ElectricBoogaloo November 1, 2014 Share November 1, 2014 (edited) Is it too much to hope that Dmitry will give me something as good as one way monkey this season? The descriptions of Kate's design were hilarious. Michelle: Kate's going bridal. Or Eastern European hired hooker. Benjamin: It's like the little mermaid came out of the sea and started living uptown and now she's going to a cocktail party. I just don't get it. I don't get the clamshells on the bust. Other comments: Gunnar: Patricia's looks like a bloated circus tent. Zanna: I'm all for risque but let's not go too short. Justin: Don't want any cheeks. Zanna: Honestly, I hate this. It's like Chloe Sevigny meets Wonder Woman doing bridal. Isaac: I like a natural boob. Edited January 26, 2018 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 3 Link to comment
Bees November 9, 2014 Share November 9, 2014 Jay has a particularly good one about Kate: "The only way to make Kate get away from bridal is to make a challenge about designing for a funeral" 2 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo November 14, 2014 Author Share November 14, 2014 (edited) Dmitry: It's called the work room, not the talk room. Michelle: I don't know how couture it is except for the fact that you can see her cooter. Alyssa: You're a fabulous designer. Chris: I know! Dmitry: You know who doesn't love Nina? People who suck. And then there are the multiple pronunciations of the word "couture." Zanna: Koo-tyore. Jay: Koe-chur. Edited January 26, 2018 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 1 Link to comment
BathKol November 14, 2014 Share November 14, 2014 Gunnar at the Gershwin Theatre: SURPRIZE, BITCH. And he said it with such a straight face, too! Link to comment
Oholibamah November 15, 2014 Share November 15, 2014 Can we change the Thread Topic to "Dmitry Quotes"? He really isn't any nicer than Michelle and seems to get no shit for it, but he is hilarious. Link to comment
BathKol November 15, 2014 Share November 15, 2014 Can we change the Thread Topic to "Dmitry Quotes"? He really isn't any nicer than Michelle and seems to get no shit for it, but he is hilarious. He hasn't been saying as many fun things like he used to. We just get lots of eye rolls and shoulder shrugs. Link to comment
Julia November 15, 2014 Share November 15, 2014 He hasn't been saying as many fun things like he used to. We just get lots of eye rolls and shoulder shrugs. I wonder if that's it, or if they just need that screen real estate for Michelle and her increasingly desperate attempts to come up with aphorisms. 1 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo November 21, 2014 Author Share November 21, 2014 (edited) Kate: Dmitry's looks pretty bondage-y so I'm kind of curious what his love life's like. Michelle: I need to find a shoe. Gunnar: I need to find a clutch. Benjamin: I need to find a husband. Female designer: Dmitry's first vinyl. Dmitry: Yeah, I'm not a virgin anymore. Edited January 26, 2018 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 2 Link to comment
BathKol November 21, 2014 Share November 21, 2014 Dmitry: Da only people hoo are scared of Nina SUCK. Michelle: I need to find a shoe. Gunnar: I need to find a clutch. Benjamin: I need to find a husband. That comment was so lame. Benjamin tries too hard. Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo December 20, 2014 Author Share December 20, 2014 (edited) Jay: [gasp] I find this amazing pink fabric for my jacket. It looks sophisticated, it looks bright, it looks GAY. Zanna: Think about giving it some masculine touches. Even though he's going on a date with a guy, he still wants to look like a man. Michelle: I can make women's wear sick easy but I don't design around a penis every day. [sob] Edited January 26, 2018 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade Link to comment
TudorQueen December 31, 2014 Share December 31, 2014 Dmitri, who gave us "one way monkey" in his original season, delights again: (To first daters) "No hokey-pokey!" 2 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo January 16, 2015 Author Share January 16, 2015 (edited) Dmitry: Michelle's dress looks like a maternity fish costume. Zanna: [Helen's dress] reminds me of a shower loofah. It needs to be attractive. It can't just be weird. Isaac: Don't listen to us. We're just a bunch of bitches. Dmitry: Sea whores. Edited January 16, 2015 by ElectricBoogaloo 1 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo January 23, 2015 Author Share January 23, 2015 Michelle on Jay's vinyl covered wool pants: I think he took a tablecloth and turned them into some pants which is really great when you're eating ribs. Dmitri: I never do anything really simple because...why? 2 Link to comment
Zima January 23, 2015 Share January 23, 2015 I'm totally paraphrasing because I can't remember the exact quote, but Alyssa said something along the lines of, "Dimitri really knows the female form, and I find that so exciting!" Me too, Alyssa. Me too. 2 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo February 13, 2015 Author Share February 13, 2015 (edited) Sonjia: Are you getting your fringe on again? Dmitry: Are you doing lace again? Edited January 26, 2018 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 1 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo February 12, 2016 Author Share February 12, 2016 (edited) Daniel: I have so much left to do. I still haven't pieced together my front to the back. The sleeves have not been attached. There's no collar. There's no lapel. There's no hand finishing on there and there's no closure. Sam: Mitchell's dress just looks like he took three dresses, cut them all up, and hot glued them back together. Edited January 26, 2018 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo February 19, 2016 Author Share February 19, 2016 (edited) Sam: I did not think I was being hurtful. Ken: Weeeeeeeeeeeeell. Zanna: This is not dramatic, it's not elegant, and it's not sexy. Daniel: Okay, those are three bads. Edited January 26, 2018 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 1 Link to comment
RCharter February 19, 2016 Share February 19, 2016 Sam: I did not think I was being hurtful. Ken: Weeeeeeeeeeeeell. Zanna: This is not dramatic, it's not elegant, and it's not sexy. Daniel: Okay, those are three bads. Ken's reaction makes me think I might not passionately hate him this season. Especially if he tears Sam a new one...I think I'll be okay with that. Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo February 26, 2016 Author Share February 26, 2016 (edited) Stella: In leather, we don't make belts like that. Valerie: This isn't leather. It's vinyl. Edited January 26, 2018 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo March 18, 2016 Author Share March 18, 2016 (edited) Ken: I think Sam should make a jumpsuit. Sam: I think you guys should all shut the fuck up. Ken: Sam, you've done eight jumpsuits so far. Sam: Eight jumpsuits in five challenges. I am impressive. Mitchell: Well, don't forget Kini made one of them. Ken: Ooh, the shade was real! Mitchell: Just because you can sew a dress with a really nice fabric doesn't make it couture. Sam: I'm not going to stop being who I am because people don't like me. Edited January 26, 2018 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 2 Link to comment
Julia March 18, 2016 Share March 18, 2016 (edited) Sam: I'm not going to stop being who I am because people don't like me. Especially since being unpleasant is his business model. Edited March 18, 2016 by Julia 2 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo March 25, 2016 Author Share March 25, 2016 Isaac: I like vintage and I don't like retro. Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo April 1, 2016 Author Share April 1, 2016 Alyssa: The only thing evening about this is the cleavage. Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo April 15, 2016 Author Share April 15, 2016 (edited) Dom: The challenge was not to create a jumpsuit for a breastfeeding mother. Zanna: Less disco banana. Edited January 26, 2018 by ElectricBoogaloo Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo January 26, 2018 Author Share January 26, 2018 (edited) Fabio: How many times are we going to say balls today? Balls, balls, balls. Anthony: I have an appreciation for what Helen does, just not an appreciation for Helen. Amanda: I could make [the dress] fit better, but I'd rather glue on hacky sacks. Edited January 26, 2018 by ElectricBoogaloo 2 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo February 2, 2018 Author Share February 2, 2018 Anthony: Adults who act up in public are no different than children and they should be dealt with accordingly. Amanda: I commend myself. Me: Of course you do. [Amanda was much more tolerable this season but just hearing her say that made me laugh] Link to comment
meep.meep February 2, 2018 Share February 2, 2018 Anthony: You are not here to eliminate yourself 1 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo February 9, 2018 Author Share February 9, 2018 Char: I'm dressing Betty Boop like she's going to the BET Awards. Helen: Stripes are tricky. Ken: I could never fuck with a stripe. Anthony: Even though I don't always understand everything Merline is doing, I celebrate the fact that she's taking a risk. Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo February 23, 2018 Author Share February 23, 2018 Anthony: I see Kimberly’s look and her model is ass out. But then I look across the room and I see Josh’s look and I see Helen’s look and I’m thinking to myself “battle of the streetwalkers.” 6 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo March 9, 2018 Author Share March 9, 2018 (edited) Anthony: I'm not sure what Josh is designing for the challenge. If it's true to Josh and his aesthetic, I'm sure she'll be naked and there'll be some level of streetwalker to it, for sure. Ken to Fabio: I like it. Ken talking head: I lied. It was ugly. Ken: Oh, gawd. Joshua's look looks like a woman who had just divorced her husband so she snuck into her daughter's room to get this dress to go to the club to meet some man to have sex with. Zac: In fashion, it's not how hard you work. It's what [the garment] looks like. Edited March 9, 2018 by ElectricBoogaloo 3 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo March 23, 2018 Author Share March 23, 2018 (edited) Anthony: In my neighborhood, Safari is a stripper. Edited March 23, 2018 by ElectricBoogaloo 5 Link to comment
tobeannounced March 23, 2018 Share March 23, 2018 That reminds me of an Anthony quote from the week before when Stanley and Anthony were talking about Anthony reining Stanley in if he got too ambitious with too many pieces. In Anthony's talking head, he said, "No, Stanley, we're not going to have an eight-piece, two sides and a biscuit." Love Anthony! 7 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo March 30, 2018 Author Share March 30, 2018 Fabio: This is the first time in history that smocking has been called cold blooded. 3 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo January 10, 2019 Author Share January 10, 2019 Anthony Ryan: Boobs out, coochie up, like slutty Barbie. 1 2 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo January 24, 2019 Author Share January 24, 2019 Sean: I'm frantic, but on the inside. 1 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo February 15, 2019 Author Share February 15, 2019 (edited) Anne: What made you go for red and black zebra striped leather? Dmitry: If you think intellectually about it, it's like what the fuck? Irina: It's a fine line between being confident and slightly delusional. Edited February 15, 2019 by ElectricBoogaloo Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo February 28, 2019 Author Share February 28, 2019 Christina: Can I take a measurement from you? Dmitry: It depends what you want to measure. Anthony Ryan: How tall are you, Dmitry? Dmitry: 6'1", so let's all dress me. Anthony Ryan: You can be my fit model today. Dmitry: I'm too expensive for you. Evan: I think some of these designers are confused by the challenge because I'm seeing a lot of weird asexual space suits. Gender neutral does not mean never having sex again in your life. 1 5 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo March 21, 2019 Author Share March 21, 2019 Evan: So what? We need to now fight over that bolt [of fabric]? Dmitry: There is no fighting, darling. I got it first. What's to fight about? Irina: I hate when people self pity. You're driving this train. You can do whatever you want. Just don't complain. Link to comment
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