DrSparkles

I can think of ONE thing worse: having to PAY for this shitty, not-right, over-priced drink!!!

Woah, wait. Why are you dissing MMoore? He does great work, not fair to use Kenya/Nene as an analogy! ;)

I think that's the whole 'relationship' between StASSi & Sheanay (I neither know nor care to know how to spell her name). Both wanted to be HBIC. StASSi clearly is the biggest bitch & managed to belittle other girls, esp Sheanay. IMO, ASSi thought when she left, they'd all (including the show) beg her to come swanning back. To everyone's surprise, Sheanay managed to position Herself as the main bitch, but not quite as horrible as StASSi, so more difficult to dethrone. Re: FI Tom & Adriana, smugness is contagious y'all, he caught it from her. They totally think they're the cool, smart couple. #not

F yeah! She is freaking gorgeous!!!!! Makes me want to grow my hair out again! Purses: if someone could get me on the list for a Birkin, I am 'shamed to say that I would cough up the money. MAAAANNNNN. I wants it. I have quite a few Coach leather purses that I love. I don't switch out daily, more like seasonally. Ladies rooms w no hanger for the purse are the debil. I have hung mines around my neck, in my armpit, and other contortionist moves.

This is so perfect.

I am so lost. And I echo what the fuckity w that dance?????

For Giselle & others NOT bothered by the seaward, this is a great read. I'd like to give a Shmemmy to whoever came up with the term "non-Gigis". That is so wrong it is all the way back to right again!!! From that google image of Erika's hizzouse, that property was INCREDIBLE, but did I miss seeing a pool?? Odd.

I tweeted "There's a glowstick in my vagina!!!" & Emerson 'liked' it :) I LOVE this show.

He doesn't even TRY ON the sunglasses, just checks the brand/price (?) & away he lurches!!!!

Q: Rob & Tara, live in Malibu, looks like ON the beach. I've read upthread that they're realtors? Is this where his money comes from? Erica, you dumbass.

Laurie Metcalf was so great in Getting On.

Sheree skin looked damn good. Kenya, girl, no. Tootie, your hair is a horror. I agree w others in that au natural means no wigs, etc as well!

McNutty rides again!!!

Gael Garcia Bernal ... still so foine, still so charming. Phew!!!

Now there's where I would have seen here (TDS). Yeah, they talked about Aaron R some. Thanks :)

I thought Olivia Munn was a hoot! I don't know her from Adam's cat tho.

Ah, I thought they said Kris' mom DID have the breast cancer (& maybe ovarian as well?). But yes, then only KRIS would need to get tested, not the next gen (yet). Dummies.

I didn't know who Michelle was, but she was NOT funny. And Biff is a bore IMO.

As gross & revolting as Jax is, Satan Andy is worse. Had him on WWHL (AGAIN) so that people could shit all over him. I'm not defending Jax or his behavior, but jesus. Also? Biff needs to calm down & take ALL of the seats. Lala is in search of attention. Taking of her top & then rubbing all up on Faith -- attention-seeker. Ariana, FOR ONCE, had the right reaction: bored now. Scheanay is also attention-seeking. One difference between her & Lala & that Scheanay's efforts affect/hurt other people. And bc it can't be said enough, her thoughts & actions re: Shay's sobriety are FUBAR!!! Take about someone whose mama needs a phone call!! SHUT UP Sheanay. James is repulsive.

Yes, me too. I love Peter Murphy. And Mazzy Star?! Yes please. The music has been on fleek this season (as the kds say).As for the season itself? Confusing & convoluted w lots of eye candy.

Agreed!!! Bravo Giselle!!!

Yes, sorry! Someone else had said 'almost 60' & I just repeated it w/o fact-checking!! Hell naws, 56 isn't almost 60, nor is 58 IMO. Only when you are 2 months short of your next b'day are you 'almost xx' IMO! :)

Erika is 44 & Eileen is almost 60?! Damn, they look good.

Her head is HUGE.

I'd like some deets on that ring! She was pretty!!