90 Day Fiance: The Last Resort

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

 

Yikes, these outfits. Where do you buy that top??? 

Walmart? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Stacey and that scène made me black out

[tvrox]

No one believes that you want him Jasmine. Your acting needs work. 

[judylo]

Hi everyone! Just got in a few minutes ago from my PET scan. I am radioactive!

Oh I am SO SICK of Gino and Jasmine.

[Gobi]

Gino you misheard, she doesn't want you to have a hat on.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, judylo said:

Hi everyone! Just got in a few minutes ago from my PET scan. I am radioactive!

Oh I am SO SICK of Gino and Jasmine.

Are you planning to fly soon? That could be a fun conversation with border security 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I hope you feel well enough to celebrate NYE. I imagine you being a load of fun!

Bless you, I am a load of fun, but I never do NYE, or haven't for many years. Did you know that the whole point of NYE is MIDNIGHT? That is way past my bedtime! 

[Gobi]

That went well, I thought.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

Hi everyone! Just got in a few minutes ago from my PET scan. I am radioactive!

Oh I am SO SICK of Gino and Jasmine.

How'd your day go? Do you feel OK? I was thinking of you! 

[tvrox]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

How'd your day go? Do you feel OK? I was thinking of you! 

Same! Keep us updated @judylo

[judylo]

7 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Are you planning to fly soon? That could be a fun conversation with border security 

I think I will pee it out shortly, but was told to avoid pregnant women!

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

How'd your day go? Do you feel OK? I was thinking of you! 

How are you feeling? And how is Mr Mostly? And Housemate?

i have been a nervous wreck all day. The test itself not bad. Now the wait for the results, the fear, the holiday delay … yes, I am not coping well with all of this.

Stacey is kinda funny!

Edited December 31, 2024 by judylo

[Pepper Mostly]

Florian is just so.....inert. Stacey does all the work and he just sits there with that silly derp face. 

Wait, Gino and Jasmine had a fight? Say it isn't so! 

[Bees52]

Stacey stick to what you are good at, whatever that is, not imitating horse sounds.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Stacey and Florian's little exercise reminds me of the beginning of "The Producers", when Zero Mostel and Estelle Winwood played "The Contessa and the Chauffeur". 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Stacey stick to what you are good at, whatever that is, not imitating horse sounds.

 

Imitating whores' sounds?

What is Gino interested in, squat cobblers?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

What is Gino interested in, squat cobblers?

I really, REALLY don't want to know what Gino's interested in. Shudder.

[tvrox]

6 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Stacey stick to what you are good at, whatever that is, not imitating horse sounds.

 

Plastic surgery? 

[Pepper Mostly]

"We haven't had sex in....a year. Its really tough to have sex often when you live in different countries"

[tvrox]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Imitating whores' sounds?

What is Gino interested in, squat cobblers?

Hats. Only hats. 

[sainte-chapelle]

This is so boring 

[magemaud]

Where’s Ari? Locked in the bathroom again? 

[sainte-chapelle]

So I got the house appraisal done today. Will get the report in a few days…the lawyer got back to us and said the paperwork on their end ( the bank) was done wrong…again. I need a drink

Edited December 31, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Where’s Ari? Locked in the bathroom again? 

Gawd, I hope so. She is very bad for my blood pressure. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Where’s Ari? Locked in the bathroom again? 

We can only hope

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

So I got the house appraisal done today. Will get the report in a few days…the lawyer got back to us and said the paperwork on their end was done wrong…again. I need a drink

Ugh!! For all I"m sure the lawyer is charging they should really get it right. 

[magemaud]

I’m sorry. I can’t imagine watching a whole show where the entire premise is someone saying inappropriate things because they have a neurological condition. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

This is so boring 

It is! Who has anecdotes? I have none because dying but I am counting on you all to amuse me! 

We have absolute tons of pepperoni left over from our Christmas charcuterie. I have no idea how we ended up with so much. So, cooks among us, what can I do with all this excess pepperoni? That's not pizzas? 

[Gobi]

You all had to summon Ari! Damn!

[magemaud]

Oops, speak of the Devil…

[tvrox]

The ATV is going to roll over in three...two...1....

Ari, you're full of BS. In earlier seasons, we saw you guys going on dates! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, tvrox said:

Ugh!! For all I"m sure the lawyer is charging they should really get it right. 

Sorry I didn’t clarify….the bank keeps messing it up…the first time they declared the wrong person dead. My lawyer charges a flat fee and is lovely. We should have had access to the funds our names are on immediately..it’s been a month

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

It is! Who has anecdotes? I have none because dying but I am counting on you all to amuse me! 

We have absolute tons of pepperoni left over from our Christmas charcuterie. I have no idea how we ended up with so much. So, cooks among us, what can I do with all this excess pepperoni? That's not pizzas? 

Pepperoni rolls.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Its fun being out in the desert, with Bini's life in my hands"

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

It is! Who has anecdotes? I have none because dying but I am counting on you all to amuse me! 

We have absolute tons of pepperoni left over from our Christmas charcuterie. I have no idea how we ended up with so much. So, cooks among us, what can I do with all this excess pepperoni? That's not pizzas? 

I would seriously sit in front of the TV and eat them like chips 😂 

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

It is! Who has anecdotes? I have none because dying but I am counting on you all to amuse me! 

We have absolute tons of pepperoni left over from our Christmas charcuterie. I have no idea how we ended up with so much. So, cooks among us, what can I do with all this excess pepperoni? That's not pizzas? 

Hmm. Calzones? Characuterie boards? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"Its fun being out in the desert, with Bini's life in my hands"

I smell an episode of Snapped coming…

[tvrox]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Sorry I didn’t clarify….the bank keeps messing it up…the first time they declared the wrong person dead. My lawyer charges a flat fee and is lovely. We should have had access to the funds our names are on immediately..it’s been a month

Yikes!! That seems like an important detail! 

[Gobi]

Drink up before getting back on the ATV.

Who was the woman who fell off an ATV and broke her arm?

Edited December 31, 2024 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Pepperoni rolls.

Wait, we had a lively discussion about pepperoni rolls not too long ago, right? Its a regional thing? I don't think they're a thing in the Boston area. How do you make them? 

[Bees52]

Y'all had to mention Ari.

Evidently, she's in the desert with Bini. 🙄

Oh, and for once, she's happy, because they're all alone, and Bini has no audience to entertain but her.

 

[magemaud]

I’d hate to buy an expensive bottle of champagne and have some idiot turn it into a geyser. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Y'all had to mention Ari.

Evidently, she's in the desert with Bini. 🙄

Oh, and for once, she's happy, because they're all alone, and Bini has no audience to entertain but her.

 

But she still managed to criticize him constantly. "Why are you shaking it?" "Oh, right, you're always at the club". What a bitch.

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I’d hate to buy an expensive bottle of champagne and have some idiot turn it into a geyser. 

Oh, they didn't buy it, never fear.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, we had a lively discussion about pepperoni rolls not too long ago, right? Its a regional thing? I don't think they're a thing in the Boston area. How do you make them? 

I don't have a recipe, but they're pretty simple.

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Yikes!! That seems like an important detail! 

Imagine getting a call the day of your mother’s service telling you your brother’s account is locked because he is dead. He had to run to the bank…get his account opened again..then head to the service. I wish I was joking…you can’t make this shit up.

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

But she still managed to criticize him constantly. "Why are you shaking it?" "Oh, right, you're always at the club". What a bitch.

Oh, they didn't buy it, never fear.

She is such a wet blanket. For the first time since arriving he is engaging her in a fun way and she shit all over it. She is her own worst enemy 

Edited December 31, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[Gobi]

"Ooh, here's one! 'Life's a bitch and so are you!'"

[sainte-chapelle]

Ohhh is this only an hour?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Ohhh is this only an hour?

Jesus, I hope so. I feel the will to live leaving me. 

[magemaud]

10 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, we had a lively discussion about pepperoni rolls not too long ago, right? Its a regional thing? I don't think they're a thing in the Boston area. How do you make them? 

Apparently they originated in coal country for the miners’ lunch pails. 
https://adventureswithkelly.com/2021/03/05/pepperoni-rolls-ultimate-adventure-snack/

pepperoni is also good in pasta salads 

Edited December 31, 2024 by magemaud

[Bees52]

How is Florian feeling sad for the other guys? He's there, for some reason, too!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

How is Florian feeling sad for the other guys? He's there, for some reason, too!

He would never leave his sugar mommy