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Quotes Thread: Someone please tell me where Riggs and Murtaugh are.


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I hope it's okay that I started this thread, but there have been too many funny one-liners to not have this thread. 

Captain: Do either of you know what this number is?

Riggs: The number of whores in Gensis

Murtaugh: The number of cats in you apartment

Riggs: Uhh Pie, is that pie??

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Murtaugh: While we're on the job, we've got to work together, like surf 'n turf.

Riggs: Cool, I'm turf.

Murtaugh: No, you're surf, you live on the beach, butt nekkid.

Riggs: This is non-negotiable, Roger.

Murtaugh: Pineapple and ham?

Riggs: That's gross, I don't want to be either.

Murtaugh: Chips and salsa?

Riggs: ...okay, I can roll with that.

Murtaugh: Okay, I'm spicy salsa with the tomatoes blended nicely on the side (?).

Riggs: Maybe mildly chunky, at best.

Murtaugh: You know, I'm trying to like you.

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18 hours ago, emma675 said:

Murtaugh: While we're on the job, we've got to work together, like surf 'n turf.

Riggs: Cool, I'm turf.

Murtaugh: No, you're surf, you live on the beach, butt nekkid.

Riggs: This is non-negotiable, Roger.

Murtaugh: Pineapple and ham?

Riggs: That's gross, I don't want to be either.

Murtaugh: Chips and salsa?

Riggs: ...okay, I can roll with that.

Murtaugh: Okay, I'm spicy salsa with the tomatoes blended nicely on the side (?).

Riggs: Maybe mildly chunky, at best.

Murtaugh: You know, I'm trying to like you.

Best part of that is later on, Riggs called back to it with "And you wanted to be spicy salsa."

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5 hours ago, Last Time Lord said:

Captions said "words", but I find "Number of whores in Genesis" to be funnier, so...

Number of whores on "Genesis Planet" would establish Riggs as a nerd friendly redneck...so he could be an ancestor of Trip Tucker

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8 hours ago, paigow said:

Riggs grew up in Texas...and never heard what happened to Butch & Sundance?????

I am old enough to remember when Redford and Newman were mega stars but never saw the movie. Riggs is not, maybe only seeing a clip as part of an Oscar broadcast

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Stoned girl #2: You two are partners? That is great. How long have you been together?

Murtaugh: Nooo...

Riggs, putting his hand Murtaugh's neck: How long has it been, Rog? You know, it feels just like yesterday. Saw him across a crowded room, we were at a Sadie Hawkin's dance, neither of us had a date.

Murtaugh, pushing Riggs' hand away: ......

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"Did you know Beef Jerky is a super food, you can brush your teeth with a cola and that Riggs' wife died and he misses her like I miss Dad?"  Awwwwww, so adorable.

 

"Rog, huh. I didnt take you as a motorcycle guy."

Just the way Crawford says "Rog" cracks me up. It's like a cross between being amused and trying to make Roger laugh.

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"What if you had died?!?" (Trish mad he didn't tell her about his heart)

"then we wouldn't be having this conversation!"

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