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That douchebag bro said he was grateful for being blessed with good looks and nobody even batted an eye. And for the record he looks like every other bridge-and-tunnel steroidal goon that invades NYC every weekend.

OK, I’ll just come out and say it. I, for one, do not believe Brynn was raped. I believe at some point in her life she had an experience with a guy that became uncomfortable, maybe worse, but not raped. But, like every other fucking word that comes out her mouth, the story became “embellished.” Nobody believes anything else she says so why the blanket acceptance of this story? Since she somehow got them all to rally around her at the end, maybe she actually does work in PR and is good at it.

Why on earth is Karine Jean-Pierre wasting her time with that moron Osefo? TJ is one creepy and awkward dude. He talks to Stacey like she’s his property.

“…or something you may have did.” Those four degrees didn’t do much for your grammar, Osefo.

How old is Alaura Kimes? Why does she already look like a 45-year-old woman with bad plastic surgery and 2 tons of makeup?

Who is Ashley kidding? No 30-year-old has nearly enough money to pay her bills and keep her satisfied. She is the definition of a gold digger. Wendy was about to say “J…ohns Hopkins” and quickly reverted to “my university.” You know damn well they told her to keep their name out her damn mouth on this show. I have no doubt she was fired. But at least now she has more time to focus on her one-wick candles.

When a doctor recommends losing weight to her obese patients I don’t see that as fat-shaming. It’s good medical advice.

TJ “self-verified” his own IMDb profile to add “Sexual orientation: straight.” Who does that?? (Besides a desperately closeted gay man, I mean.) Stacey. Gurrrrl.

Jenna and that phone.

Not another fucking season of Daisy and Gary. Kill me now.

I love that Ellie got all decked out in her hoochie catsuit to outshine Bri and nobody paid any attention to her except creepy Iain.

So not sad to see either Jared or Cat go. Cat has some serious issues that will impede her in life. If she can’t deal with making beds and cleaning bathrooms on a TV show her prospects will be very limited. I personally would have been very insulted to hear her keep saying how alone she felt when the entire crew seemed to go to great lengths to make her feel included. And if being corrected for folding a towel the wrong way sends you into fits of sobbing, well, sorry to break this news, but the world has a lot more in store for you.

Those elevator scenes were next-level absurd. What mother and daughter would have such intimate conversations like that--about spousal abuse, fertility, childhood trauma--so cavalierly in front of a stranger? They were temporarily trapped in an elevator, not stranded on an island for the rest of their lives. I want to like this show so much but the many ridiculous conversations and situations keep making me hate it. It is beautifully filmed but the script is ludicrous. Also, Margaret and her husband have zero chemistry.

The charter guests described themselves as “used to luxury.” Then we get these foul unappealing people in Walmart wardrobes talking about sucking dick at the dinner table. The mustachioed guy seemed uncomfortable using a knife and fork.

And to absolutely no one’s surprise, Kelly Bensimon is still insane.