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I think Jibri has greatly overestimated Daveed’s affection for him.

No she did not say, “You brung me from Trinidad to this,” you dick head. Shaeeda actually has good grammar.

Break out your sparkling water, y’all.

Enough with the Little People Big Turds. How many years are these dirty people going to be fighting over that dry ass pumpkin patch like it’s Falcon Crest or something?

Another turtleneck? Regretting those neck tattoos are we?

John is drunk off his ass.

The Miss Anne vibes are strong with this one.

There’s probably a family of fundamentalist squirrels living in that beard. This photo looks so smelly.

If Tessie is able to create fashion from the hideous clothing trough she has to sort through, then maybe there’s a tiny bit of a creative spark that her parents haven’t yet managed to crush. I often wonder how stifling it must be for artistic people in these oppressive belief systems. Can’t sing unless it’s about Jesus. Can’t write unless it’s about Jesus. Can’t dance unless it’s liturgical dance for Jesus. How suffocating. I know kids who grew up like that and it made them crazy. Fortunately, they went to public schools, so they at least had a social outlet. I hope Tessie’s creativity helps her find some escape. It makes me wonder if any of the Rodlets know their parents’ world is total bs and if they’re hoping to leave the cult.

Jennifer, he has to keep his Craigslist ads fresh.

Debbie needs to sign up to be the next Babygirl in the Usman line up. When one gets too old, he just switches them out like Menudo.

This is Booger’s first bath in years.

No, don’t make him get up and give this rodent a hug! He just met him five seconds ago. A simple “thank you Mr. Clown” will suffice.

I ate two dove bars. If I see any parts of Big Ed’s tongue or anything, they’re both coming up instantly and violently.

LOL! “I want my blind daddy’s records!” But my favorite episode was when Lamont and Julio went into business together and Fred said it would no longer be Sanford & Son, it’d be “Julio & Damned Foolio.”

Hate is better in Turkey.

I swear I hate these Pillow Talk mofos. If they’re not screaming, “Ohhhhh!” then it’s “You go, Angela (or any other disgusting person on screen).” I no longer watch, but I have a visceral reaction to the commercials. I hate them all. *I rescind everything if Sumit’s parents end up on Pillow Talk.

This is who Bilal envisions himself as.

Yay! You made it to the live chat.

LMAO! This pre-fab McMansion that he revealed to her like it was the big prize on the showcase showdown. I’m unimpressed, hun.

Jbri is wearing his best Nancy Meyers movie turtleneck. It’s giving Diane Keaton realness.

I have to admit, I always root for the North African love rats. I don’t know why, I just find them to be so humorously scammy. Original Mo is definitely the Rat King, but Azan, Zied, Aladin, Yazan, Hamza and now Little Mo are what keep me coming back to this shit show.

Bini has gotten really skinny.

The Ethiopian goofballs.

Eww. What did she inject in her upper lip? She looks like she has an actual snout. Like a Simpsons character.