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Ugh, reminds me of this kid who commented on a Facebook post I read yesterday. Declaring he is a “wine snob” and ONLY drinks Argentinian Syrah and “Mal.” So, I guess his palate is superior to all those poor plebeian sommeliers who learn to appreciate varietals from around the world... Methinks Erika and Wine Snob Kid are trying too hard...

“How ‘bout THESE nuts!” ETA: wtf, “I don’t eat out of a bowl!” “My dog eats this food!” “Here’s how to run a boat!” I’d be running on the water towards the land. wtf x 2, grilled cheese and spaghetti, but you won’t eat a lovely pasta in a sauce?

Oy, this lady and her nuts. I just turned the show on, and I’m already over her.

Well I guess that, unlike James’s godfather, this show doesn’t got to, got to, got to have Faith... *rimshot*

And don’t forget? When she rolled her ankle? And had to be on crutches? And wanted to take time off work but she, like, had to work and it was sooooooooo hard? Maybe that memory was going through her mind.

Hold on to your seat for this SPOILER ALERT: Scheana’s eyelashes fall off again! But for real, in the preview it looks like every one of them stomps off stage at some point. I’m SO over that act.

Oh my gosh I missed the first couple minutes and Scheana being all “Phht, materialistic” at Lala and HerMan’s gifts. Hahahahaha. Like she wouldn’t give her last contouring kit to be in that position.

Why does Scheana look so pissed off watching Katie talk about her injury? Because it’s real and not, like, getting an eyelash stuck under your lower eyelid? Geez, even Grumpy Cat looks happy for her being happy.

There’s a line in the movie Singles where a guy (played by Tim Burton, ha!) is a videographer at a dating service and the woman who works with him says he’s “the next Martin Score-skeez.” Maybe that’s who watches? LOL

If I recall correctly, Sandoval and Ariana shot a brief scene at Villa Blanca this season, so I suspect Lisa and Ken still own that.

Hmm, maybe he couldn’t leave the country? Maybe he didn’t have a passport? Maybe he wanted to see Pearl Harbor? ;)

Thanks :) I’m sorry for your sister, and husband as well. Maybe that’s why I sympathize with her(on this! And only this! LOL). There are times I do have to fake it. It sucks. There are definitely times I have to go hide and lie down... but sometimes it hurts to lie down... So I’m like your sister, I have to be a little elevated. :( I just get them so frequently that if they’re “not that bad,” I suffer through them.

Didn’t say it wasn’t a cure; it’s just a help. Believe me, my migraines are 100% real. Because of course I take meds, rest, etc. I do everything I can to get rid of migraines—and sometimes Cokes are a part of that. Look, I think she’s been a jerk all season, and a jerk at the reunion. I’m not a superfan making excuses. I’m just trying to say that she isn’t necessarily faking it. Her being a jerk and having a migraine aren’t mutually exclusive.

That weird staring into space (as well as drinking a “regular” Coke) were actually signals to me that she DID have an actual migraine. That’s the kind of stuff I do. When I’m around friends and that happens, I let them know “hey, sorry if I look less than attentive—I have a migraine right now.”

Ooh, a PTV embedded housewife...

Aww, how did I miss the Grumpy Cat scene!?! Hah, I refer to Ariana from Vanderpump Rules as Grumpy Cat. :)

Ooh, I have a suggestion! The main alcoholic character can be called Richard Kims! See... totally different!

Teddi BULLYING Erika. That’s the funniest thing she has said! See, she has a sense of humor!

The purple Dance Fever twins are doing a great job of congratulating themselves for how justified they are in going after Teddi.

Wow, Holocaust conversation. That was deep. For two minutes. Not being funny, but can you have an anaphylactic reaction to animals? Asthmatic reactions can cause your throat to feel like it’s closing. Allergies can make your eyes red. Why do we care about Rinna’s thoughts about Kyle and LVP’s relationship?

But would you bring me? I need to drag my 2 suitcases wherever you’re going and it would make my life sooooo much easier...

Ok that’s it? Phew! ARGH, BRITTANY, CUT THAT SQUIRREL TAIL OF A KNOTTY HAIR BALL OFF!!! This season’s makeup trends really don’t look great on camera. The dusky oranges (like Lala has on) and the reds/pinks are just not translating well. IMO

I am clearly not skilled in the arts of the courtesan because I had zero idea what she meant by that. And I don’t need to, either. LOL

Rewatching (sort of) and I caught how adoringly Jax looked at Stassi when she was saying that she just wants to be loved for who she is. I know what he said about Brittany, but I think there’s a part of him that’s always going to be stuck on Stassi.

Yep, still running on Logo, but it’s super late (or super early, depending on how you view that). The last ep I saw was the one where Cliff is working in the strip club. Now they’re up to “Seems Like Old Times” (the return of Eddie) and “Summer of ‘84,” looks like.