rinna gave interviews talking about how she's going to sue LVP and Bravo because they "used" them to set a spin off show for Vanderpump Dogs. As far as I know thet are not filming a spin off show and none is on the schedule. So one of LVP's alleged motives is not based in fact. The editor of Radar Online said she wasn't the source for the story. Whichever John said LVP didn't tell him to text Teddi he did it on his own. How else can LVP "prove" her innocence to them? What more do they want her to do? Take a lie detector test? It's completely ridiculous that they think they can put her on trial and declare her guilty and she's got to take her punishment from them. I'd stay home and brush my dog too.

Kyle wasn't offended by PK's joke. She was pissed that PK and Ken Todd spoke on the phone and that PK was trying to salvage their friendship. Dorit must not have given PK the memo that there is an all out war against LVP this season. Let's see, good friend Kyle who just loooooves LVP so much compares her to Charlie Sheen and says because she's a Virgo everything is "all about her" then collapses in laughter. No fake bitch, this is why she doesn't want to be around you. None of these women, Rinna, Teddi, Kyle, want LVP at their events because they like her. They just want to continue to bash and call her a liar. Then act incredulous that she doesn't want to be part of the group anymore? Teddi is a sanctimonious know it all and doesn't give a damn about Dorit's feelings or character. Neither does Kye, Dorit is just a means to an end to stick it to LVP. I truly love that this is blowing up in their faces. They were soooo sure that the viewing audience would be on their side and the overwhelming majority are pro LVP. I love it.

I can't believe these women are so blinded by their hatred of LVP that they can't see Dorit for the lying liar who lies that she is. Her bad acting at the table sobbing over threats to her children was laughable. They look like fools constantly bitching about LVP as she lives her life and expands her businesses. What do any of them do besides obsess over knocking her down? This was the most real I've ever seen Lisa. She was legitimately upset over Kyle not believing her. She finally understands that Kyle has never been her friend. I hope when Kyle inevitably tries to slither back LVP keeps her distance. Kyle wants to be the star of the show and she will not stop trying to tarnish LVP because she thinks that will help her own popularity.

It looks beautiful. I'm a sucker for flowers everywhere. Joyce broke the fourth wall in an attempt to defend herself but I don't know why she wasn't asked back for a second season. She was actually wealthy, connected, married with young kids and seemed genuinely nice. She gathered Brandi without cussing or yelling. I thought it was appalling how Yolanda treated her at the reunion by turning her back on her and wondering how her husband could stand listening to her talk. Guess what Lemon, Joyce is still married to her husband with a big penis. Lol.

She flipped out after being called "Vile Kyle" and wanted this woman reported to her employer? I wonder how she would feel if... the woman called her a c*** the woman said she wanted to knock her teeth out the woman said her husband didn't want her the woman said she wanted her sister to fail at her sobriety the woman said she only pretended to care about her sister when she was on camera Would Kyle follow that same woman on instagram after those serious insults?

I think Lisa Rinna has been in her pill bag too much if she thinks LVP is obsessed with her. Projection much? And now Rinna doesn't want to talk about the dog anymore when she has been the main shit stirrer? This needs to be her last season. She brings nothing to the table. If I want to watch her I can watch QVC once a month.

So the Radar Online article with the word "nip" which is a word that only British people know (WTF?) is the "proof" the entire cast is crowing about? Really? I love that Erika wore Rinna's cheap ass polyester jumpsuit in a symbol of cunty solidarity then roasted her ass off. I love that kitchen LVP wants to build.

Wasn’t Teddi’s story that she barely knew him and they only contacted her on LVP’s orders? It looks like they were familiar enough beyond an orchestrated set up.

I can see a three part reunion. LVP will be brought out at the end to explain her side and the 4 amigos will shriek at her for 30 minutes while Andy desperately tries to gain control. Andy will ask LVP if she can ever heal the rift and she says no. They'll probably end up firing Rinna and Teddi and bring on an ally for LVP next season. Kyle will try to slither up to LVP again due to backlash, LVP won't truly forgive her for leading the gang up and then she can whine about how LVP holds a grudge.

That's if Teddi even comes back next season.

I don't think they can afford it. Lawsuits, ya know.

Does Teddi have a text from LVP giving "the order" about the dog? If not then give up the dream of dethroning LVP. It's not going to happen off this lame takedown especially in "defense" of Dorit over something that she is solely responsible for creating. It's frustrating how Dorit has been characterized as some type of victim in this scenario and everyone has to "prove" their innocence to her.

Can we stop with the revisionist history about why Brandi was fired from the show? It was her OWN appalling behavior that did her in. Let's see- she was a bitter mess her last couple of seasons. She threw wine in Eileen's face, slapped LVP, fought and insulted practically everyone including making racist comments to Joyce. She was a sloppy drunk running around half naked with her tampon string hanging out. She also decided to throw her last 2 allies under the bus by saying that "everyone" called Bella a drunk and stating Kim needed an intervention. Then she topped it all off by shrieking at Andy during the reunion, called Kyle a c***, saying she wanted smash Kyle's teeth in and when asked what she brought to the show she could only come up with "conflict". In short, her time was up. All of her shock value wore off and she revealed herself to be a conniving mean spirited bitch with no true wealth or interesting storyline. She can't blame LVP. She did it all by her pathetic self.

Rinna is obsessed with LVP. I can't believe that haggard leather faced blowfish lipped bitch had the nerve to age shame LVP and mock how she looks. Instead of Erika and Dorit talking about LVP and why they're perfect wives- they should discuss their financial issues. Come on, ladies, you can't hide behind LVP for the whole season.

Obviously all powerful LVP manipulated Kyle’s eye to be wonky.

Yeah they wanted her to stay so they could keep talking about how she's a lying manipulator who victimized Dorit and Teddi. So fake.

The issue for me is none of these women are innocent in "manipulation" or getting other people to do their dirty work. If you're going to rage about how LVP gets people to do her dirty work you better have clean hands yourself. Adrienne had her chef talk shit about LVP on and off camera and later her husband as they were getting divorced. Camille had her friend DeeDee and the Medium there for backup to attack Kyle. As well as Kyle bringing Faye around to fight with Camille & Brandi. Yolanda and Brandi tried to recruit Joyce to go after LVP which she didn't go for, instead she told LVP what they said. Yolanda had Erika go after LVP her first season when she hadn't even had any interaction with her. Eileen totally manipulated Rinna into believing she was a victim. Rinna used Eden by taking her shopping and telling her Kim Richards was on the verge of death and she better talk to Kyle about. Rinna is totally stirring the pot with Dorit on the boat while Erika was pumping up Teddi. That's just off the top of my head. They all do it. They all understand they're shooting a reality show and have to "bring it" and some are better than others.

Dorit changes her story again. On WWHL she said that LVP knew she was giving the dog away. However on the boat she said she told LVP the day after. The fact that these desperate thirstbots care more about "nailing" LVP instead of caring that Dorit was irresponsible says it all. I cannot deal with Lisa Rinna and her soap opera over the top "moments". She acted like the puppy ripped off the limbs of the entire Kemsley household. YOU HAD TO PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN FROM CUJO! THEY COULD HAVE DIED! All she needed was a fainting couch. Shut up you unpleasant hag. Like it or not LVP is the main anchor of the show with a loyal fanbase. The more they attack her and try to ice her out the more they'll get dragged. Might even be putting their own employment on the line.

Remember that Erika is insisting she isn’t cold and now likes to hug everyone so maybe LVP was expecting something else? Erika has an OTT reaction to anything less than a thorough ass licking. Maybe she needs to spend less time with her fawning employees.

Did LVP manipulate Kyle into making an “allergic to dogs” joke in front of Lisa Rinna? Then Rinna kept asking for the scoop and Kyle told her. So how is LVP to blame every time these dummies do something shady or gossip?

I honestly can’t believe anyone at that table believed Dorit’s fake crying. Lmao what the hell was that? She’s a vapid grifter who gave the dog away and didn’t care what happened. Then is all shocked and offended that people talked about it? Lisa Rinna is going to call out LVP for manipulation when she was the one doing all the manipulation is ironic. I want to slap the smug off her face.

Wow she's got 7 kids ranging from 18 to 1.

This is supposed to be Harry Hamlin? Harry Hamlin‏ Verified account @HarryRHamlin Feb 23 Re Fake News! What’s it called when your wife of one year suddenly goes to bed with a pop singer? ...two weeks after your mother dies?? I did a lotta stuff with my wife “nose to nose” but ending our marriage was not one of them! Rinna's unhinged on twitter insulting people left and right. What a loon.

She's empty. It seems like her entire existence is having her stylist chose outfits for her to wear so she can lip sync in a small club.