The Quotes Docket: "This whole court is out of order!"

[DollEyes 12.3k]

Since dialogue is a very important part of being a lawyer IRL, it should be very important for this show as well. For example, it was how star Viola Davis said the show's title that intrigued me. It instantly made me curious about the show. Any show with a title like that has to be good-although with Shonda Rhimes being involved, that's a crapshoot, at best.

 

Anyway, make your case for the best quotes here.

[rubyred 1.7k]

Paraphrased: "Frank, you didn't lock up again!"

[DollEyes 12.3k]

 Loved Michaela's response to Asher's theory that the reason why Wes is in the Top 5 is because he's Professor Keating's son: "Because all Black people are related?"

[Happycakez 71]

Loved "smile, or go to jail".

[DollEyes 12.3k]

Annalise to Sam: "Why is your penis on a dead girl's phone?"

[Winnief 1.3k]

"I may look kind but that's just my face."

[DollEyes 12.3k]

Bonnie, to Frank, about his claim that he's not attracted to Laurel: "Bitch, please!"

[Gillian Rosh 8.3k]

"I may look kind but that's just my face."

 

 

Followed closely after by "I'm done talking to you."

[Minneapple 12.2k]

Annalise: Prayers are for the weak, I'll settle for beating your ass in court.

[Princess Sparkle 9.7k]

It's more comedic, but Asher's "There aren't only white people in Kennebunkport!" was my favorite line from last week's episode.

[St. Claire 1.8k]

Asher gets all of the fantastically awful things to say, things that would just be wrong coming from any other character on televisions. "I'm talking about my dingus" springs to mind.

[Chicago Redshirt 10.2k]

Whoops, someone beat me to it on "Prayer is for the weak."

Edited November 10, 2014 by Chicago Redshirt

[DollEyes 12.3k]

Wes, to Sam, after killing him: "I'm so sorry."

Annalise, in the shadows: "Don't be."

 

Annalise, to the DA, (who called her "crazy"), after getting the charges against Rebecca dropped: "You call it 'crazy,' I call it 'winning.'"

[DollEyes 12.3k]

  Frank, to Annalise: "Where are you going?"

Annalise: "To find a murder case that didn't happen in this house."

 

 Connor, to Oliver: "Help a brother out."

[Rooster 0]

No, you have to do the whole thing! It's fantastic.

"RELEASE THE KRAKEN! I'm talking about my dingus...the old disco stick...the Millstone meatsicle."

Asher gets all of the fantastically awful things to say, things that would just be wrong coming from any other character on televisions. "I'm talking about my dingus" springs to mind.

[pennben 12.2k]

  Frank, to Annalise: "Where are you going?"

Annalise: "To find a murder case that didn't happen in this house."

 

That was the quote of the episode (possibly of the season so far) for me!  I laughed for a long time after that.  The delivery was spot on.

[Chicago Redshirt 10.2k]

"Now let's get to work!"

-Annalise Keating

[Gillian Rosh 8.3k]

Annalise: I caught Nate and Wes together last night?

 

Frank: Screwin?

 

Makes me laugh. Every. Time.

[kariyaki 21.8k]

Eve seeing that Annalise is pregnant:

"Please tell me you just got fat."

[Gillian Rosh 8.3k]

"Now, go and try not to murder anybody." I think that was an Annalise comment to Asher, but it could really apply to everyone on the show.