Quotes from Grimm: "I Don’t Like That No Fear Of Death Thing. It’s Not Healthy."

[bluvelvet]

Monroe: If this doesn't work, I'm busting out the hacksaw!

Monroe: It's a stick?

Hank: It looks like a stick.

Wu: A really old stick.

Rosalee: It can't be just a stick!

Nick: That's what it looks like.

Monroe: They wouldn't have buried a stick. Unless there was some kind of dog wesen.

Hank: Maybe it's some kind of important stick that belongs to a bigger piece of wood that means something to somebody.

Wu: What if it was a stick-mata? Sorry, that was a reach.

Rosalee: Maybe it's something like a stick from the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

Hank: You're talking about the tree that Eve picked the apple from in the Garden of Eden?

Monroe: If that's the case, then we just flew half way across the world and risked our lives for a stick that has screwed up all of humanity since the beginning of time.

Wu: Maybe that's why the buried it in the first place, because the gates of hell are going to open up and the world as we know it is going to end.

I was waiting for this posts, lots of good quotes this episode.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Wu: So we're thinking this is some kind of healing stick magic wand thing?

 

Benito: You're not ready for a mask like that until price doesn't matter.

 

Hank: Missing cow ovaries? Where was I?

Nick: Vacation.

 

Rachel: To win we think you'll need to have a family.

Renard: Are you proposing? Or are you pregnant?

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Adalind: We have a son together.

Renard: And we have a daughter together.

Adalind: Well maybe I should live with both of you. Wouldn't that be fun?

[Prevailing Wind]

I was hoping she said "leave," not "live with."

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Rosalee: The one advantage we have - he doesn't know we know.

 

Monroe: So what do we think? Are we voting for [Renard]?

 

Rosalee: Everything okay?

Eve: Some things are. Others are not. Do you remember when Adalind became and I became her?

Monroe: I'm pretty sure none of us will ever be able to unremember that.

 

Hank: Mark, Luke, and John? Really?

Wu: I'm just the messenger. And not from on high.

 

Nick: At Dwight's tent revivals, he actually gets possessed by the devil.

Hank: This happens a lot?

Nick: Apparently. Eye witnesses are quoted as saying they've seen Dwight possessed by Satan and then casting out.

Hank: But the devil gets thrown out again and again and keeps coming back for more?

Nick: It does make you wonder about Satan's schedule.

 

Adalind: I'm not sure [Renard] would make a good mayor, you know, considering everything I know about him.

Nick: Yeah, that and he's a zauerebiest.

Adalind: They're not really known for their altruism.

 

Joan: That money belongs to God!

[merylinkid]

"We have a tradition:  You have the right to remain silent."    I love you Hank.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Eve: Renard is cooperating with Blackclaw.

Nick: How do you know?

Eve: Rachel told me.

Nick: Rachel just flat out told you that Renard is involved with Blackclaw? Why would she do that?

Eve: I slept with her.

Nick: I'm serious.

Eve: So am I. I was Sean Renard at the time. I didn't know how...personal their relationship was.

 

Hank: How do we handle this?

Nick: Like we don't know what we know.

 

Monroe: It looks like a locking mechanism for a water tight door like a bulkhead on a submarine.

Rosalee: So maybe there's water on the other side?

Monroe: Like what? The ocean?

Rosalee: Maybe you shouldn't open it.

Monroe: But Nick told us he already opened it.

Rosalee: Maybe it was low tide?

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Wu: You know how we've said, "This is a really weird one," before? This is a really weird one.

Nick: Is there more than one piece?
Wu: No.

Hank: Bite marks?

Wu: Not that I can tell.

Nick: Is something missing?

Wu: I believe there is.

 

Nick: This guy got boned.

 

Nick: Looks like a crusty residue around his mouth.

Hank: You had to say crusty.

 

Nick: This is not the first flat body on the books.

Hank: That's sort of depressing.

 

Hank: Weren't you wearing that jersey the last time I arrested you?

Pinky: Yeah, I've been wearing this jersey every day since 1999. Look, this is my man. This is Scotty Pippen. Everybody said his career was over when Michael Jordan retired. They was wrong!

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Wu: You guys are awesome.
Hank: Man, that sounded insincere.
Nick: No, I think he meant it.

Wu: I have been dreaming of red meat. Speaking of dreams, I've had some really weird ones lately.
Nick: Weirder than red meat?

Hank: You're staying home.
Nick: Will you please take the day off? Portland will survive one day without you.
Wu: What if it doesn't?
Hank: Then we'll know who to blame.

Hank: Are you sure it was Theo Delano?
Wu: Oh, I'm sure. You don't forget a guy who throws up in the back of your patrol car.

Trubel: Where's Theo Delano now?
Nick: Dead.
Trubel: Oh, good. I'll update the database.

Zuri: How was your day?
Hank: Long. And weird.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Renard: I'll treat [Kelly] as if he were my own.
Adalind: That's reassuring. You gave our daughter away.

Trubel: I assume you lost the two [Blackclaw] who were following you?
Nick: For good.
Trubel: I'll update the database.

Trubel: We have to help [Nick].
Meisner: Not by doing something stupid.

Renard: I know this is awkward and difficult.
Adalind: Thanks for catching up.

Nick: Where's my son?
Renard: He's safe.
Nick: You're not.
Renard: Neither are you.

Trubel: I could leave right now, take [Renard] out in the parking lot. You wouldn't be involved.

Renard: Nick, sometimes the only way to protect the ones you love is to let them go.
Nick: And sometimes the only way to protect the ones you love is to kill the people who threaten them.

Nick: It's not just a stick.
Trubel: It looks like just a stick.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Wu: There's a witness for something [Hank] didn't do that [Nick] did?

Nick: I'd like to help you but I'm not going to.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Operator: Will you accept a call from Sean Renard at the Portland precinct jail?
Adalind: Uh, I guess.
Renard: Adalind.
Adalind: What's going on?
Renard: I've been arrested for murder.
Adalind: Really? Who'd you kill?
Renard: I didn't kill anybody.
[Adalind rolls her eyes]

Adalind: Sean's been arrested.
Rosalee: What?
Adalind: Yeah, for murder.
Rosalee: I'm surprised - not that he murdered somebody but that he was arrested for it. Was it Bonaparte?
Adalind: No, Rachel Wood.
Rosalee: He killed his own mistress?

Monroe: Diana is the offspring of a full on hexenbiest and a half zauberbeist, and Kelly is the son of the same hexenbiest and a grimm. I'm sorry, but that is a big weird gene pool to be diving into.

Renard: Ironically, I don't have an alibi for the night Rachel was killed.
Adalind: Where were you?
Renard: I was killing Bonaparte.
Adalind: Oh, well, that is awkward.

Adalind: You expect me to be your alibi for a murder you didn't commit because you were actually murdering the person who was your alibi?

Renard: I'm not going to jail for a murder I did not commit.
Adalind: Why not? You're not going to jail for one you DID commit.

Nick: We need to get [Renard] to drop the charges against me.
Bud: Good idea. But how are you going to do that? That guy is a dick.

Renard: Just so you know, if I wind up missing or dead, you're suspect number one.
Nick: You're no good to me dead.
Wu: I tried to convince him otherwise.

Hank: Adalind's alibi should clear [Renard].
Wu: She's believable, right?
Hank: When you're that pretty, people want to believe you.

[Prevailing Wind]

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Bud: Good idea. But how are you going to do that? That guy is a dick.

I lurve Bud.

[merylinkid]

39 minutes ago, ElectricBoogaloo said:

 

Hank: Adalind's alibi should clear [Renard].
Wu: She's believable, right?
Hank: When you're that pretty, people want to believe you.

No kidding Hank.   You forgave her for roofieing you and then raping you.   Wu forgave her for the magic cookies.   Nick not only forgave her pretty much everything, he is in "love" with her.  All because she is a mom now.   I don't think she ever even said "sorry for being a bitch to everyone."

[OtterMommy]

3 hours ago, merylinkid said:

No kidding Hank.   You forgave her for roofieing you and then raping you.   Wu forgave her for the magic cookies.   Nick not only forgave her pretty much everything, he is in "love" with her.  All because she is a mom now.   I don't think she ever even said "sorry for being a bitch to everyone."

According to a die-hard Nadalind fan, there was a cut scene (included on the season 5 DVD set) where she did.  My thought--and response--was, if that was so important, they woudn't have cut it.

[bluvelvet]

2 hours ago, OtterMommy said:

According to a die-hard Nadalind fan, there was a cut scene (included on the season 5 DVD set) where she did.  My thought--and response--was, if that was so important, they woudn't have cut it.

 

Yeah I have the S5 DVDs, she apologizes during that  group dinner. That deleted scene also included Hank going for a cookie and pulling back.  Honestly though I see why they cut it, it didn't really add anything. 

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Hank: We'll just convince [Renard] the best thing to do is resign.
Wu: That shouldn't be very hard. He's a reasonable dickwad.

Nick: I feel weird being this tall.

Monroe: You need to be a little more Renardy.

Grossante: I killed a man in front of you. I kept my part of the bargain.
Nick as Renard: And then you got blood on my shirt.
Grossante: Seriously? I tear the throat out of a man who's blackmailing you and you're complaining about a little blood on your shirt?
Nick as Renard: Well, that's what I consider a dealbreaker, Lieutenant Grossante.

[SnarkyTart]

On ‎1‎/‎21‎/‎2017 at 6:02 AM, ElectricBoogaloo said:

Hank: We'll just convince [Renard] the best thing to do is resign.
Wu: That shouldn't be very hard. He's a reasonable dickwad.

Nick: I feel weird being this tall.

Monroe: You need to be a little more Renardy.

Grossante: I killed a man in front of you. I kept my part of the bargain.
Nick as Renard: And then you got blood on my shirt.
Grossante: Seriously? I tear the throat out of a man who's blackmailing you and you're complaining about a little blood on your shirt?
Nick as Renard: Well, that's what I consider a dealbreaker, Lieutenant Grossante.

Thanks for doing these.  I just noticed that you also provide quotes on the Sleepy Hollow thread.  Very generous of you, and much appreciated!

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Renard: Shut up! Let's get one thing straight here. I'm in charge of this precinct. Any of you get out of line again, you will be out of here.
Nick: So...no medals then?
Renard: Get out.

Renard: Look, if this is some kind of revenge haunting, don't forget I shot you to put you out of your misery.
Meisner: Yeah, thank you for that, really. But don't forget you betrayed us all. It's the real reason I'm dead.

Haley: Just because you don't believe me doesn't mean it didn't happen.

Hank: How many babies can one guy eat?
Wu: Is that a real question or a riddle?

Mini mart clerk: If that was a mask, it looked way real. I hope he wasn't a disabled person or something. That wouldn't really explain the third eye, but maybe he was disfigured in a nuclear accident somewhere.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Renard: Are you going to follow me everywhere?
Meisner: I'm not following you. I'm haunting you. There is a difference.

Renard: I don't do "sorry" very well.
Meisner: Do I look shocked?

Meisner: I'm not sure I can commit to a half-assed haunting, Sean. I mean, you wouldn't respect me if I took a cheap thank you and drifted off into whatever awaits me.

Nick: Check to see if there were any reports of a naked man in a park some time last night.
Wu: Uhhhh, this is Portland. I might have to narrow that down.

Hank: So he either came to the park fully clothed and was robbed of everything he had or he came to the park with no clothes and was killed for no personal gain.
Nick: It might have just been a sadistic sexual encounter gone bad.
Hank: Really?
Nick: No, it's wesen.

Hank: We believe in a lot of things, but not coincidence.

Diana: [Meisner] wanted the king to fly. I don't think he did.

Adalind: I think it's time I told you I'm sorry for what I did to you.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Wu: Got your info on the once lovely Englewood Hotel owned by Beverly Garwood. According to this, she lives in LA.
Nick: You have a number?
Wu: No, it's my first day on the job.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Diana: Who are you?
Grossante: I'm the man your daddy stabbed in the back.
Diana: No, that was Mr. Bonaparte.

Eve: Morning.
Monroe: Yes, morning - made more lovely by you saying the word "morning." I feel the dawn of a crystalline new day in your voice and your hair is more exuberant than ever. I adore it.
Eve: Okay.

Nick: I never realized how beautiful your eyes were.
Rosalee: Thanks, I like your eyes too.

Hank: Why was I crying? Why am I in my underwear?

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Nick: We know something is coming. We just don't know what or when. Probably a plague, a rain of frogs, locusts, an IRS audit.
Monroe: Or something even weirder.

Hank: Dead guys don't woge. Do they?

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Monroe: We need a buddy system. Nobody can look in a mirror by themselves until we figure this out.

Hunter #1: It's a known fact. Chicks dig camo. It makes you invisible to the deer and irresistible to the ladies.
Hunter #2: Look, I ain't taking advice from someone that's french kissed their cousin.
Hunter #1: She had a boyfriend. It's not like anything was really going to happen.

Monroe: It's like if someone went into your house, broke in, shot your dog, ate your cat, fished in your aquarium, set your kitchen on fire, and peed in your bed.

Hank: Exiguous.
Monroe: That's one of my favorite words.

Wu: Every single one of them has a record - punished or fined for crimes against nature, and I don't mean the bible thumping sex kind.

Wu: You couldn't ask for a prettier place to get brutally murdered.

Nick: [This morning] I had this weird feeling.
Wu: What kind of weird feeling?
Nick: Not normal weird.
Wu: Yeah, but when you get a weird feeling, it's different from when I get one.
Hank: I'm getting a weird vibe here too.
Wu: Okay, now I'm getting a weird vibe feeling, but I don't know if it's yours or mine.

Wu: Okay, now I really do have a weird feeling and it's all mine.

Wu: Our childhoods were very different.

Edited March 5, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo

[merylinkid]

3 hours ago, ElectricBoogaloo said:

Hank: Exiguous.
Monroe: That's one of my favorite words.

It ws all in Monroe's delivery of the line.   God I hope the actor finds something worry of his talents when this is over.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Eve: Did [your mother] ever mention anything to you about portals to another world or moving through mirrors?
Adalind: No, but there was a lot we didn't talk about.

Wu: FYI - Nell's does an amazing linguine and clams.
Hank: We know.

Nick: [Maddie's] wallet's here, credit cards, cash.
Hank: And the car's still here so it wasn't a robbery unless there was thirty pounds of cocaine in the trunk.

Mrs. Cutler: Who are you?
Mason: I'm your friend Mason who helps take care of you, remember?
Mrs. Cutler: I remember the sweet taste of blood in my mouth.
Mason: Well, that's a new one.

Nick: Check everything they've got. See if we're missing anything.
Wu: Yeah, like the murderer.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Adalind: There's something I need to tell you about the night that Renard killed Bonaparte.
Nick: That was a fun night.

Monroe: Renard could be lying. After all the backstabbing that's gone on - literally and figuratively.

Wu: [Renard] doesn't really have a great record for helping anyone but himself.

Eve: How do you say, "I'm a vegetarian," in German?

Renard: This [cloth] is what the grimm crusaders buried? This is what the royal family has been looking for for centuries?
Monroe: That and this.
Renard: A stick? They buried a stick?
Monroe: It gets that reaction a lot.

Eve: I'm guessing this is your standard stone slab sacrificial altar.

Wu: I suppose this is how Alice felt falling down the rabbit hole.

Eve: Happy doesn't interest me anymore. It just gets in the way.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Monroe: Maybe it's not hell per se-
Renard: It looks a lot like it.
Monroe: It's different. There's no lava, no fire, no brimstone. It's a garden. Now I'm not saying the garden of Eden, but I'm not NOT saying the garden of Eden.

Adelind: I thought the devil carried a pitchfork.
Monroe: Technically it's a trident. He's not a farmer.

Wu: A huge flood, the sky is one fire, and all lives get swallowed by wolves. So I guess if you're a wolf, that's good news.

Hank: It's in German, I think.
Rosalee: Not modern German. This looks much older. My guess is it's althochdeutsch.
Wu: Do you read althochdeutsch?
Rosalee: No, but the internet can.

Wu: This is one big existential migraine.

Adalind: She's not a hexenbiest anymore.
Wu: Isn't this a good thing?
Eve: I don't know.

Adalind: Just think of it as fairy dust.
Diana: Mom, there's no such thing as fairies.

Adalind: What were you doing [at the cabin]?
Renard: Nick and I met here to settle our differences about the key.
Adalind: Oh. That.
Renard: Yeah, we both decided it couldn't fall into your hands.
Nick: When you were working for the royals.
Adalind: That was before I had a baby with you. Or you.
Nick: Simpler times.

Hank: So far, no reports of any kind of a skull faced guy with a staff.
Wu: We just got a 911 call. Didn't say anything about a skull faced guy or a staff but we got bodies - one with his eyes blown out and a lot of dead bats.
Hank: Good enough for me.

Wu: This is a lot of dead bats.
Hank: And yet I'm not surprised.
Wu: I don't think a lot could surprise us after the year we've had.
Hank: Year? Try years.
Wu: Do you wish we'd never known?
Hank: Not at all. Unless the real question is: are we crazy and don't even know it?
Police officer: Gotta say I'm not a big fan of bats, dead or otherwise. You ever seen anything like this?
Hank: How many bodies?
Police officer: Are we talking bats or people?
Wu: Uh, let's start with people.
Police officer: Two. First one's in the office, apparently electrocuted but I can't see any downed power lines. And his outfit's a little weird in that he's not wearing one.
Wu: Naked in a gas station. That's a dignified way to go.
Police officer: At least he's got underwear.

Hank: See if you can identify the exhibitionist.
Police officer: I'd hate to see where he keeps his wallet.

Hank: Any guesses as to where his clothes went?
Wu: Either this is how he gets his kicks or someone took them.

Edited March 25, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo

[merylinkid]

23 hours ago, ElectricBoogaloo said:

Adalind: That was before I had a baby with you. Or you.
Nick: Simpler times.

Thank you show for acknowledging that Adalind has had 2 babies by two different fathers, one a Zauerbeast and one a Grimm.  No not awkward at all.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Kelly: Take good care of my grandson. I like his name.

Renard: I wish I'd never heard of the keys or Black Claw.
[Me: JOIN THE CLUB.}

Edited April 1, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo