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Don't see any reason to drag this one out another day.  3, 15, 16 gone, and here's our Top Three for Season 5!

I don't have S6 (ugh) ready yet, I'll get it up later today.

 

Favorite Openers Season 5

8. The Party's Over – FND. Richard serves the girls steak on a stick. Emily is not pleased. “Those are not appetizers! Those are skewers!” She makes the girls eat seconds of everything at dinner to prove they're still hungry. “Grandma's mean.” “If it flew, swam, or crawled on this earth, we just ate it.”

11. Women of Questionable Morals – Luke's Apartment. Lorelai drags Luke outside. She smells snow. “We go back, snow and me. We have a beautiful history.”

12. Come Home – Luke's Apartment. Lorelai is trying to go to bed early so she can spend more time with Luke. She wonders why he doesn't have a TV to fall asleep to. “You know what ruins your REM sleep, is all those articles about REM sleep.”

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Favorite Openers Season 6

1.  New and Improved Lorelai - Luke's.  Lorelai asks Luke to marry her.  He says yes.  "Married...you and me...Luke-table-for-one-Danes and Lorelai-I'm-sorry-can-I-get-an-industrial-forklift-for-my-emotional-baggage-Gilmore are getting married."

2.  Fight Face - Town Square.  Sookie and Lorelai look at the Twickham house and talk about whether or not Lorelai's going to bolt.  "The eyes will give you away.  If you're thinking of bolting they'll pop out on you, like that runaway bride. It's like the eyes are trying to run away first."

3.  The UnGraduate - Crap Shack.  Lorelai feeds the construction workers breakfast.  She goes to Babette's to take a shower, since some of the guys saw her naked the day before.  "Billy had the best view, just a straight shot right down main street."

4.  Always a Godmother, Never a God - Crap Shack.  Lorelai tries to go through and clean out her old VHS tapes.  "You don't just sit down and watch a movie like this. This is a Friday-night special. I'd have to have takeout, pizza, red vines, mallomars, the works. Plus, there's no way I would watch this by myself. This is exactly the kind of movie I would watch with someone. Someone else, you know?"

5.  We've Got Magic to Do - Luke's.  Lorelai and Luke come in from a shopping trip and look through their bags.  Sookie calls, the stove at the Dragonfly caught fire.  Lorelai worries that she's a fire starter.  "Go first, in case things burst into flames behind me as I walk."

6.  Welcome to the Dollhouse - Town meeting.  Andrew and Kirk pretend to be from 1779.  They are lost because all of the street names have changed.  "We are without leeches and wenches."

7.  Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number - Crap Shack.  Richard has brought over Lorelai's dollhouse and wants to talk about Rory.  "Listen to me for just a moment. We can fix this. First of all, I can change the terms of Rory's trust fund. Currently, she's set to receive it when she turns twenty-five, but I say we tell her it's contingent on her returning to Yale."

8.  Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out - Crap Shack.  Lorelai is trying to pick out paint colors.  Paul Anka has brought down all of Lorelai's shoes.  "The guys are almost done prepping the walls, and then they're gonna want to paint. If we don't have a colour for them, they're gonna have nothing to do, and then they're gonna bolt, and we won't see them again for weeks."

9.  The Prodigal Daughter Returns - Crap Shack.  Luke has paid Tom a bonus to get the construction guys to finish up early and surprises Lorelai with his grandmother's bedroom set.  She's not happy about any of it but pretends to be.  "I just love it."

10.  He's Slippin' 'Em Bread, Dig? - Crap Shack.  Rory is back home.  Lorelai makes her put sugar on her toes (for Paul Anka to lick off) and shows her the box full of notes Lorelai had written down to remember everything to tell her.  "Kirk skeet shooting." "That's a bad combination." "Yeah, it's the first time the town church has taken gunfire since the eighteenth century."

11.  The Perfect Dress - Luke's.  Lorelai and Rory get back from celebrating Rory's birthday in Atlantic City.  "Luke, I want you to meet Derek McKinney, your twin separated at birth." "This is a man dressed like Dolly Parton."

12.  Just Like Gwen and Gavin - Crap Shack.  There are bells ringing at 3am.  "Ghosts are yelling something outside the house?" "No, guys I'm gonna kill yelling stuff outside the house."  Taylor has called an emergency town meeting.

13.  Friday Night's Alright for Fighting - Crap Shack.  Lorelai is trying to quietly get ready and out of the house to go cancel all of the wedding stuff.  Luke wakes up anyway.  "I'm a great canceller. I'm so smooth, people think I'm still gonna show up."

14.  You've Been Gilmored - FND.  Everyone is strained.  "I love shrimp!"

15.  A Vineyard Valentine - Dragonfly.  Sookie is upset because Valentine's Day is coming up and she doesn't have any new ideas for what to serve.  A Zydeco band shows up for a forgotten (wedding) audition.  "I thought it might be festive and funny."

16.  Bridesmaids Revisited - Luke's.  Kirk is on a juice fast.  Lane is working on a 'band wanted' flyer.  She talks to Lorelai about April and board games.  "Rory was obsessed with battleship. I always thought she was gonna join the navy when she grew up." "Well, there's still time."

17.  I'm Okay, You're Okay - Paris' apartment.  Paris and Rory eat lots of food and talk about boys.  Logan shows up looking for Rory.  He finds Paris instead.  "What do you want to talk about -- life, love, common symptoms of sexually transmitted diseases?"

18.  The Real Paul Anka - Logan's apartment/Crap Shack.  Lorelai and Rory are on the phone.  Lorelai tells Rory about the dream she had the night before where Paul Anka the dog and Paul Anka the musician keep switching places.  "o I go down to the diner, and there, lo and behold, is Paul Anka sitting on Babette's lap."

19.  I Get a Sidekick Out of You - Kim's Antiques.  The Kim relatives are all in town helping prepare for Lane's wedding.  Lorelai brings over Lane's altered dress.  She breaks the news to Mrs. Kim that Luke can't come to the wedding.  "You can't come alone. An unmarried woman of a certain age, unescorted, wearing the clothes you tend to wear, people will think things, bad things." "Like what?" "Like you're a tramp and possibly for sale."

20.  Super Cool Party People - Dragonfly.  Lorelai is hungover.  Omelet boy keeps making too much noise.  "You want a piece of me?"  Lorelai finds out that all of the horrible stuff she did at Lane's reception wasn't just a dream.  "Why didn't you stop me?"  "I tried, we all tried, but you were on a mission. You kept saying, 'I'm not here to make friends. I want to win!'" 

21.  Driving Miss Gilmore - FND.  Lorelai and Rory argue over spaghetti and meatballs.  Emily is going to be having Lasik surgery.  She and Richard are buying Rory a building at Yale.  "The Rory Gilmore Medical Research Laboratory."  "No, that sounds like monkey tests.  People will picket."

22.  Partings - The Bellville house.  Lorelai pretends to sleep while Sookie, Jackson, and Davey play the Super Quiet Game so they don't wake her up.  " I know what it is. It's Luke. I just, I don't know the specifics."

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13, 15, 22 gone.  Keep voting against three.

Favorite Openers Season 6

1.  New and Improved Lorelai - Luke's.  Lorelai asks Luke to marry her.  He says yes.  "Married...you and me...Luke-table-for-one-Danes and Lorelai-I'm-sorry-can-I-get-an-industrial-forklift-for-my-emotional-baggage-Gilmore are getting married."

2.  Fight Face - Town Square.  Sookie and Lorelai look at the Twickham house and talk about whether or not Lorelai's going to bolt.  "The eyes will give you away.  If you're thinking of bolting they'll pop out on you, like that runaway bride. It's like the eyes are trying to run away first."

3.  The UnGraduate - Crap Shack.  Lorelai feeds the construction workers breakfast.  She goes to Babette's to take a shower, since some of the guys saw her naked the day before.  "Billy had the best view, just a straight shot right down main street."

4.  Always a Godmother, Never a God - Crap Shack.  Lorelai tries to go through and clean out her old VHS tapes.  "You don't just sit down and watch a movie like this. This is a Friday-night special. I'd have to have takeout, pizza, red vines, mallomars, the works. Plus, there's no way I would watch this by myself. This is exactly the kind of movie I would watch with someone. Someone else, you know?"

5.  We've Got Magic to Do - Luke's.  Lorelai and Luke come in from a shopping trip and look through their bags.  Sookie calls, the stove at the Dragonfly caught fire.  Lorelai worries that she's a fire starter.  "Go first, in case things burst into flames behind me as I walk."

6.  Welcome to the Dollhouse - Town meeting.  Andrew and Kirk pretend to be from 1779.  They are lost because all of the street names have changed.  "We are without leeches and wenches."

7.  Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number - Crap Shack.  Richard has brought over Lorelai's dollhouse and wants to talk about Rory.  "Listen to me for just a moment. We can fix this. First of all, I can change the terms of Rory's trust fund. Currently, she's set to receive it when she turns twenty-five, but I say we tell her it's contingent on her returning to Yale."

8.  Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out - Crap Shack.  Lorelai is trying to pick out paint colors.  Paul Anka has brought down all of Lorelai's shoes.  "The guys are almost done prepping the walls, and then they're gonna want to paint. If we don't have a colour for them, they're gonna have nothing to do, and then they're gonna bolt, and we won't see them again for weeks."

9.  The Prodigal Daughter Returns - Crap Shack.  Luke has paid Tom a bonus to get the construction guys to finish up early and surprises Lorelai with his grandmother's bedroom set.  She's not happy about any of it but pretends to be.  "I just love it."

10.  He's Slippin' 'Em Bread, Dig? - Crap Shack.  Rory is back home.  Lorelai makes her put sugar on her toes (for Paul Anka to lick off) and shows her the box full of notes Lorelai had written down to remember everything to tell her.  "Kirk skeet shooting." "That's a bad combination." "Yeah, it's the first time the town church has taken gunfire since the eighteenth century."

11.  The Perfect Dress - Luke's.  Lorelai and Rory get back from celebrating Rory's birthday in Atlantic City.  "Luke, I want you to meet Derek McKinney, your twin separated at birth." "This is a man dressed like Dolly Parton."

12.  Just Like Gwen and Gavin - Crap Shack.  There are bells ringing at 3am.  "Ghosts are yelling something outside the house?" "No, guys I'm gonna kill yelling stuff outside the house."  Taylor has called an emergency town meeting.

14.  You've Been Gilmored - FND.  Everyone is strained.  "I love shrimp!"

16.  Bridesmaids Revisited - Luke's.  Kirk is on a juice fast.  Lane is working on a 'band wanted' flyer.  She talks to Lorelai about April and board games.  "Rory was obsessed with battleship. I always thought she was gonna join the navy when she grew up." "Well, there's still time."

17.  I'm Okay, You're Okay - Paris' apartment.  Paris and Rory eat lots of food and talk about boys.  Logan shows up looking for Rory.  He finds Paris instead.  "What do you want to talk about -- life, love, common symptoms of sexually transmitted diseases?"

18.  The Real Paul Anka - Logan's apartment/Crap Shack.  Lorelai and Rory are on the phone.  Lorelai tells Rory about the dream she had the night before where Paul Anka the dog and Paul Anka the musician keep switching places.  "o I go down to the diner, and there, lo and behold, is Paul Anka sitting on Babette's lap."

19.  I Get a Sidekick Out of You - Kim's Antiques.  The Kim relatives are all in town helping prepare for Lane's wedding.  Lorelai brings over Lane's altered dress.  She breaks the news to Mrs. Kim that Luke can't come to the wedding.  "You can't come alone. An unmarried woman of a certain age, unescorted, wearing the clothes you tend to wear, people will think things, bad things." "Like what?" "Like you're a tramp and possibly for sale."

20.  Super Cool Party People - Dragonfly.  Lorelai is hungover.  Omelet boy keeps making too much noise.  "You want a piece of me?"  Lorelai finds out that all of the horrible stuff she did at Lane's reception wasn't just a dream.  "Why didn't you stop me?"  "I tried, we all tried, but you were on a mission. You kept saying, 'I'm not here to make friends. I want to win!'" 

21.  Driving Miss Gilmore - FND.  Lorelai and Rory argue over spaghetti and meatballs.  Emily is going to be having Lasik surgery.  She and Richard are buying Rory a building at Yale.  "The Rory Gilmore Medical Research Laboratory."  "No, that sounds like monkey tests.  People will picket."

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9, 11, 16 out.  Still three.

 

Favorite Openers Season 6

1.  New and Improved Lorelai - Luke's.  Lorelai asks Luke to marry her.  He says yes.  "Married...you and me...Luke-table-for-one-Danes and Lorelai-I'm-sorry-can-I-get-an-industrial-forklift-for-my-emotional-baggage-Gilmore are getting married."

2.  Fight Face - Town Square.  Sookie and Lorelai look at the Twickham house and talk about whether or not Lorelai's going to bolt.  "The eyes will give you away.  If you're thinking of bolting they'll pop out on you, like that runaway bride. It's like the eyes are trying to run away first."

3.  The UnGraduate - Crap Shack.  Lorelai feeds the construction workers breakfast.  She goes to Babette's to take a shower, since some of the guys saw her naked the day before.  "Billy had the best view, just a straight shot right down main street."

4.  Always a Godmother, Never a God - Crap Shack.  Lorelai tries to go through and clean out her old VHS tapes.  "You don't just sit down and watch a movie like this. This is a Friday-night special. I'd have to have takeout, pizza, red vines, mallomars, the works. Plus, there's no way I would watch this by myself. This is exactly the kind of movie I would watch with someone. Someone else, you know?"

5.  We've Got Magic to Do - Luke's.  Lorelai and Luke come in from a shopping trip and look through their bags.  Sookie calls, the stove at the Dragonfly caught fire.  Lorelai worries that she's a fire starter.  "Go first, in case things burst into flames behind me as I walk."

6.  Welcome to the Dollhouse - Town meeting.  Andrew and Kirk pretend to be from 1779.  They are lost because all of the street names have changed.  "We are without leeches and wenches."

7.  Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number - Crap Shack.  Richard has brought over Lorelai's dollhouse and wants to talk about Rory.  "Listen to me for just a moment. We can fix this. First of all, I can change the terms of Rory's trust fund. Currently, she's set to receive it when she turns twenty-five, but I say we tell her it's contingent on her returning to Yale."

8.  Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out - Crap Shack.  Lorelai is trying to pick out paint colors.  Paul Anka has brought down all of Lorelai's shoes.  "The guys are almost done prepping the walls, and then they're gonna want to paint. If we don't have a colour for them, they're gonna have nothing to do, and then they're gonna bolt, and we won't see them again for weeks."

10.  He's Slippin' 'Em Bread, Dig? - Crap Shack.  Rory is back home.  Lorelai makes her put sugar on her toes (for Paul Anka to lick off) and shows her the box full of notes Lorelai had written down to remember everything to tell her.  "Kirk skeet shooting." "That's a bad combination." "Yeah, it's the first time the town church has taken gunfire since the eighteenth century."

12.  Just Like Gwen and Gavin - Crap Shack.  There are bells ringing at 3am.  "Ghosts are yelling something outside the house?" "No, guys I'm gonna kill yelling stuff outside the house."  Taylor has called an emergency town meeting.

14.  You've Been Gilmored - FND.  Everyone is strained.  "I love shrimp!"

17.  I'm Okay, You're Okay - Paris' apartment.  Paris and Rory eat lots of food and talk about boys.  Logan shows up looking for Rory.  He finds Paris instead.  "What do you want to talk about -- life, love, common symptoms of sexually transmitted diseases?"

18.  The Real Paul Anka - Logan's apartment/Crap Shack.  Lorelai and Rory are on the phone.  Lorelai tells Rory about the dream she had the night before where Paul Anka the dog and Paul Anka the musician keep switching places.  "o I go down to the diner, and there, lo and behold, is Paul Anka sitting on Babette's lap."

19.  I Get a Sidekick Out of You - Kim's Antiques.  The Kim relatives are all in town helping prepare for Lane's wedding.  Lorelai brings over Lane's altered dress.  She breaks the news to Mrs. Kim that Luke can't come to the wedding.  "You can't come alone. An unmarried woman of a certain age, unescorted, wearing the clothes you tend to wear, people will think things, bad things." "Like what?" "Like you're a tramp and possibly for sale."

20.  Super Cool Party People - Dragonfly.  Lorelai is hungover.  Omelet boy keeps making too much noise.  "You want a piece of me?"  Lorelai finds out that all of the horrible stuff she did at Lane's reception wasn't just a dream.  "Why didn't you stop me?"  "I tried, we all tried, but you were on a mission. You kept saying, 'I'm not here to make friends. I want to win!'" 

21.  Driving Miss Gilmore - FND.  Lorelai and Rory argue over spaghetti and meatballs.  Emily is going to be having Lasik surgery.  She and Richard are buying Rory a building at Yale.  "The Rory Gilmore Medical Research Laboratory."  "No, that sounds like monkey tests.  People will picket."

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2, 5, 7 out.  Still three.

 

Favorite Openers Season 6

1.  New and Improved Lorelai - Luke's.  Lorelai asks Luke to marry her.  He says yes.  "Married...you and me...Luke-table-for-one-Danes and Lorelai-I'm-sorry-can-I-get-an-industrial-forklift-for-my-emotional-baggage-Gilmore are getting married."

3.  The UnGraduate - Crap Shack.  Lorelai feeds the construction workers breakfast.  She goes to Babette's to take a shower, since some of the guys saw her naked the day before.  "Billy had the best view, just a straight shot right down main street."

4.  Always a Godmother, Never a God - Crap Shack.  Lorelai tries to go through and clean out her old VHS tapes.  "You don't just sit down and watch a movie like this. This is a Friday-night special. I'd have to have takeout, pizza, red vines, mallomars, the works. Plus, there's no way I would watch this by myself. This is exactly the kind of movie I would watch with someone. Someone else, you know?"

6.  Welcome to the Dollhouse - Town meeting.  Andrew and Kirk pretend to be from 1779.  They are lost because all of the street names have changed.  "We are without leeches and wenches."

8.  Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out - Crap Shack.  Lorelai is trying to pick out paint colors.  Paul Anka has brought down all of Lorelai's shoes.  "The guys are almost done prepping the walls, and then they're gonna want to paint. If we don't have a colour for them, they're gonna have nothing to do, and then they're gonna bolt, and we won't see them again for weeks."

10.  He's Slippin' 'Em Bread, Dig? - Crap Shack.  Rory is back home.  Lorelai makes her put sugar on her toes (for Paul Anka to lick off) and shows her the box full of notes Lorelai had written down to remember everything to tell her.  "Kirk skeet shooting." "That's a bad combination." "Yeah, it's the first time the town church has taken gunfire since the eighteenth century."

12.  Just Like Gwen and Gavin - Crap Shack.  There are bells ringing at 3am.  "Ghosts are yelling something outside the house?" "No, guys I'm gonna kill yelling stuff outside the house."  Taylor has called an emergency town meeting.

14.  You've Been Gilmored - FND.  Everyone is strained.  "I love shrimp!"

17.  I'm Okay, You're Okay - Paris' apartment.  Paris and Rory eat lots of food and talk about boys.  Logan shows up looking for Rory.  He finds Paris instead.  "What do you want to talk about -- life, love, common symptoms of sexually transmitted diseases?"

18.  The Real Paul Anka - Logan's apartment/Crap Shack.  Lorelai and Rory are on the phone.  Lorelai tells Rory about the dream she had the night before where Paul Anka the dog and Paul Anka the musician keep switching places.  "o I go down to the diner, and there, lo and behold, is Paul Anka sitting on Babette's lap."

19.  I Get a Sidekick Out of You - Kim's Antiques.  The Kim relatives are all in town helping prepare for Lane's wedding.  Lorelai brings over Lane's altered dress.  She breaks the news to Mrs. Kim that Luke can't come to the wedding.  "You can't come alone. An unmarried woman of a certain age, unescorted, wearing the clothes you tend to wear, people will think things, bad things." "Like what?" "Like you're a tramp and possibly for sale."

20.  Super Cool Party People - Dragonfly.  Lorelai is hungover.  Omelet boy keeps making too much noise.  "You want a piece of me?"  Lorelai finds out that all of the horrible stuff she did at Lane's reception wasn't just a dream.  "Why didn't you stop me?"  "I tried, we all tried, but you were on a mission. You kept saying, 'I'm not here to make friends. I want to win!'" 

21.  Driving Miss Gilmore - FND.  Lorelai and Rory argue over spaghetti and meatballs.  Emily is going to be having Lasik surgery.  She and Richard are buying Rory a building at Yale.  "The Rory Gilmore Medical Research Laboratory."  "No, that sounds like monkey tests.  People will picket."

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4, 12, 18 out.  Still three.

 

Favorite Openers Season 6

1.  New and Improved Lorelai - Luke's.  Lorelai asks Luke to marry her.  He says yes.  "Married...you and me...Luke-table-for-one-Danes and Lorelai-I'm-sorry-can-I-get-an-industrial-forklift-for-my-emotional-baggage-Gilmore are getting married."

3.  The UnGraduate - Crap Shack.  Lorelai feeds the construction workers breakfast.  She goes to Babette's to take a shower, since some of the guys saw her naked the day before.  "Billy had the best view, just a straight shot right down main street."

6.  Welcome to the Dollhouse - Town meeting.  Andrew and Kirk pretend to be from 1779.  They are lost because all of the street names have changed.  "We are without leeches and wenches."

8.  Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out - Crap Shack.  Lorelai is trying to pick out paint colors.  Paul Anka has brought down all of Lorelai's shoes.  "The guys are almost done prepping the walls, and then they're gonna want to paint. If we don't have a colour for them, they're gonna have nothing to do, and then they're gonna bolt, and we won't see them again for weeks."

10.  He's Slippin' 'Em Bread, Dig? - Crap Shack.  Rory is back home.  Lorelai makes her put sugar on her toes (for Paul Anka to lick off) and shows her the box full of notes Lorelai had written down to remember everything to tell her.  "Kirk skeet shooting." "That's a bad combination." "Yeah, it's the first time the town church has taken gunfire since the eighteenth century."

14.  You've Been Gilmored - FND.  Everyone is strained.  "I love shrimp!"

17.  I'm Okay, You're Okay - Paris' apartment.  Paris and Rory eat lots of food and talk about boys.  Logan shows up looking for Rory.  He finds Paris instead.  "What do you want to talk about -- life, love, common symptoms of sexually transmitted diseases?"

19.  I Get a Sidekick Out of You - Kim's Antiques.  The Kim relatives are all in town helping prepare for Lane's wedding.  Lorelai brings over Lane's altered dress.  She breaks the news to Mrs. Kim that Luke can't come to the wedding.  "You can't come alone. An unmarried woman of a certain age, unescorted, wearing the clothes you tend to wear, people will think things, bad things." "Like what?" "Like you're a tramp and possibly for sale."

20.  Super Cool Party People - Dragonfly.  Lorelai is hungover.  Omelet boy keeps making too much noise.  "You want a piece of me?"  Lorelai finds out that all of the horrible stuff she did at Lane's reception wasn't just a dream.  "Why didn't you stop me?"  "I tried, we all tried, but you were on a mission. You kept saying, 'I'm not here to make friends. I want to win!'" 

21.  Driving Miss Gilmore - FND.  Lorelai and Rory argue over spaghetti and meatballs.  Emily is going to be having Lasik surgery.  She and Richard are buying Rory a building at Yale.  "The Rory Gilmore Medical Research Laboratory."  "No, that sounds like monkey tests.  People will picket."

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Vote out the final three!

Favorite Openers Season 6

1.  New and Improved Lorelai - Luke's.  Lorelai asks Luke to marry her.  He says yes.  "Married...you and me...Luke-table-for-one-Danes and Lorelai-I'm-sorry-can-I-get-an-industrial-forklift-for-my-emotional-baggage-Gilmore are getting married."

3.  The UnGraduate - Crap Shack.  Lorelai feeds the construction workers breakfast.  She goes to Babette's to take a shower, since some of the guys saw her naked the day before.  "Billy had the best view, just a straight shot right down main street."

6.  Welcome to the Dollhouse - Town meeting.  Andrew and Kirk pretend to be from 1779.  They are lost because all of the street names have changed.  "We are without leeches and wenches."

8.  Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out - Crap Shack.  Lorelai is trying to pick out paint colors.  Paul Anka has brought down all of Lorelai's shoes.  "The guys are almost done prepping the walls, and then they're gonna want to paint. If we don't have a colour for them, they're gonna have nothing to do, and then they're gonna bolt, and we won't see them again for weeks."

14.  You've Been Gilmored - FND.  Everyone is strained.  "I love shrimp!"

19.  I Get a Sidekick Out of You - Kim's Antiques.  The Kim relatives are all in town helping prepare for Lane's wedding.  Lorelai brings over Lane's altered dress.  She breaks the news to Mrs. Kim that Luke can't come to the wedding.  "You can't come alone. An unmarried woman of a certain age, unescorted, wearing the clothes you tend to wear, people will think things, bad things." "Like what?" "Like you're a tramp and possibly for sale."

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Okay, here's our Top Three for Season 6!  Gonna get started on a list for S7.

 

Favorite Openers Season 6

1.  New and Improved Lorelai - Luke's.  Lorelai asks Luke to marry her.  He says yes.  "Married...you and me...Luke-table-for-one-Danes and Lorelai-I'm-sorry-can-I-get-an-industrial-forklift-for-my-emotional-baggage-Gilmore are getting married."

3.  The UnGraduate - Crap Shack.  Lorelai feeds the construction workers breakfast.  She goes to Babette's to take a shower, since some of the guys saw her naked the day before.  "Billy had the best view, just a straight shot right down main street."

19.  I Get a Sidekick Out of You - Kim's Antiques.  The Kim relatives are all in town helping prepare for Lane's wedding.  Lorelai brings over Lane's altered dress.  She breaks the news to Mrs. Kim that Luke can't come to the wedding.  "You can't come alone. An unmarried woman of a certain age, unescorted, wearing the clothes you tend to wear, people will think things, bad things." "Like what?" "Like you're a tramp and possibly for sale."

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Okay start out voting against three for Season 7!

Favorite Openers, Season 7

1.  The Long Morrow - Christopher's apartment.  Lorelai wakes up in Christopher's bed.  Taryn sees red and throws things at the TV.  Chris wants Lorelai to stay, she makes excuses why she has to leave. 

2.  That's What You Get, Folks, For Making Whoopee - Luke's truck.  He drives to Christopher's apartment and punches him in the face.  :D

3.  Lorelai's First Cotillion - FND.  Charlotte Courtwright, age 10, answers the door and fixes drinks.  "Maybe mom has run out of adults who will work for her."

4.  'S Wonderful, 'S Marvelous - Crap Shack.  Chris and Lorelai get back from their fifth bad movie in a row.  Rory is there.  Things are awkward.  "I forget what the protocol is when your mom is dating your dad." "Yeah, me too. We'll have to consult Emily Post again."

5.  The Great Stink - Crap Shack.  Lorelai is packing for her and Paul Anka to stay the night with Chris.  "This is not normal. I want you to know that."

6.  Go, Bulldogs! - Crap Shack.  Lorelai calls Emily but pretends she's leaving a message when Emily answers.  "You didn't miss me. For heaven's sakes, I'm right here."

7.  French Twist - Crap Shack.  Lorelai, Chris, and Gigi get ready to leave for Paris.  "'Bonjour, mama! What's the haps?' I don't know the French word for 'haps.'"

8.  Introducing Lorelai Planetarium - Crap Shack.  Lorelai tries to figure out how to tell Rory that she and Chris got married in Paris.  "Now we have to get snails."

9.  Knit, People, Knit - FND.  Emily gives Lorelai the wedding gift she bought for them and plays (and replays) the recording from the answering machine where Lorelai told them she and Chris had gotten married.   "Ah, yes, and what was it exactly that she said?  I think it was something like this - "

10.  Merry Fisticuffs - Unknown house.  Chris and Lorelai look at houses.  Lorelai doesn't want to leave the Crap Shack, or Stars Hollow.  "Frittata?"

11.  Santa's Secret Stuff - Crap Shack.  Lorelai and Gigi are waiting for Rory to get home from London.  "I didn't let any Christmas happen. I grinched it up so hard, I didn't even let it snow."

12.  To Whom It May Concern - FND.  Emily serves Quail Mazatla'n.  "How could so tiny a quail have such a big, awful taste?"

13.  I'd Rather Be in Philadelphia - Babette's.  Lorelai is helping her move plants into the bedroom.  "After decades in the bedroom, who would have thought that the idea of dressing up like a Howler monkey would be such a turn-on?"

14.  Farewell, My Pet - Hospital.  Richard is doing laps around the hallways.  "Well I consider myself proof positive that it can be done...and done clean."  He gossips with Rory and Lorelai about the hospital patients.

15.  I'm a Kayak, Hear Me Roar - Paris' apartment.  Lorelai comes to pick up Rory.  Paris and Doyle are doing yoga.  Lorelai and Rory go for a drive to talk about the breakup.  "It just wasn't right, you know? And he knew it wasn't right, and I knew it wasn't right. It just wasn't..." "It wasn't right."

16.  Will You Be My Lorelai Gilmore? - Town Square.  Lorelai and Rory are shopping for Lane's baby shower.  "You can slap anything on a onesie and it looks cute."  Rory gets a call from the New York Times.

17.  Gilmore Girls Only - Boutique.  Rory is shopping for an interview suit.  Lorelai tries to talk her into taking a road trip for Mia's wedding.  "How come you weren't so desperate to have me come along when we got the invitation, two months ago?" "Well because two months ago, I knew you would play the homework card, so I planned to do this with your dad -- just him and me."

18.  Hay Bale Maze - Dragonfly.  Michel and Sookie bicker over where to put the brochures and the baskets.  Lorelai talks about the town getting hoodwinked into agreeing on a hay bale maze.  "Whatever. I'm outtie 5,000."

19.  It's Just Like Riding a Bike - Luke's.  Lorelai comes in for the first time in a while.  "Actually I can tell you exactly when Lorelai was in her last ‘cause I marked it in my calendar. 'May 22, 2006, stool available?'”

20.  Lorelai? Lorelai? - Rory's dream.  She gets kicked out of Chilton.  Lorelai goes to Hawaii.  Paris and Doyle live in the Crap Shack.  Rory needs to leave for work.  "Don’t forget your poker. That trash isn't gonna pick up itself."

21.  Unto the Breach - Town Square.  Sookie and Lorelai go around getting everything ready for Rory's graduation party.  They talk about karaoke night.  "That’s why I'm going to the diner today -- to see how I feel, sober and without the lyrics of 'I will always love you' streaming in front of me."

22.  Bon Voyage - Dragonfly.  Rory meets Christiane Amanpour.  "I'm sorry to meet you in my pajamas. I don't usually walk around town like this."

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8 hours ago, Taryn74 said:

Taryn sees red and throws things at the TV.

Got out my rubber bricks for that one.  Luckily the TV survived it. 

1, 5, 7,  Or anything with Chris in it or related to Chris.

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2 hours ago, lulu1960 said:

1, 4, 5

Gosh, Season 7 openers kinda suck.

They really, really do LOL.  And I even liked parts of S7.  The new guy tried, that's all I'm saying.  But actually having to read over the dialogue....gah.  I was ready to poke my eyeballs out just trying to get through Lorelai's manic rambling with Gigi in the Paris episode.  

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