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Inspired by another discussion, the Vikings version of "Fuck, Marry, Kill" made more hardcore for our rugged vikings!

 

Original set:

Ragnar. Rollo. Torstein.

 

Eyefuck Ragnar, because he always eyefucks.

 

Headbutt Rollo, because he's a dunderhead and that's the only place I can headbutt him that isn't already broken.

 

Raid Torstein because he likes to party.

 

New threesome:

King Horik, King Ecbert, Jarl Borg.

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I need to mix and match...Torstein looks too much like family.

 

Eyefuck: Ragnar

 

Headbutt: Rollo...I don't think there is much else in there besides the caramel filling

 

Raid: King Ecbert...maybe a marine landing in the hot tub?

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Headbutt:  Ragnar.  I just want to see how long it would take for me to pass out.

 

Raid:  Horik.  Up his ass.

 

Eyefuck:  Torstein and Athelstan.  Viking sammich.

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Never played and I'm a little slow. :)  Are we supposed to respond to the 3 characters left by the previous poster ?

Also, does "raid" mean to "raid" literally? Meaning , who would I want to steal from? 

Eyefuck = fuck?
Headbutt = literal headbutt ?

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I just made the rules up in my head, and added characters.  I think you can just go by whatever the terms mean to you. 

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Lol ohwell :)

Ok here goes

Eyefuck - Athelstan mmmm

Raid - king Ecbert - love that spa & library too

Head butt - Siggy / she bugs me

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Eyefuck:  Lagertha (I mean, who wouldn't?)

(Repeatedly) Headbutt:  Princess Aslaug (though I might be a bit concerned that those bucked teeth of hers might get lodged in my skull)

Raid:  Lagertha's Merry Band of Shieldmaidens (interpreted as going raiding with, rather than raiding upon)

 

.....Shieldmaiden Sandwich.  Nothing sweeter.

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I think the rules got lost.

 

So starting with the beginning I would -

 

Eyefuck - Jarl Borg

Headbutt - King Horik

Raid - King Ecbert

 

New threesome:

Floki, Earl Haraldson, and King Horik.

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EyeMakeItWithYou: Princess Aslaug (As the sole member of the Aslaug Appreciation Club, I expect a discount or something).

Headbutt: Young Bjorn: whiny little guy with a soft, yielding forehead

Raid: The fridge while in Wessex cuz that Viking food be nasty

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Just for fun! :) 

Rank the following Viking dudes in the order (1- 6), of who you would use your "Free Pass" on:

 

 

NUMBER #1- Iron Side!

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NUMBER #2 - Rollo!

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NUMBER #3 - Leif!

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NUMBER #4 - Young Ragnar!

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NUMBER #5 - Ivar!

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NUMBER #6 - This guy!

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Lets hear your votes!!!! :)

Edited by Son of the Norse

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And now for the Ladies! Rank them (1 - 6) in the order you would use your Free Pass!

 

NUMBER 1 - Lagertha!

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NUMBER 2 - Torvi!

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NUMBER 3 - Astrid!

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NUMBER 4 - Yidu!

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NUMBER 5 - SIggy! 

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NUMBER 6 - This chick!

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Lets see your votes! :)

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Ok, I'll bite:

Rollo (I'm mad at him but he's hot, damn him!)

Young Ragnar

Bjorn

Leif

Ivar

I'm a straight woman, but I'll rank the females too:

Astrid (those eyes!)

Lagertha

Torvi

Siggy

Yidu/That Chick (I want That Chick to meet Yidu's fate)

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18 hours ago, KsamuraiX said:

Number 6!! Dude's gotta have a sexy bod under all that rag of his...  he was young once a long long long time ago:) 

I just knew someone would pick that "hottie"!! LOL

Now, will anyone pick Ms. Blah blah blah?

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Eyefuck: Ivar  He's crazy but his eyes are sexy.  

Headbutt:  Margrethe  Good lord is she greedy.

Raid:  Bjorn and Halfdan . They seem to be having some great adventures

Next up: Aethelwulf, Harald, Alfred.  Any takers?

Also, I'd use my free pass on Ragnar, Rollo, Ivar, Bjorn, Leif and the Seer, in that order  Then Lagertha, Torvi, Astrid, Siggy.  Yidu/Margrethe only with a gun to my head.  Both characters bug the beejeebus out of me.

Are SotN tokens valid currency in Canada? I might be moving... 

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9 hours ago, nowornever said:

 

Also, I'd use my free pass on Ragnar, Rollo, Ivar, Bjorn, Leif and the Seer, in that order  Then Lagertha, Torvi, Astrid, Siggy.  Yidu/Margrethe only with a gun to my head.  Both characters bug the beejeebus out of me.

Are SotN tokens valid currency in Canada? I might be moving... 

SotN Tokens are valid world wide and can be redeemed (if your lucky enough to get one) at the following locations:

In Canada at any McDonalds, Wendys, or Burger King (as long as you order the Moose droppings Shake and tell them that "Green sent you").

The Glacier Shop in Greenland*

The Nordic Store in Iceland*

*I must be at your side for these purchases to be accepted.

The rest of the world at any retail store location, or open air bazaar where you are lucky enough to find myself, a cast member of Vikings, and any my little pony fan-boy; together at the same table slowly sipping iced cocktails of Red Bull and Absolute Mandarin flavored Vodka.

and any In and Out Burger in Scandinavia (opening locations TBD).

 

Hope that helps! LOL

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That sucks to be stuck on the couch with a cold. : (

Eyefuck:  Harald (I'm ashamed)

Head butt:  Judith (I don't dislike her; I just never warmed up to her)

Raid:  Magnus  (He's a fighter, I'll give him that)

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