I Once Took A Donkey And Some Honeycomb Into... : Jokes!

[annzeepark914]

@Dimity I need to send this to my husband who's on a safari in Tanzania right now.

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[annzeepark914]

Being Twenty In The 70’s

Was More Fun Than Being

Seventy In The 20’s

 

I Can Tell People

Are Judgmental

Just By Looking

At Them

(t-shirts at Signals catalog)

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[JustHereForFood]

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[Anela]

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[JustHereForFood]

Character A: "Where the hell is my fucking phone?"

Character B: "Could you please try to speak more politely? Children can hear you."

Character A: "OK,OK. Could anyone please tell me, where the hell is my fucking phone?"

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Edited October 24 by Dimity

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[EtheltoTillie]

On 10/31/2024 at 11:07 PM, Dimity said:

I do not get this one.  Please explain

 

[Anela]

7 hours ago, EtheltoTillie said:

I do not get this one.  Please explain

 

That’s where the term “red shirts” comes from.  Characters who are guaranteed to die, sparing the main characters.

[EtheltoTillie]

 Well I learned some new Star Trek trivia vocab!

[Anela]

11 hours ago, EtheltoTillie said:

 Well I learned some new Star Trek trivia vocab!

I learned that here, or TWOP. :)

[Dimity]

If you've never heard of Morecambe and Wise this might be a good way to 'meet' them:

 

Edited 17 hours ago by Dimity