SnoGirl September 29, 2016 Share September 29, 2016 I hope it's okay that I started this thread, but there have been too many funny one-liners to not have this thread. Captain: Do either of you know what this number is? Riggs: The number of whores in Gensis Murtaugh: The number of cats in you apartment Riggs: Uhh Pie, is that pie?? 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/
Chaos Theory September 29, 2016 Share September 29, 2016 Murtaugh: I'm taking Riggs to a gun factory. What could go wrong? 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/#findComment-2607165
emma675 September 30, 2016 Share September 30, 2016 Murtaugh: While we're on the job, we've got to work together, like surf 'n turf. Riggs: Cool, I'm turf. Murtaugh: No, you're surf, you live on the beach, butt nekkid. Riggs: This is non-negotiable, Roger. Murtaugh: Pineapple and ham? Riggs: That's gross, I don't want to be either. Murtaugh: Chips and salsa? Riggs: ...okay, I can roll with that. Murtaugh: Okay, I'm spicy salsa with the tomatoes blended nicely on the side (?). Riggs: Maybe mildly chunky, at best. Murtaugh: You know, I'm trying to like you. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/#findComment-2610240
Last Time Lord September 30, 2016 Share September 30, 2016 18 hours ago, emma675 said: Murtaugh: While we're on the job, we've got to work together, like surf 'n turf. Riggs: Cool, I'm turf. Murtaugh: No, you're surf, you live on the beach, butt nekkid. Riggs: This is non-negotiable, Roger. Murtaugh: Pineapple and ham? Riggs: That's gross, I don't want to be either. Murtaugh: Chips and salsa? Riggs: ...okay, I can roll with that. Murtaugh: Okay, I'm spicy salsa with the tomatoes blended nicely on the side (?). Riggs: Maybe mildly chunky, at best. Murtaugh: You know, I'm trying to like you. Best part of that is later on, Riggs called back to it with "And you wanted to be spicy salsa." 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/#findComment-2612223
paigow October 1, 2016 Share October 1, 2016 On 28/09/2016 at 9:47 PM, SnoGirl said: Riggs: The number of whores in Gensis I thought he said words...anyone have captions on? 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/#findComment-2614085
Last Time Lord October 1, 2016 Share October 1, 2016 (edited) 4 hours ago, paigow said: I thought he said words...anyone have captions on? Captions said "words", but I find "Number of whores in Genesis" to be funnier, so... Edited October 1, 2016 by Last Time Lord Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/#findComment-2614660
SnoGirl October 1, 2016 Author Share October 1, 2016 Whoops. I totally heard "whores" and I totally rewinded because I could not believe that's what he said. Apparently I need to turn my TV up! Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/#findComment-2614804
paigow October 2, 2016 Share October 2, 2016 5 hours ago, Last Time Lord said: Captions said "words", but I find "Number of whores in Genesis" to be funnier, so... Number of whores on "Genesis Planet" would establish Riggs as a nerd friendly redneck...so he could be an ancestor of Trip Tucker Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/#findComment-2615231
Last Time Lord October 6, 2016 Share October 6, 2016 Trish: No, no, no. You're leaving. I've got a bottle of wine, and a babysitter, Roger: I respect that. I love their banter so much. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/#findComment-2627475
paigow October 6, 2016 Share October 6, 2016 Riggs grew up in Texas...and never heard what happened to Butch & Sundance????? Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/#findComment-2628078
Raja October 6, 2016 Share October 6, 2016 8 hours ago, paigow said: Riggs grew up in Texas...and never heard what happened to Butch & Sundance????? I am old enough to remember when Redford and Newman were mega stars but never saw the movie. Riggs is not, maybe only seeing a clip as part of an Oscar broadcast Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/#findComment-2629427
paigow October 6, 2016 Share October 6, 2016 Riggs never heard of IMDB or Wikipedia.... Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/#findComment-2629440
Raja October 6, 2016 Share October 6, 2016 But why check, is Butch Cassidy is a big thing in Texas? For Riggs I can see Walker Texas Ranger Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/#findComment-2629478
emma675 October 7, 2016 Share October 7, 2016 Stoned girl #2: You two are partners? That is great. How long have you been together? Murtaugh: Nooo... Riggs, putting his hand Murtaugh's neck: How long has it been, Rog? You know, it feels just like yesterday. Saw him across a crowded room, we were at a Sadie Hawkin's dance, neither of us had a date. Murtaugh, pushing Riggs' hand away: ...... 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/#findComment-2632776
Raja October 13, 2016 Share October 13, 2016 The barber: "Ain't no black folks in Sherman Oaks", throwing some shade at Blackish Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/#findComment-2646892
Chaos Theory October 13, 2016 Share October 13, 2016 Barber: (About Riggs). "What kind of look were you going for?" Murtaugh: "Mid 80's Sellek." Barber: "More like mid 70s Porn." 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/#findComment-2647036
Last Time Lord October 13, 2016 Share October 13, 2016 What may very well be my favorite exchange on this how thus far, the intro to the locker room shower fight: Murtaugh: At least we know he isn't packing. Riggs: If that's not packing, then you have some incredibly high standards. 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/#findComment-2648780
dusang October 14, 2016 Share October 14, 2016 Riggs: So you keep an extra outfit here? Captain: Of course. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/#findComment-2649216
SnoGirl December 1, 2016 Author Share December 1, 2016 "Did you know Beef Jerky is a super food, you can brush your teeth with a cola and that Riggs' wife died and he misses her like I miss Dad?" Awwwwww, so adorable. "Rog, huh. I didnt take you as a motorcycle guy." Just the way Crawford says "Rog" cracks me up. It's like a cross between being amused and trying to make Roger laugh. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/#findComment-2791625
Guest January 20, 2017 Share January 20, 2017 "What if you had died?!?" (Trish mad he didn't tell her about his heart) "then we wouldn't be having this conversation!" Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/#findComment-2918390
dwmarch December 13, 2017 Share December 13, 2017 Murtaugh, from tonight's episode: How mad is she? Riggs is usually the deadpan snarker so Murtaugh casually dropping this while his house was getting hosed with machine gun fire was hilarious. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/48334-quotes-thread-someone-please-tell-me-where-riggs-and-murtaugh-are/#findComment-3890759
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