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Another game: would you rather? Would you rather live in a tire house or have to deal with Ami's rotten tooth breath? Would you rather go on a 15th century chivalrous date with gothic/Twilight Noah or bathe downstream from Bear?

-That bush hot tub looked disgusting. And why would you do that with your sister? And why was Birdie going in fully clothed in multiple layers? Like at least wear shorts and a t-shirt - You were spot on about everything crazycatchick but this point gave me Duggar vibes. I even said out loud while watching "why all the layers?" Was she nervous about being slightly undressed in front of Matt or the cameras?

Can we play "marry, f@&k, kill " with this crew? Assuming I have permission to start: marry Bam, f@&k Matt, and as much as I want to punch Noah in the throat, I would have to kill daddy's boy Gabe

Finally saw the episode. Felt like I was watching a Christopher Guest movie during the Heather and Terry renovations discussion. It was a complete farce. Sorry if someone already mentioned it but Meaghen cued Shannon to wipe her mouth at the beginning of their discussion as if Heather had lipstick or food on her teeth. Does Meaghan actually work for production and only pretend to be a housewife?

Is Mary really leaving? Cryptic texts suggest it's true http://www.realitytea.com/2015/05/04/meri-brown-quitting-sister-wives-leaving-kody-brown/

Reality tea claims Mary is leaving Kody http://www.realitytea.com/2015/05/04/meri-brown-quitting-sister-wives-leaving-kody-brown/

And we never see who Lagaertha is speaking to in the previews about never seeing each other again. bjorn or kalf might be in on the ruse and want to pull the baptism scheme too. Or am I trying to hard to convince myself Ragnar survives?

What did Ragnar whisper/say when he leaned in to Lagaertha? Something like "you will not question me"? I think she is in on the long con She thinks it's a crazy idea and he was reminding her to go along with it

All I could think was, "Thank goodness for those contant chaperones" or we would all be speculating that Jill and Derick "had" to get married (sarcasm)

Conspiracy theory: Danielle's husband said Eddie's name for two answers on shag, marry, kill. Thus, the gay question and thus the disappearance of the game from film footage. Danielle knows he answered honestly and wants to be removed from the season.

I do not believe for one minute that the Robyn/Meri scenes were shown in the correct order. I think that Meri and Robyn had their tete a tete and THEN Robyn went to Kody and threatened that she could not possibly give him any additional children without having help. This way, Kody stops supporting Meri and starts viewing her as standing between him and what he wants. Meri remains the bad guy, and Robyn the favorite.