Zalyn May 3, 2014 Share May 3, 2014 Inspired by another discussion, the Vikings version of "Fuck, Marry, Kill" made more hardcore for our rugged vikings! Original set: Ragnar. Rollo. Torstein. Eyefuck Ragnar, because he always eyefucks. Headbutt Rollo, because he's a dunderhead and that's the only place I can headbutt him that isn't already broken. Raid Torstein because he likes to party. New threesome: King Horik, King Ecbert, Jarl Borg. 1 Link to comment
SingleMaltBlonde May 3, 2014 Share May 3, 2014 I need to mix and match...Torstein looks too much like family. Eyefuck: Ragnar Headbutt: Rollo...I don't think there is much else in there besides the caramel filling Raid: King Ecbert...maybe a marine landing in the hot tub? 2 Link to comment
Ohwell May 5, 2014 Share May 5, 2014 Headbutt: Ragnar. I just want to see how long it would take for me to pass out. Raid: Horik. Up his ass. Eyefuck: Torstein and Athelstan. Viking sammich. 3 Link to comment
jnymph May 5, 2014 Share May 5, 2014 Never played and I'm a little slow. :) Are we supposed to respond to the 3 characters left by the previous poster ? Also, does "raid" mean to "raid" literally? Meaning , who would I want to steal from? Eyefuck = fuck?Headbutt = literal headbutt ? Link to comment
Ohwell May 5, 2014 Share May 5, 2014 I just made the rules up in my head, and added characters. I think you can just go by whatever the terms mean to you. Link to comment
jnymph May 6, 2014 Share May 6, 2014 Lol ohwell :) Ok here goes Eyefuck - Athelstan mmmm Raid - king Ecbert - love that spa & library too Head butt - Siggy / she bugs me 3 Link to comment
OriginalCyn May 7, 2014 Share May 7, 2014 (edited) Eyefuck: Lagertha (I mean, who wouldn't?) (Repeatedly) Headbutt: Princess Aslaug (though I might be a bit concerned that those bucked teeth of hers might get lodged in my skull) Raid: Lagertha's Merry Band of Shieldmaidens (interpreted as going raiding with, rather than raiding upon) .....Shieldmaiden Sandwich. Nothing sweeter. Edited May 7, 2014 by OriginalCyn 2 Link to comment
jdwud May 7, 2014 Share May 7, 2014 I think the rules got lost. So starting with the beginning I would - Eyefuck - Jarl Borg Headbutt - King Horik Raid - King Ecbert New threesome: Floki, Earl Haraldson, and King Horik. Link to comment
David T. Cole May 7, 2014 Share May 7, 2014 EyeMakeItWithYou: Princess Aslaug (As the sole member of the Aslaug Appreciation Club, I expect a discount or something). Headbutt: Young Bjorn: whiny little guy with a soft, yielding forehead Raid: The fridge while in Wessex cuz that Viking food be nasty 6 Link to comment
Son of the Norse December 21, 2017 Share December 21, 2017 Eye: Scarface (Bjorn's first wife) HB: Ragnar's son that no-one cares about. Raid: the psycho bishop's little black book of recent widows. Link to comment
Son of the Norse January 6, 2018 Share January 6, 2018 (edited) Just for fun! :) Rank the following Viking dudes in the order (1- 6), of who you would use your "Free Pass" on: NUMBER #1- Iron Side! NUMBER #2 - Rollo! NUMBER #3 - Leif! NUMBER #4 - Young Ragnar! NUMBER #5 - Ivar! NUMBER #6 - This guy! Lets hear your votes!!!! :) Edited January 6, 2018 by Son of the Norse Link to comment
Son of the Norse January 6, 2018 Share January 6, 2018 And now for the Ladies! Rank them (1 - 6) in the order you would use your Free Pass! NUMBER 1 - Lagertha! NUMBER 2 - Torvi! NUMBER 3 - Astrid! NUMBER 4 - Yidu! NUMBER 5 - SIggy! NUMBER 6 - This chick! Lets see your votes! :) Link to comment
Silverglitter January 6, 2018 Share January 6, 2018 Rollo! dude is a league of his own as far as the men of Vikings goes, imo. Ivar Young Ragnar Bjorn Leif I prefer dark hair obviously. 1 Link to comment
Son of the Norse January 6, 2018 Share January 6, 2018 Thank you for playing! For being the 1st participant; you receive 1 shiny new SotN Token, to spend on prizes at a later date! :) Link to comment
Ohwell January 6, 2018 Share January 6, 2018 Ok, I'll bite: Rollo (I'm mad at him but he's hot, damn him!) Young Ragnar Bjorn Leif Ivar I'm a straight woman, but I'll rank the females too: Astrid (those eyes!) Lagertha Torvi Siggy Yidu/That Chick (I want That Chick to meet Yidu's fate) Link to comment
KsamuraiX January 7, 2018 Share January 7, 2018 Number 6!! Dude's gotta have a sexy bod under all that rag of his... he was young once a long long long time ago:) 1 Link to comment
Son of the Norse January 7, 2018 Share January 7, 2018 18 hours ago, KsamuraiX said: Number 6!! Dude's gotta have a sexy bod under all that rag of his... he was young once a long long long time ago:) I just knew someone would pick that "hottie"!! LOL Now, will anyone pick Ms. Blah blah blah? Link to comment
nowornever January 9, 2018 Share January 9, 2018 Eyefuck: Ivar He's crazy but his eyes are sexy. Headbutt: Margrethe Good lord is she greedy. Raid: Bjorn and Halfdan . They seem to be having some great adventures Next up: Aethelwulf, Harald, Alfred. Any takers? Also, I'd use my free pass on Ragnar, Rollo, Ivar, Bjorn, Leif and the Seer, in that order Then Lagertha, Torvi, Astrid, Siggy. Yidu/Margrethe only with a gun to my head. Both characters bug the beejeebus out of me. Are SotN tokens valid currency in Canada? I might be moving... Link to comment
Son of the Norse January 9, 2018 Share January 9, 2018 9 hours ago, nowornever said: Also, I'd use my free pass on Ragnar, Rollo, Ivar, Bjorn, Leif and the Seer, in that order Then Lagertha, Torvi, Astrid, Siggy. Yidu/Margrethe only with a gun to my head. Both characters bug the beejeebus out of me. Are SotN tokens valid currency in Canada? I might be moving... SotN Tokens are valid world wide and can be redeemed (if your lucky enough to get one) at the following locations: In Canada at any McDonalds, Wendys, or Burger King (as long as you order the Moose droppings Shake and tell them that "Green sent you"). The Glacier Shop in Greenland* The Nordic Store in Iceland* *I must be at your side for these purchases to be accepted. The rest of the world at any retail store location, or open air bazaar where you are lucky enough to find myself, a cast member of Vikings, and any my little pony fan-boy; together at the same table slowly sipping iced cocktails of Red Bull and Absolute Mandarin flavored Vodka. and any In and Out Burger in Scandinavia (opening locations TBD). Hope that helps! LOL Link to comment
nowornever January 1, 2019 Share January 1, 2019 Resurrecting this because I have a cold and I'm stuck on the couch. Harald, Magnus, Judith. Anyone??? 2 Link to comment
Ohwell January 2, 2019 Share January 2, 2019 That sucks to be stuck on the couch with a cold. : ( Eyefuck: Harald (I'm ashamed) Head butt: Judith (I don't dislike her; I just never warmed up to her) Raid: Magnus (He's a fighter, I'll give him that) 2 Link to comment
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